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blarglebrle
That last panel made me shoot a copious amount of air out of my nose.
Penat0nix
Lmao
LooseyGooseyBrett
Must suck to have a period every day
DyllonEdwards
Actually I'm eating protein #gainsfordays
tinyWinkingAnus
tabascohotsauce
-999999 it a dumbass
thevortexmaster
What?
TPuddle
FOETUS? Is that like the opposite of POTUS? If not, it should be. like a Nega-Obama.
BinaryShutter
So Obama in white face?
TheBowser
Spent my night watching Homunculus experiments on the bad side of youtube. Not sure if i'll ever eat eggs again :)
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
Even knowing nobody sklorped into any of your eggs, in an attempt to replicate some dude's hoax?
GoopGooperson
What is a chicken?
StupidEcho
Adult nuggets.
Bearricane
THANK YOU.
aselleus
That's why I don't get why vegans won't eat eggs... chickens will lay them whether they want to or not. (I get the ethical argument though)
Thesaya
Vegans don't use any animal products, it's about not using animals for anything not just no meat. Most vegetarians eats eggs though
GoochoLibre
Our neighbor at my old house had a spoiled fat chicken that was the family pet and we got extra eggs. No guilt there. P:
vindik8or
Except chickens don't menstruate.
AdmJota
...because they lay eggs instead.
vindik8or
But they aren't equivalent, is what I'm saying. A period is menstruation. Laying an egg isn't.
AdmJota
It's pretty analogous. Both of them are excreting an unfertilized egg from the body.
vindik8or
It's shedding the endometrium, not necessarily the ovum.
PhloydPhan
Some eggs - usually those bought locally - may be fertilized. They're usually fine. Cracking open a half-mature one is a bit unsettling.
controversialcomment
A bit? It's awful, especially when half a chick drops into a seating hot pan..
PhilosopherOnWeed
Yeah unsettling that you got a piece of chicken for the price of an egg!
LearnSomething
Fertilized eggs typically have the beginnings of circulatory system in the yolk when you crack them.
justmoral
Always do the flashlight test. I learned that the hard way.
TobySomething
That has always been my fear but has never happened to me
PhloydPhan
I've only come across one. Was enough to make me lose my appetite, but not my lunch.
nothebees
The white stuff floating in your egg yolk? Cock spunk.
PhloydPhan
Chicken Spunk would be a great name for a band.
BleedingGums
Actually, it is chalaza that anchors the yolk in the center. It spins the yolk, so that the embryo is always facing the heat (moms butt)
Oreosandtomatoes
Filipinos be like "ano?"
PoopholeAintALoophole
Happened when I was a kid in the 70s. My Mom made us all come and see. Gross.
AwwYissMothaFuckinProcrastination
crunchy chicks. it's the bones that make them crunchy.
ViridianVanguard24
I 'm looking at you Fable. ;)
XxcelticwarriorxX
Fable references make me sad, knowing no more will be made..
ViridianVanguard24
Same. It's a shame LionHead Studios closed their doors.
MischievousLittleNyah
+5 Dark Side
TehButternaut
Or a delicacy depending how close you are to Asia
pilotperson
Not all (or even most) of Asia, mind you. *retch*
thevortexmaster
Never eaten Balut?
Marine23
Yes. I hate it, but i can understand why some people like it.
moodyjewdy2253
You must be Filipino
thevortexmaster
Nope, Canadian. I enjoy different foods.
becauseurwrong
I remember the day i learned about that from my Filipino coworkers. I think i just repeated "what" twelve times. But I'm a picky eater.
Oreosandtomatoes
Holla to my filipinos
thevortexmaster
Hahaha heck ya! I'm Canadian but holla none the less
roonster
Mmm. Balut is tasty!! But isn't it usually duck eggs?
built4speed
Usually, but can be chickens. It's good though!
thevortexmaster
Haha yes. I've never had it but it's on my bucket list of crazy foods to eat
Fairdinkums
Not as bad a rotten egg. I cracked one into a cake mix i was making the other day and I'd never had a rotten one before. I nearly died.
valen00
In theory your meant to crack your eggs into a glass or something so a bad one doesn't spoil your dish
Fairdinkums
Hindsight is a powerful thing
valen00
It's not really hindsight if its how you are *meant* to do a thing. Like in hindsight obeying the law would have been a good idea.