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Nov 14, 2017 12:14 PM
anlyin
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batata4life
I’m with the first comment guy
RidwanArnob
Thanks, really needed this right now
Sterling3210
I needed this
Doodledad73
Thanks for posting this, gave me motivation to get off the couch today
somestrangeryoudontknow
D’awwww shucks thxxxx
CatzEyes93
I think someone needs to get Jim Carrey some help. I am concerned for his well being.
NoNightDigging
shermanmernmeyer
I hate big, stupid dumps. I love your big, beautiful upload, @OP.
WilliamKeith
What kind words from the dude who plays the cannibal.
WhatTheFunkBro
This made me feel even worse about myself... Im alone
bandy600
No you're not <3
superfeathers
Is that rainbow real?
IntrinsicDelay
That's not how rainbows work unless there was someone spraying him with perfectly misted water. Also it wouldn't be that bright.
kellmabelle
Bob Ross named that squirrel Pea Pod the pocket squirrel!!!!!!
Erutanmi
Thanks. Really helped.
taryntulathefriendlyspider
#1 fits perfectly with this
eodalf
You can't imagine how welcome this dump is. Thank you very much OP :)
StarryLyn
This just pretty much reminded me how depressed I am.
EGOT
#2, that's great and all but did you read about the couple that survived the fire by being submerged in their neighbor's pool all night?
UncleHen
thank you @op you are a good noodle
Sarwallya12
I had my baby last night and this made me sob
SomethingWithTurquoise
Thanks Dan
BoredZen
This dump made imgur forgive Dan?
Azerai
Thanks Arin
ManOfCulture
Arnold*
Hareofthedog
'tearstained'
Gorperino
Are you insinuating that granny is a squirter?
magichal
You wouldn't download a taco!
Trolluc
I needed this today
Khatvogel
When you don't have an SO, a dog or friends who love you more than anything, but don't have anxiety or depression eizther :)
LadyNetrex
Thank you.
mariomario42
That's so nice for the penguins to dress up for the wedding!
matthewcw07
Hope they can get the bird poop off the dress
Mjhusn
The smell though...at least at my zoo, the enclosure reeks of fish and penguin shite.
Helmacon
I imagine they cleaned it prior to the wedding.
shirtlessjeffgoldblum
A real black tie affair
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Chocofreak13
I took a sleeping pill an hour ago. It’s 3:28 pm. I found out I can’t pay my traffic ticket off in installments, and my license is going 1/2
Chocofreak13
2/2 to be suspended till I can afford to pay the state $325. I’ve been unemployed for 2 months. I really needed these right now. Thank you.
Slackhammock
Sounds like a rough patch buddy, things'll get better. You're stronger than you know. :)
Chocofreak13
Thanks. I’m trying to find reasons to keep going.
Slackhammock
Things'll get better again, don't deny happiness from your future self.
Slackhammock
FortuitousFenian
jynx257
you and my gf would be besties for sure.
QuackQuackAttack
Have you ever smelled a penguin exhibit? They shit fish out all day.
MaverickTama
Its not bad. The bigger concern is them tugging at your shoelaces.
thatpatguy
It was very nice of them all to show up wearing tuxedos.
woderwoman
So much poop!
HardcoreMango
I'm sure you'll find the right bird and settle down at some point.
clixster8360
Created a throwaway just to comment. Looking up different ways to end my life but these were very wholesome and made me feel a tiny bit good
clixster8360
Carbon monoxide poisoning seems doable and I know this is a terrible call for help which I should be getting help for. I feel very alone.
chickeninthebushbush
We love you as you are and care about you. This must be a difficult time, and it is ok to feel bad, but things will get better!
theproofisinmypudding
I was in a bad place a while ago, and I want you to know that things can get better. Think about calling a suicide hotline
Slackhammock
I saw this on imgur on my desktop, and went to find it on the phone app, where I can comment. By the time I found it all these people had-
Slackhammock
Commented, which I hope goes to show that you don't have to be as alone as you feel :). I hope you get help, there are brighter days on the
Slackhammock
Horizon, if you give it all another go. I know that getting back up can be the hardest thing sometimes, but it can be done. <3
Slackhammock
PolarChi
If the service appears offline or busy, please call the Lifeline at 1-800-273 TALK (8255). They are available 24/7!
egbertmoxie
It's a total cliche, but suicide truly is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. I survived, others have survived and you must too.
PolarChi
http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx <-- Link to the Natl. Suicide Prevention Lifeline Online Chat
PolarChi
Oh, hey! There are so many options other than the permanent, life destroying, way. Have you talked to someone? Does your family know?
WheesnawButtons
Was expecting random dump riddled with hints of apathy and sarcasm, gained feelings of optimism and inner happiness.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
The internet is going through a New Sincerity era
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
5/7 perfect score
SolarDildo
People judge you by your actions. Whereas people judge themselves by their intentions. Weird.
FortuitousFenian
People can only observe your actions while they are aware of their own intentions.
SolarDildo
Yes. So maybe we should all start to judge ourself by our actions, not our intentions. And do the opposite with others. The world may (1)
SolarDildo
Actually become become a better place! (2)