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Mar 3, 2017 4:12 PM
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Klingon00
"I always feel like, somebody's watching me!"
TheELinNH
Is that his left foot .. ..if so , from the wear marks on the top of his shoe, I'd say he rides a motorcycle.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Those are some rough looking shoes
JoMamasHouse
reid2048
Help... Me
1potsie
My co worker would do this I wrote R on the left and L on the right. we had laughs.
WesTexMex
It's still a better love story than Ike and Tina's What's Love Got to Do with It
Bojangles157
My space, my rules Tom. You know that.
borntowearalumberjackcostume
I would have put a 2x4 underneath the divider and bolted it to the floor. I miss my office job...
graceinsheepsclothing
That's kind of aggressive on his part. Unless he doesn't realise that you actively live with half his foot in your cube. Show him a pic.
TheGrumpest
appropriate response. That would drive me bonkers, but with googly eyes, I'd start giggling maniacally.
curiousrayoflight
Now it needs a little hat.
youdonegoofed
poop hat
Ruesterchooster1
You should add a little forked tongue and turn it into a snek
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Ever noticed how "lol" looks like someone drowning?
MGExEmpLaR
Looks like the mechanic from Grim Fandango
jhuntsman
lol
clarenceJ
I thought they were nails, at first
HarryScr0tum
So, job doesn't pay enough to afford decent shoes?
Tyrkjier
"Excuse me sir, do you have time to hear about our lord and saviour?"
AJCanuck
"Help! He hasn't polished me in 2 months!"
ottopee
2 months? Those shoes have never been touched tenderly.
AJCanuck
I may have been a tad conservative
Rogansan
Those look like some kind of naugahyde, I don't think they'd take a polish well anyway.
abcdefghijklemeopee
2 months? I'd say 2years.
paralleluniversepam
That's the next step of the prank. Polish juuuuust the expose part of the shoe ever so gently....
TheUrbanShamanIsDeadAgainAgain
"Pssst.. Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs?"-- this shoe probably.
GlennTheWisp
The username of the OP seems a tad fitting for this post, anyone else?
Andresyourself
Draw a penis on it!!!
DrDresDog
Step on that motherfucker
TheTwoRaptorsYouDidntEvenKnowWereThere
Yup, day 1 that foot under the wall shit woulda stopped
otisvr123
But has he noticed yet? We need reaction feedback
Rotflol
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Unravelled
Don't bother dotting this, op didn't make this so he wont have an answer
iMostlyKnowCuriousFacts
You don't tell me what to do. . . . . . . . . .
IamtheJubster
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Unravelled
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TroutYabo
Dude needs new shows.
royandmossladyproblems
We all do man, I can only watch Golden Girls another 50 times before I'm tapped out.
Kabe59
It's great fapping material, but did you know it's a comedy too? Pay attention to the dialogue
DukePhelan
I don't work is an office and I consider worn shoes a sign of someone that gets shit done.
MajesticCheese
Unfortunately most offices you just sit there all day :( it sucks
DukePhelan
Still has to be done. I just hope I never have to do it. Nothing against it its just not for me.
MajesticCheese
It's not for me either, but it's money until I find that place that does. Know what I mean?
DukePhelan
Yeah I understand, work is work and bills gotta get paid. No shame in it at all as I said.
foolhollow
Like, a sitcom?
voguemouse
Yes. Game of Thrones isn't cutting it anymore.
Stanistani
I love autocorrect and how it clumsily heals words.
TroutYabo
Damn it! That one might actually be on me... e and w are in fat finger territory.
Stanistani
My iPhone seems to correct for fat fingers. I can type "ejsy om yjr ept;f" and it will shift each key to the left.
Stanistani
Of course if the fumbled word is real, I'm SOL.
SupaCabra
so did you suck his dick?
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StructuralIntegrityIsOverrated
Keep doing this until he stops it! A perfect example of being passively aggressive.
ChefGavinB
Wish you could see the look on his face when he gets home and goes to take his shoes off
chickenearlobes
"Psst... wanna buy some laces?"
Alsenoth
Assuming he's a dealer? That's lacist.
mycleverusernameyousay
He is like that he has a dark sole
therooproject
Punderful
CrypticElement
As long as they aren't laced, sure
ToTheBeeMobile
You'll be tripping all day...
jackswift7
I'd love some aglets personally.
Napperer
will it give me a good trip?
Beegeezee505
You do not want to sell me laces. You want to go home and rethink your life.
Iwillratethis
Alternatively "what is this laced with?"
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
Damn you, you should have said "wanna buy some drugs" then we could have said "he probably laced it with something" THINK OF THE COMMUNITY
Okebel
For some reason, this made me think of the salt laced in the laces of my winter boots... and the movie Warlock...
ThisUserProfileWillSelfDestructIn321
Don't be tripping and getting all knotted up!
chickenearlobes
Shoot you're right. I'm really kicking myself now
puddlewalker
Wanna buy some death sticks?
Jetmanfungo
You want to go to the store and buy some tasty wheat
cyrusthevyrus
You want to go home and rethink your life.
puddlewalker
I want to go home and rethink my life
CanadianFurr
I wanna go home and rethink my life.
iamthisguy247
Damn you're right, that would have tied things together.
FosterFox
ZIING
Cheomesh
slappyhamsalads
What an interesting man
Manieman
Oh my god its Saturday here and you just reminded me I need to buy shoe laces for my work boots thank you
DrDadJokes
perfect