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mrwinelover24
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Zuc should have made his wall in Kauai 8ft instead of 6. Would have pissed off more Hawaiians than it did
goodguyC
Susebron.... Anyone?
bikemerc
Not the ginger we deserve
PiggyWobbles
Surprised my aunt hasn't shared this yet on facebook as "real news"
NitherNor
God-Kings are small fry, what we need is a GOD-EMPEROR!
SithariChaos
I AM GOD KIND SKOVALD!
Dispari
Seems like something this self-entitled douche would say or do.
Purtypreencess7
can confirm in san antonio that some people will indeed stab you over dropped pennies.
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
That sounds like Waco
theboobsabide
Elon will own you
Hybris51129
Just remember what happens to all so called god-kings. https://imgur.com/cKYCFM1
Bukefalos
For Gods sake, it's hyperbole..! It's only gold-plating.. The trim's solid gold, though.
wuzpops
Fuckin Zucker
FurtiveGlancer
*Fucker Zucker
bigsluttydaddy
G O D B O I
Dunkywunkr
NO. MYSPACE TOM, I TOO HAVE PROVEN MY WORTH. I AM GOD-KING ZUCKERBURG!
Hybris51129
The Emperor disagrees: https://imgur.com/SU6SgPL
DavidELD
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ZUCKERBERG I TO HAVE PROVEN MY WORTH. I AM GOD-KING SKOOOOOOVALLLLLLLLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hostilegforce
fucking love this +1
grappapa
Classic old Zucky.
PoliticalWanderer
Literally no one has ever called him that.
Cr1nger
In order to be a god king emperor you need to let a bunch of worms eat you... and give you super powers
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
Is... is that Destiny Lore I see?
BigSlowNinja
No it's a Dune reference.
Upvoteall
ColeTheBar
What's crazy is if Trump can get elected... so can Zuck. Man that election would be a hoot!
TheBlackVan
anomalyraven
Worst part is that people will believe this is a real status and share it.
Doodlerooo
He does have political ambitions
ConservativeExplains
Oh please don't make this man president
NotHardly
Yes, yes he does and that bodes well for no one.
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
In other times i'd say he has not a freaking chance, but you know ... the orange guy
Felman
The annoying orange?
NotHardly
Yeah, that guy...;)
lordofhouselurker
Im sure there is gonna be a group of 300 warriors that opposes you. They will probably end up fighting in the shade.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Spartans fought along thousands of other Greeks in thermopoly. They were also 900 strong, each Spartan had 2 squire like apprentances
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Spartans claim to fame was, along side Athena, uniting long enough to push out the Persians. Which was also aided by and Egyptian uprising
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Indirectly. Athens* fucking phone and fingers
DarkCrawler901
Honestly, Persians got beaten in the Battle of Salamis. Thermopylae wouldn't have meant much if the Persians had won that
blazebot4200
Most of the Greeks besides the Spartans were sent away before they were encircled
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Yup, but by that point they knew they already lost the position. Spartans claim to fame is uniting Greece against a common enemy
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Not successfully holding a pass on their own for 3 days. They fell very quickly the rest of the Greeks fell back.
Captin0bvious
Well you can be a god king. But the night angel will put you in your place
Wandai
Literally finished listening to the second audiobook about a minute ago! My favourite book series by far
JustBeCoolBruh
That or Leonidas and his 300.
ChocolateBirdie
Dot
Justrememberdontblink
Yes! Thank you! Great series.
HaveGinWillBabble
DankS0uls
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Ailin87
Fuck yes, Night Angel reference!
Lmdsmad
These books really didn't do it for me. Unpopular opinion, I suppose.
TharrickLawson
Nah, I found them to be pretty generic, and thought the ending was utter wank.
OctopusWhiskey
Someone summon Day Man, defender of the Night....Angel
YouLookLikeAFruit
Oh holy sweet mother, thank you
CmfMttnPpl
Good ol musky
TheBlackVan
MulattoGelato
Coon Ka'karifa coming for the carelessly tattooed God-king
pantsaflame
.
Lokitehgr8
I love the night angel trilohy +1
Xplode441
I thought the ending was okay, but a bit weak for what it was building up to.
sunboy4224
Main part I disliked about the book was the ridiculous amounts of wish fulfillment involved in the romantic ending. Otherwise, it was great.
Xplode441
That too.
Lokitehgr8
trilogy*
NorthmanoftheNorth
Trilohy *
originalWFHhipster
God, I love fantasy but these books...just not fun to read. Unpopular opinion :(
noscarletcoat
Have you tried his colour-mages books, The Lightbringer series? Different style and tone, but same thorough quality of the world created.
originalWFHhipster
Well thank you, I've been looking for new books to read!
noscarletcoat
In that case I'd also recommend Patrick Rothfuss' Name of the Wind books(he paints the Sistine Chapel w his words) or Joe Abercrombie's work
originalWFHhipster
Way ahead of you on Patrick Rothfuss, but will look into this Joe character :)
originalWFHhipster
Added your suggestions to my library pickup list.
Captin0bvious
+1 for honesty
Originalname17
I literally finished the first book yesterday. Fucking great book. I can't wait to get the other 2
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
They get much better.
Originalname17
Damn, now I'm so hype for when I get them in 3 weeks.
SoberAsABird1
There's a Durzo prequel novella too which I really liked. Also graphic novels they never finished.
KanyeWesticularCancer
Honestly I’d respect the hell out of him if he actually said shit like this
joeyplanets
If only people weren’t quite so sensitive.
reginaphillange
He'll yeah I would too. But this sounds like a tiny stark thing
doesntmatter
Tiny Stark is a dick
reginaphillange
Well duh
TheBlackVan
I'm from Texas. He can take his solid gold hover whatever the fuck, and shove it up his ass!
devasto
Yeah, that mentality never works in Texas. Remember when Galveston Texas did their "Draw Muhammed Day"?
TheBlackVan
I live in Galveston. I don't think I heard anything about it? Was it because of Charlie Hebdo?
CarpeD13
Thought it was in Garland, but likely there were several around this state. One I know was people who liked to stir the pot, no real message
EpitomeofMediocre
Yeah they confused Galveston and Garland. I remember that distinctly because I could hear the popping noises from my house.
devasto
My mistake, @CarpeD13 was right. It was in Garland. They had a Draw Muhammed contest, and two radicals showed up to shoot at the building
devasto
They were killed pretty much instantly
TheBlackVan
Ok. I do remember THAT. That seems more like the Texas I know and love. Not Zucc's "throwing pennies at the poor" Texas.
everythingsgoingdownmillhouse
I'm not detective, but I have the smallest, tiniest fraction of an inkling that he didn't really say this.
twostepsfromlost
I dunno, everyone I've met from Texas is a uncivilized animal. Checks out.
Zokalwe
Probably not, but if I was in his place, I sure fucking would.
HoboStabWound
What makes you think he doesn't have a gold hovercraft
buttcreambandit
If he did that is amazing
Genini
How would you know? You're not a detective.
MaxKlemens
How dare you deny us our god-king's fantasies. ArREST that man! No, him... The other one- oh for the love of God. Fine, I'll do it myself. J
Tirade
I agree. Gold is like the WORST material to build a hovercraft out of.
FlatPlutoSociety
Well, not publicly.
Qualtagh
I'm not sure what your penis has to do with this, but you might be right.
ReebzWasTaken
I just laughed in the middle of class.
TimberWilly
kaiserdas19
HOT DAMN
LawAndNorderSkyrimVictimsUnit
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Hahahaha I snorted
everythingsgoingdownmillhouse
Who told you?!?
thatguyisreallydeep
sorple
https://www.somethingawful.com/news/zuckerberg-gentle-beast/
HenryDorsettCase
https://imgur.com/4uvr2UX
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
Mark Z. to the PR guy "No one will ever believe you"
JoeT85
At work I told someone, that if I ever became a diety, I would be a vengeful god, but that's not yet occurred, so I'll be nice for now.
IronicUsername
Well, not publicly.
FlatPlutoSociety
Hah, I unwittingly reposted your comment verbatim.
warmyourbeans
Well, not pubicly. ( ° ʖ °)