DontWorryImMedicated
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May 30, 2016 2:33 AM
DontWorryImMedicated
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MarkElich
Meh. I'm too lazy. I will just drink from the bottle and eat from the fruit. Pour some sugar into my mouth. It's all good
maholt
recipe
Sokonomi
All fun and games until some clumsy fucker yanks the tap out.
slurpuffeveryday
Less sugar, more vodka.
helpImanadult
I'll have one bartender!
LinguisticBitch
"Carefully"
stabbedintheface
Yer gonna need more vodka
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
THAT WASN'T CAREFULLY!
imtheimgur
(CAREFULLY)
Meowzzar
*pours everywhere*
BeagleOfDoom
Just made this on Saturday, but used single malt whiskey instead and no sugar. So refreshing!
NinjaPoopy
I DID THIS!!!!! Worked great but I drank a bottle of vodka and ate a watermelon. 10/10 would do again. Very satisfying.
GIFShinobi
Why not Everclear?
annainnacloud
Thought that was a wicked magic wand at first
totallynotjustin
Do a rum ham keg
Strikyre
http://www.amazon.com/Final-Touch-Black-Watermelon-Tapping/dp/B00KNXISEE/ref=pd_bxgy_79_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=00BR1ZV0K8QXAWYJM5ER
dankyclaus
+1 just for your username lol
PerfectlyPreservedPie
That is not nearly enough vodka.
CrappyCupcake
That's barely a buzz in itself
BronzeLeaguePro
Bud Grace said he used to do this in college with his mates.
bambamboogaloo
So little booze! I want to drink a watermelon's worth vodka then smash the melon-keg on my wife's head. Now THAT's a humpday treat.
mikejandreau
Why did I flatten the bottom if I'm just putting it in a bowl? Waste of effort, bro.
hydrostability
Pour carefully on the table
doctorsnextxompanion
That first gif fucked me up 'flatten bottom' and then put the other end on the bottom...halp brain halp
maholt
$10 tap http://amzn.to/29IyfKY
Lancebosh
That watermelon holds like 3 glasses worth
itsfuckingcoldherealways
You forgot "add vodka"
ZacPope43
Work on your pour game. Your pour game, is on poor game.
howaboutthisonethen
Skipped that part of the vid, read your comment, rewatched. Now my nose has coffee in it.
lazymayonaise
It was a piss poor piss pour
Siptro
3/4 a cup? more like half the bottle
falalaa
Was gonna say, that's not enough vodka. Fuck.
PopeFacto
That's what I was thinking...
JeffGodofBiscuits
Didn't say how big the cup was.
dEXm64
I'm glad i wasn't the only one to think this.
Anononononon
A quarter of a standard bottle....which is roughly what he poured.
lifeful
i believe the commenter was recommending 1/2 the bottle over the pictured 3/4 cup as opposed to disagreeing with the pictured measurement
usersubstolemyvirginity
Thank you. Thinking the same thing
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Yeah! More vodka! I'm innit to winnit! *belch*
ShaneEngland
Once you open it it will go bad you have to finish it all at once
MonkeysSA
The alcohol plus a fridge would probably prevent that.
thorkild91
Can't tell if you don't understand the joke. Or you are being jokingly literal. Hnm. I always will go with stupid
supercalafragilisticexpialadocious
Step one pour. Step two shut eyes and count to 10 slowly.
jamonyqueso13
Guys. They're only trying to get white girl wasted
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
*A white girl wastes
LesbianTrappedInManBody
But I'm trying to get white girls wasted
quartertank
The second worst kind of wasted
wolvesnotwuffs
Who else would make a watermelon keg?
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Only? I don't think you understand what "white girl wasted" is
Deathfrombelow
It's so close to "white girl obituary" that... well, there have been mistakes.
Thephedora
1 bottle vodka, 1 cup sugar. Blend in water melon stuff. Refill.
scroggalicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjr_AlR7YyI
WhiteEddieMurphy
Or just say fuck this giant berry and drink the bottle and cry alone?
Lifestyleoftheridgeandthefamous
It's not drinking alone if you have pets
LANflair
2 shots of vodka!
JeffGodofBiscuits
Spill half the shit on the counter, but CAREFULLY put the skewers in... Got it
snufl
Their choice of bowls made a clean pour impossible.
waluigifan
completelyunreIated
It was saying carefully about the pouring
simonhardingholt
Where can I buy the "pouring" kit?
simonhardingholt
/tap kit?
Rypley
http://www.amazon.com/KegWorks-The-Pumpkin-Tap-Kit/dp/B00FM5DSM0
simonhardingholt
+1
DeathToSwans
Not enough booze. And I'd use white rum or tequila maybe.
tcgl
I prefer a light boozing, so I can drink it all day and feel fine the next morning. I'm done with having hangovers. White rum +1 tho.
DeathToSwans
That's fair. I do feel white rum and watermelon would be really nice. Must...try... Should do tequila and gin too you know, for comparison.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Fuck vodka
Challengedimgurian
Vodka always ended up fucking me
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
And it never wears a rubber
FranticHalibut
Vodka is literally awful. Best clear liquid to put in that would be tequila. Everything else needs more whiskey.
ISmellManFlesh
You're my kind of man/woman/duck. Everything needs more whiskey, even whiskey needs more whiskey.
DeathToSwans
Please add a dram of Scotch to my dram of Scotch thank you.
bananajoesg
I don't get why so many people mix vodka with so much, I don't mind vodka, but often rum or tequila or w/e just works so much better.
VoltageXL1
I like vodka personally because it has the least amount of taste. Nothing taste worse than cheap rum (imo) also im poor
onlyhalfghost
the main reason is that good vodka doesn't really taste of anything except ethanol; thus it goes in cocktails that don't taste like booze.
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
Chill, dude. It's just alcohol
ValueBear12
No. Vodka is nail polish remover in a fancy bottle.
DeathToSwans
Yes. Actually I do like Iceberg Vodka but it's the only one. Nice tequila please. Or rum. Or gin.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
A good quality gin makes a great summertime cocktail when paired with watermelon. Consider Hendricks.
GuineaPigFriend
Mmmm Hendricks is my favourite!
TheRealRedQueen
Martin Miller's is also excellent gin
scottishwhisky
Hendricks! Only gin I drink.
DeathToSwans
Yes yes gin too! Personally I'm a tequila hound but rum or gin would be very nice. Basically a nice liquor you can actually taste.
H4stings1066
Subway, are you lifestyle marketing again?
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
JerseysDeNiro
He's a level seven susceptible!
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
The Honda SRV just has the flexibility to meet the demands of my modern lifestyle.