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Sep 6, 2021 2:25 AM
Bcocuzzi
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CaptainClarification
#5 I regretfully can't attend, a sad clown has given me syphilis
StellarJay77
#5 I know you're going to hate me but the ghost of Hitler found my box of human teeth.
AShartInTheWind
I was minding my own business and boom! Dan Rather just shit the bed.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
F, L, M, and N all start with e.
babycoolredhead
#8 Almost every time, and sometimes more often than that.
atomicsockmonkey
The magic school bus is giving that person a stroke.
yosomith
#24 It's been two years, so far.....
dystopiansanta
Sorry I can’t come, a high school marching band died in front of me.
cryborg
Y'all think I won't use this
thetiredhedonist
#5 sorry I can't come the pope is having a nervous breakdown
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
I didn't even intentionally quit weed. I just smoked less and less until I stopped. I got old and it made me boring. Like, I bored myself...
MarcelMichelsen
#1 is that why my Colon is constantly switching between constipated and diarrhea?
pandro
This seems to be an alarming modern problem. I assume you have tried the IBS diets?
HanSoslow
jl2t17ilra8m17c
I regretfully cannot attend (the band's performance), a highschool marching band is having a nervous breakdown.
AlienHunterXO
I was minding my own business and BOOM!! A sad clown stabbed me.
Thunderchunks
#17 what's wrong with it? Have they been ruined? I love my flat cap.
FrostyLady
The chorus screams EVERY DAY
boopityboopboop
Get it right. Elmo is a mitten
DirtyChalupa6669
Lots of animals get support dogs, it's pretty cool to see.
DetectiveGaff
#5 the ghost of Hitler keeps posting my nudes to Instagram
Snuggelapolous
#5 I regretfully cannot attend. The kid from Air Bud gave me syphilis.
Betterbecauseofthem
I wish I had a school bus in my ass right now
Bcocuzzi
boobsalot
I had to send this one to a friend . lol
errrikblack
One of the first times I took acid we tried to watch wizard of oz on vhs. I was losing my mind like these Jamaican dudes were talking (1/2)
errrikblack
(2/2) and laughing. I was so freaked out. Turns out cool runnings was playing on DVD through the speakers somehow.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Elmo is a glove
Snuggelapolous
#4
PaperStSoapCompany
I feel terrible but a sad clown just shit the bed.
Shilidd
are you the sad clown
funktasticbeast
Get this, a professional cricket team stole my bike.
jl2t17ilra8m17c
It took a WHOLE team fr the job.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#5 I was minding my own business and boom, the Pope gave me syphilis.
sunnygroovemother
When the Roman alphabet first adopted the "W" it was written as uu. A double-u, which became the "dubayew" we say today.
SnaccAttacc
uwu
atomicsockmonkey
Technically UuuU.
PyroDragon
#14 like an NES console*
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
*cartridge
PyroDragon
*shit, you're right
MarcelMichelsen
Like any Nintendo game cartridge*
PyroDragon
OK Zoomer
MarcelMichelsen
Hehe first off Im From 88 I grew up with playing Atari 2600 and DOS pc, I've never even owned a Nintendo console indtil I bought a wii
PyroDragon
You're 4 years closer to being a Zoomer than I am, so...