Hotriderkid
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Jan 25, 2019 8:26 PM
Hotriderkid
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omfgitsmichael
Can someone translate this for me, please?
SharkTurnip
i fucking love this accent so much
Frothington
When the stupid cunt calls you a stupid cunt.
tokennametaken
The only reason I think a dude wrote that because all I can hear is William Wallace sayin it to Hamish.
Rapturr
This was a challenge. Thank you
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Im gonna buy smokes over my kids food and its your fault
WalterJKovacs
Did everyone miss “I had to buy more drugs so the kids won’t be eating tonight” and that somehow is the other person’s fault?
sparklejars
Thank you, I was waiting for someone else to notice that!
KayGriMi
I have so many questions
istudiedbasicspanish
I love how people are decrypting what that dude/dudette just said.
StabbyMcMurder
Omg this is great lmfaooo
sleepingdisney
The messages are coming from a Scot, 100%. Source: I’m Scottish.
segaaa
Glasgow born and bred, nah, looks like Newcastle or some other kind of English slang
cheesybreezylemon
I can't believe the person replying didn't mention that she bought weed rather than feed her kids!
Thano
And that 7.50 is the difference between being able to feed your kids or not
idiotcube
Taco bell.
FuryM0nk
I would’ve gone for the snapchat
slickwrx
Do ya like dags?
Snotty128
Wrong accent mate
MistressLyda
AnonOmis1000
Idk which is worse, Irish or Australian.
Chieftan
... this is likely neither?
AnonOmis1000
It seems like Irish.
Freso
"baines" is Scots for "children", so I'd wager that they're Scottish. (Scots is spoken in Scotland and parts of Northern Ireland.)
Freso
No, wait, that'd be "bairn" → "bairns". Not sure what "baines" is. It's been too long since I was learning Scots, sorry.
SharkTurnip
im betting its just a misspelling.
slickwrx
"take the piss" and they are dealing in pound currency. they are brits.
notaprofessionalcommentor
"poked meself with a BMX handlebar"
AnnieGitchYerGun
The next post was for the pink rabbit bottle holder. Eesh.
Kirj4v4
Hahaha same, had to come back ?
GnomeDeGuerre
Great metaphor for something.
ChancesAreGreat
this might be literal
GnomeDeGuerre
I'd be sad if it wasn't.
Gianttesticlemonster
Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland
BlyroneBlashington
Never even met a Scottish person but
DavosTheOnionKnight
The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!
johnzaku
You scottish certainly are a contentious people
segaaa
This is English slang not Scottish.
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
newcastle, not scotland
metalfoto
Anyway english sub needed..
GDSTEVE
Guy smoked last joint on toilet. Tells stranger that he poked his face on bike's handlebars and sucked gay dick for $7.50. Asked for nudes.
SunBrolem
Poking yourself is slang for using something as a dildo.
Javert2018
Is... Is this intentionally wrong?
spyseattlite
She didn't suck dick for $7.50. She sucked his dick, and now she's threatening to tell his GF if he doesn't cough up $7.50. It's blackmail.
spyseattlite
Though it's blackmail in response to theft, which I think makes it fair.
boom1chaching
That was a girl. She "poked" her self with the handlebar.
metalfoto
Like dildo??
boom1chaching
Yes, as far as I can tell.
ctotheg2
Completely wrong. It’s a chick who sucked him off while shoving the Bmx handlebar in her asshole and was told she was better at it that Sian
erischilde
You know girls have vaginas too right? Doesn't say ass anywhere.
DeltaNovum
What makes you think it's a guy? Honestly asking because I might have missed something?
Feralkyn
I assumed it was a dude too
DanTheViking
Yeah could have just as easy been a girl. Asking for snapchat makes it more likely, as does the “I’ll tell my brother” threat
spyseattlite
The "I'll tell my brother" is a dead giveaway that its a girl.
DeltaNovum
Well in my experience it would be a girl, since I've been asked for my snapchat by girls 100% of the times I was asked for my snapchat.
TinyOctopus
So, you're saying that 100% of zero is still zero?
DeltaNovum
And as per usual TinyOctopus is spot on.