Its my cake day apperantly!

Jul 10, 2025 9:24 AM

Pats0r

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And i like boobs! (Who doesnt?)

Well we know this is false due to the number of psycho exes people have

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Remember folks, the best boobs are the ones you have consent to touch, everything else is just preference

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The important thing about boobs is [eyes bug out, mouth goes dry, clutches head, tries to explain, can't explain, gapes, tries to avoid having been seen gaping, can't do it, existential despair, acceptance, collapse, retreat, repeat...]

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The level of sensitivity also helps.

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Fuck I love boobs though. They're awfully jumbly.

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I wish I could get rid of mine. I never feel like the person they are attached to is important at all, lol.

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And that’s where the trouble begins.

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What a coincidence! It is also my cake day and i also love boobs!

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Bewbs

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I tried to make a disparaging comment about my boobs yesterday and my boyfriend would have none of it! I love that nerd

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Bro

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That... that may be heresy on IMGUR (home of the gratuitous boob photo, meme, or juvenile cartoonish scribble).

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What's important about boobs is not their size, but whether or not you can touch them

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Exactly. Or to be specific, the combination of distance from them and whether youre allowed to touch them

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i must confess that i am rather partial to them as well

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I like them so much i grew my own 😁

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good girl

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My friend said, her husband complimented her small boobs by saying.. They are a mouthful, all that matters.

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I go to Medieval conventions for the plot.

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Big honkers, but also strong pecs. Farm?

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had to cap that before upvoting for reasons

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What if they're attached to me and I want bigger?

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it's still all about the wearer of the boobs

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This only applies to other people's boobs. You can do whatever the fuck you want with your own. Just be safe about it

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Consume large amounts of beer made with hops, and put fenurgreek in all of your food.

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Not to discourage you but the recovery process sucks for implants. So if you decide to go through with it see if you can have a partner or close friend handle your care for a few days after.

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I'm not planning on top surgery. At my current rate of development (38C in 9 months on hrt!), I expect I'm going to have boob to spare once it's all said and done.

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Noice. Congrats

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Boobs are wonderful no matter what size.

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that's a decision between you and your surgeon

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And wallet, mostly

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for a brief, glorious moment I forgot that America

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Uhm...i am pretty sure that plastic surgery to make boobs bigger gotta be paid for by yourself, no matter what country youre in. If its removal for medical reasons, sure, maybe you could find country where they pay for new ones after such procedure, but simply aestetics are, i believe, to be paid by the one wanting them

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here in the UK you can sometimes get the NHS to pay for it if "there is an overriding physical or psychological reason"... so it depends on how well you can convince your GP that a new chest will fix your depression

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and if you can't make your own, store bought is fine.

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Yes my wife got upset with me grabbing hers all the time so I bought my own

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I disagree. Body acceptance is sexier than superficiality.

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Going on estrogen and growing your own boobs is perfectly valid.
Getting a boob job is perfectly valid.
Getting Top Surgery is perfectly valid.
Getting a boob reduction is perfectly valid.
Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy as *fuck*

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Where do you draw the line? Hair colouring, braces, tattoos, transitions, prosthetic limbs, targeted weight gain or loss, body building? I agree that we need a world free from discrimination and pressure to change your looks, but we also need a world where if you aren't harming yourself or others, go ahead mold yourself into who you want to be. Also, all boobs are great boobs.

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Have a good friend that got a reduction after realizing that her back pain was caused by this. For her the reduction resulted in a measurable improvement in quality of life.

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If there's physical pain, that's not superficiality. I was referring to esthetical surgery, for esthetical reasons or to fit in a social norm or beauty standard. If there's a good physical reason for it, that's perfectly fine. Hell, I got braces myself, not to look good, but because my teeth were gonna fall out of my mouth otherwise.
If society is causing someone to feel bad about their body, it's not the body that needs changing, it's society.

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This. A woman who is as flat as a board but ok with it and her body is way sexier than someone who feels the need to go under the knife for a pointless cosmetic procedure. A procedure which more often than not does absolutely nothing to alleviate feelings of low self esteem / body dysmorphia / mental health issues, and more likely to make those issues worse in the long run. That said, I may be a tiny bit biased as I've never been a fan of huge ones. A's, B's, and C's are the bee's knees.

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Thank you. The absurd beauty standards pushed on women by society are toxic.

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All boobs are good boobs.
(Unless they are trying to kill you; those are toxic cancer boobs and you deserve better.)

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As someone who was blessed/cursed with big boob genetics, I wish I could go smaller. I've never been able to buy generic bra sizes (M, L ,XL) because my band is smaller than the bust generic ratio. Which makes all bras more expensive.
It took me years to destigmatize myself to the preconceived notions of showing skin. I don't judge what others wear why the hell did I judge myself so harshly? Why did I police myself because some people might be creeps? I chose self love now but it took years.

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To quote Mr. Incredible "Boobs are Boobs"

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This is kinda sexist. It's got real "I like women who don't feel the need to wear makeup" energy. There are plenty of reasons someone might want a breast augmentation surgery that don't revolve around pleasing the men in their lives.

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You got "sexism and vibes of women get breast implants just to please men" from "people should be comfortable in their own skin, and deal with their problems instead of using surgery (that more often than not does nothing to help the problem) to 'fix' themselves. Ok mate. There's a reason why there is a marked increase in suicide among women with breast implants, many have underlying problems that need therapy, not a surgeon looking to make a buck and push bullshit beauty standards.

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There are more reasons than "superficiality" to get "store bought"

-a trans woman taking store-bought titty skittles

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titty skittles? I have no idea what that is but I like the sound of it. Just rolls off the tongue

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Lmao yeah it's feminizing hormone treatment, for now estradiol, and ill add progesterone in a few months! Titty skittles is my favorite, but others include: Femme&M's, anticistamines, antiboyotics, Tit-Tacs, breast mints, and a few others I cant remember off the top of my head.

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Love it

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