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BigAZNMan
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. Call a crack team of commandos to take him out.
djones9916
Yesterday was my 12 year anniversary, and my wife is lactose intolerant. Don't you put this evil on me!
skye12977
I had to cut Pizza out of my diet a little over a month ago...
mlicht
Cheese is dairy crack because of the caseine.
fitlex
Cheese doesn't do much for me. If I could never eat it again, I wouldn't be too sad.
whoopsywoo
This is so stuipid, you just need to kill him
puffthemagicdracula
My husband is lactose intolerant. My kids and I survive.
ILoveTomHiddleston
My bf doesn't like cheese, i am in love and can't leave him, but my soul dies everytime i have to cook without cheese.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG
Ooooooh....she's gettin' "the leave". Sounds kinky.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
My greatest fear is that I'll post something and get 12 upvotes before I see the grammatical error I made. The = to by the way...
LegBeater
This site is becoming more and more unfunny everyday
TheUltimatePunMaster
the girl I'm currently seeing doesn't like cheese. It was almost a deal breaker but she is also lactose intolerant so ill let it slide
mollyMcTrunkins73
Married 8 years. My husband has discovered he's lactose intolerant. The horrible farts and poops have stopped. BUT CHEESE. :'(
Xirema
Cheese is pretty much the sole reason I can't go vegan. I've had vegan "cheese", and I mean, it's fine. Enjoyable even, in the right dish.
Xirema
But it's just not good *enough* to justify losing Cheese.
hessay12
I do love cheese. My wife is indifferent. I can be YOUR. Backup plan. :)
MornieAlantie
As a husband, I married a lactose intolerant. She also got me into veggie burgers. I don't know what I did wrong.
Blackwoods13
My husband already hates cheese. That just means more for me!!!
DecorativeCacti
I hate cheese and give all my extras to my boyfriend!
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KraftPunkIsLookingForACheeseWife
coldlings
My fiance knows how much cheese means to me
weldr67
*to
Erythyr
They used the right too.
SmurfEggs
Was about to say they lost the whole quote with that one mistake
boondoggle2025
I "have the leave".
mistermichigan
DrJeremyStone
Have to*
TexasSleepSmasher
I upvoted then favorited this and the top 3 comments solely due to my affection for cheese
CherryEmpress
I’m trying to figure out how to suggest to my husband that we should eat less meat. Slightly afraid he’ll lawyer up at the mere idea.
naytorin
d0o0o0d
Why do you want to eat less meat?
CherryEmpress
Starting to feel too guilty about it, given the environmental impact. I just feel like we could cut back a bit.
marsgoose
Is it the cow fart gas thing? We should just install pilot lights on animal butts so the gas gets burned off.
CherryEmpress
Cow farts, production of food for livestock, etc.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I can't answer for Cherry Empress, but personally I've started dialing back the meat because it's expensive and high calorie. Also, while
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I'm not willing to go vegetarian I'm getting concerned about the ethics of eating so much meat in the context of our current
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
agricultural system
crazyandfuctioning
Leave the kids too. More cheese for you.
Noevilgifs
My grandmother got told to cut back on cheese intake, she said what's life worth without cheese
imdisneyprincess
I cut the cheese out of our diet. He's still there.
Steppdeckenwolf
No man would ever suggest something like that!
ProductivityCanSuckIt
My wife has practically cut cheese out of my diet. She eats it all before I can get to it.
cryptzicle
My condolences. I have auxiliary cheese at all times, but that's being raised in Wisconsin for you.
SpitfireSNC
Buy more cheese
BigAZNMan
But make a secret room for it.
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
no
blackburrd
My wife and I have fought more times about cheese than money.
fluffycake25
If there's no money there's nothing to fight about
RoxanneLaWin
We learn that at wife school. Survival of the fittest.
RoxanneLaWin
Just remembered: I'm not a wife. Wasted my money on that Wife School degree.
LadyTashviv
I'm allergic to cheese. never pizza or lasagna in my house
Velexis
How does it feel to know you'll never be loved?
Wobbixx
Wow. Sucks to be you.
MrNohbdy
As a husband, I constantly cut the cheese.
Rabenstein
I found a dad!
LessanderoCortez
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
betterave
Ah, but do you cut the mustard?
cruz222h
Flobmmando
Dive dive dive!
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
How do you do that with your butt? Did he pre-load his anus with water?
Harkencur
You can see another person with just his face out of the water behind him. Timed right to get this effect.
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
Chicagomfl
And a dad apparently
IGiveAmazingAdvice
I'm sure he cuts many dads.
shiftTieTraveler
Haahhaha yes
Aderyna
My husband has said he could easily be a vegetarian if he wanted, but never wants to remove dairy (especially cheese) from his life.
VioletMoonRising
Uh what? Vegetarians eat cheese.
peakbleak
Not all cheese though, lots of cheese uses animal rennet.
HessianGhost
Right. Exactly. That's what the dude said. He could easily go vegetarian, but, due to his love of cheese, would never go vegan.
VioletMoonRising
No... it's not. Not at all.
worksoncontingencynomoneydown
No, he said he would go vegetarian if it weren’t for his love of cheese, which you’re allowed to eat as a vegetarian (just not vegan).
HessianGhost
Why would someone say something so completely nonsensical? Is it not more likely that he said something that made sense instead?
worksoncontingencynomoneydown
A lot of people think vegetarians don’t eat dairy. I don’t think it’s completely nonsensical. Veganism wasn’t mentioned at all.
TheEdmontonMan
That's vegan, being a vegetarian means just no meat (or fish, which some people don't count as meat for some reason)
BigAZNMan
Something about not having blood in the meat or something. Also that they don't have pain receptors i think.
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
I eat fish cause that feels normal to eat. But I don't eat beef, pork, or poultry cause that feels weird. Nothing more to it than that.
BigAZNMan
Right but i what I'm describing is what i hear from most pescatarians (vegetarian w/ fish)
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
I understand. What I meant was that I am a pescetarian, and am submitting my own feedback to help add a broader range to the anecdotes.
MamaKin
As a vegetarian, try and take my cheese away and I'll cut you.
NoseCandyDandy
Yes indeed! I'm a vegetarian and feel such shame at the grocery store as I buy $25 worth of cheese...a week.
MamaKin
I've got no shame. Proudly lift your cheese to your nose, look them straight in the eye and establish dominance.
Davidtakethatoutofyourmouthrightnowyoungman
I'm astonished at the number of people who are misinterpreting you statement. For what it's worth, I feel the same way as your hubs!
JustAnotherPOG
I'd be perfectly happy to be a vegetarian, as long as I didn't have to give up BBQ, steak, hamburgers, sushi, etc.
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
A lot of cheese products are made with animal rennet. It can be difficult to determine if the cheese you're buying is actually vegetarian.
zamielvanweber
I'd happy be a vegetarian if my husband didn't have dietary restrictions against it, but I REFUSE to give up dairy and honey.
TheEdmontonMan
fyi Vegetarians eat honey/dairy eggs etc, it's vegans that don't
PrincessWasabi
They know
TheEdmontonMan
neither of the comments specified which was which
zamielvanweber
Because character limit. Leaving the implication was more efficient than making the distinction absolutely clear.
eagle193
As a non-vegetarian, isn't that still non-vegetarian? Or do you mean vegan? Please pardon my ignorance.
VolcanoHerder
Vegetarians eat everything but flesh (eggs, milk, honey are ok). Vegans dont eat any animal products. There's things in between as well.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
Is it still vegan friendly if the eggs are from home raised chickens? they lay regardless of rooster presence and would just go to waste
VolcanoHerder
Nope. I see your point, but no. True vegans wont even eat honey because it belongs to bees. Nothing that came from an animal at any time.
icookfoodandfightfire
depends on the person, theres variations on vegetarian. Theres lacto-vegetarians that still eat/drink dairy products, ovo-vegetarians that>
icookfoodandfightfire
still eat eggs and pescatarians that will eat fish on top of a vegetarian diet. Plus any combination, i.e. lacto-ovo-vegetarians
icookfoodandfightfire
i only know this cause i worked a gig where we were cooking for people with more money than sense and everyone had special diet restrictions
Quaigg
You mean "still vegetarian"*.
eagle193
Yes, mea culpa...
Quaigg
And it is. Eggs are too.