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Jul 11, 2017 12:46 PM
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SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Because swimming that deep is something people often do...
GloriousOstrichMasterRace
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032011/1299505686_jackass-3d-steve-oport-a-potty-slingshot.gif
lottahullabaloo
Literally fucking as it goes by you?
LlornDeIcamole
emergencymixtape
This can't be real. Then again it's AUS so...
forkthat
All the fucked up stuff that look/act like Aliens are in oceans.
Ethaniel32
Can confirm that if it doesn't seem real, we probably have it down here.
dwude
So if it doesnt kill you it'll probly screw you? :;D
ShantyShaker
Life gaurd yells " every body out, I spotted a sea dick" only the straight guys and lesbians run out of the water
bambulina
Most things in Aus are some kind of dick, at least that one's up front about it.
Mumalot
*sees one*. "oh shit!, we're fucked".
duntouchme
imagine it booping you on the face
hotdiewheels4
Is that the real name of it?
rampaige13
Doing a lot of swimmimg in the australian deep water abyss?
siminsfire3
Can I get pregnant from one of these?
McMeowmers
It's probably venomous too
kr662
It'd be the perfect match for my ex then.
Sithlordofnachos
KevinNaude
Yeah, some of them want to fuck you
Killertortilla
"deep australian abyss" you fucking penis.
siminsfire3
Can I get pregnant from on of these?
cousteau
Australia, where all the local fauna will try to fuck you.
GMan994
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
LTParry
PAIGE NO
posterr
Very imaginative. Well done
Ineedalife
Just more proof Australia wants to fuck with you
BonnieEnright8417
This MUST BE NAMED A SEA DICK!!! I say we start a petition!
TheDewHunter
My money is on the fact that these turn out to surpass Man of War as most dangerous jelly fish
soulman901
....But it could try to fuck you
siminsfire3
Now I'm confused wether I want to go swimming there or not.. or maybe it is better to ask "should my boyfriend be jealous?"
thatskipguy
@ sea dick
EggFooYung
Given it's Australia, a dick swimming by is na so bad. It's not a jellyfish, octopus,sea snake, etc.
Dillonisms
Is "fucking sea dick" redundant?
hereforcake
Peculiar...yes, I cannot imagine anything at all that that would remind me of. Peculiar indeed!
wikidefsandpuns
Wiki: Sipuncula, or Peanut worm. Can be up to 2 feet in length.
wikidefsandpuns
Also, not venomous.
wikidefsandpuns
Also, considered a delicacy in China and the Philippines. So, go eat a dick.
Macsmyboy
I know an Aussie girl with an abyss like that...
redbagelpuppies
Like throwin a sea creature in the marina trench
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
Chazwozza
Hi Sheryl!
Macsmyboy
If she's Australian, it's probably Shezza!
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
She's got a trench huh
IWishIHadASoul
"girl"
GodofPlants
"Aussie"
Dooomguy12
"Know"
GodofPlants
"..."
JackBeak
"That"
SerArthurDayne151
Mariana?
AkaiShuuichi
Damn, I wanted to use that joke, but I was left in a trench :/
InfocalypseRising
Under appreciated comment.
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InfocalypseRising
Jesus, fuck you too pal