Sep 3, 2026 12:02 AM
LogicDude
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KillerTofu69
Mmmmm miss Carissa, the way that dress fit on you....got...them... Titties poppin out!
TheVillageGrouch9000
Love these vids!
Clayman8
Ill never not be happy to see her. She's amazingly charming and pretty.
ExaDeuce
Strong girl! Television?
mynamespaul
She’s be a double-D-cup-cake, of course…
Dasnekones
Cream filled... hey, it had to be said at least once! I am not (entirely) at fault!
EMHPicardo
Nightcaste
They say you can't motorboat a personality but she makes me want to try.
VodkaReindeer
She doesn't make you dinner, she eats the dinner.
zzz777
What you just said is: 'I'm a cook, I don't eat with the customer'. You have to be better at communicating cause I know what you meant to say there and you missed the mark.
mothmam
She’s so funny
USSBigBooty
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjBhZDlyOXU3YXk2MmtzcmVlejBrdjd2MDdxdGV4ZWtxOXRidzR2ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ui1hpJSyBDWlG/200w.webp
wobblecopterrrr
@onlyoatmeal
battery1979
No, I don't want to go to jail.
TerribleAwful
redundancy
MagnumRadhard
"Train smoke" fucked me up for a solid month.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
fskn
justplainvanilla
Pokegeologist
Jeebus
Wheres that other image of her flexing... here: (my Lord in Heaven...)
Sticklebrickk
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NG50c2J3dGEzcjhjZjNvZG5ocXQwanI1NXUwMGc1cmh3dXp2a3R3MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bVoflcc4kidaM/200w.webp
thrashingcows
Nice to see my screen capture out in the wild!
onlyheretoargue
My only criticism would be the bangs. They're horrific. Otherwise, she's a total smokeshow!
weidermeijer
I disagree with the first part.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Since when are bangs horrific??
Since the day they were first considered. I have yet to see an example of bangs making someone look better
Ehvilmonkey
I assume she lifts heavy weights?
Doompug
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Djhgx8PzU/
FleaTron
Wait is she dead or is this an invitation to horny jail?
OptimisticMisanthrope
She's the reincarnation of Harambe, so it's only fitting we salute her.
TheDiscoVampire
notblubber
I would wrestle her. And lose.
Waidonut
She can wrestle me anyday
akafluffy
can't lose for winning.
… on purpose.
Rogerwilco1974
You misspelled "immediately"
derrymerbles
…not that it would be necessary
Ricdesan
... Gladly
wejustdontknow
One of the few good aspects of Missouri.
CapCap
ConspiratorM
As a Missourian this is one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever.
hitdog42
Yeah, I just moved to Illinois for grad school, and had to drive through it. Pretty boring.
linexnewt
um, have you driven through Illinois? I was born and raised there... the only interesting parts are at the top and the bottom of the state.
Never said it was interesting
Blud4BludGod
Kansas City is pretty cool, too. But yeah, MO at large... ehhhhh
STL area overall can be pretty cool too. Get a few yards outside of a major city and it's a whole different planet.
KillerTofu69
Mmmmm miss Carissa, the way that dress fit on you....got...them... Titties poppin out!
TheVillageGrouch9000
Love these vids!
Clayman8
Ill never not be happy to see her. She's amazingly charming and pretty.
ExaDeuce
Strong girl! Television?
mynamespaul
She’s be a double-D-cup-cake, of course…
Dasnekones
Cream filled... hey, it had to be said at least once! I am not (entirely) at fault!
EMHPicardo
Nightcaste
They say you can't motorboat a personality but she makes me want to try.
VodkaReindeer
She doesn't make you dinner, she eats the dinner.
zzz777
What you just said is: 'I'm a cook, I don't eat with the customer'. You have to be better at communicating cause I know what you meant to say there and you missed the mark.
mothmam
She’s so funny
USSBigBooty
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjBhZDlyOXU3YXk2MmtzcmVlejBrdjd2MDdxdGV4ZWtxOXRidzR2ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ui1hpJSyBDWlG/200w.webp
wobblecopterrrr
@onlyoatmeal
battery1979
No, I don't want to go to jail.
TerribleAwful
redundancy
MagnumRadhard
"Train smoke" fucked me up for a solid month.
EMHPicardo
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
fskn
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
justplainvanilla
Pokegeologist
Jeebus
Clayman8
Wheres that other image of her flexing... here: (my Lord in Heaven...)
Sticklebrickk
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NG50c2J3dGEzcjhjZjNvZG5ocXQwanI1NXUwMGc1cmh3dXp2a3R3MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bVoflcc4kidaM/200w.webp
thrashingcows
Nice to see my screen capture out in the wild!
onlyheretoargue
My only criticism would be the bangs. They're horrific. Otherwise, she's a total smokeshow!
weidermeijer
I disagree with the first part.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Since when are bangs horrific??
onlyheretoargue
Since the day they were first considered. I have yet to see an example of bangs making someone look better
Ehvilmonkey
I assume she lifts heavy weights?
Doompug
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Djhgx8PzU/
FleaTron
Wait is she dead or is this an invitation to horny jail?
OptimisticMisanthrope
She's the reincarnation of Harambe, so it's only fitting we salute her.
TheDiscoVampire
notblubber
I would wrestle her. And lose.
Waidonut
She can wrestle me anyday
akafluffy
can't lose for winning.
weidermeijer
… on purpose.
Rogerwilco1974
You misspelled "immediately"
derrymerbles
…not that it would be necessary
Ricdesan
... Gladly
wejustdontknow
One of the few good aspects of Missouri.
CapCap
ConspiratorM
As a Missourian this is one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever.
hitdog42
Yeah, I just moved to Illinois for grad school, and had to drive through it. Pretty boring.
linexnewt
um, have you driven through Illinois? I was born and raised there... the only interesting parts are at the top and the bottom of the state.
hitdog42
Never said it was interesting
Blud4BludGod
Kansas City is pretty cool, too. But yeah, MO at large... ehhhhh
wejustdontknow
STL area overall can be pretty cool too. Get a few yards outside of a major city and it's a whole different planet.