JackCanty
185587
4774
100
With sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8
Feb 9, 2018 6:55 PM
JackCanty
185587
4774
100
With sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8
malbec
Meh, I’d rather drink.
SnesC
This guy is my hero.
Ratfish
A better route is to not get married or have kids and enjoy freedom, time and drinking.
sahold
oh is that all?
YoureWastingTime
Just keeping eating what society keeps spoon feeding you. Might even trick yourself into feeling happy
Pokegeologist
I broke the cycle. Got educated too early. Now I just work, pay debt, work, pay debt, work, pay debt...
MisterLemons
America: Poor, drink, work, poor, work, poor...
checkmyfavs
GIT MUNEE
railgap
This is how I feel about the lithium; it's holding me back. <_<
shitduke
which Jordan Peterson lecture is this?
AntennaDibb
the special episode where he traveled to a 3rd world country, got married to a poor widower, and tried to prove his philosophy true irl.
Abrausedteleprot
these Thai Dads are getting out of hand
Root0syntax7
If only it was that easy. I've been wanting to slow my drinking since I quit opiates but it's all I have left. Can't even smoke weed
stallwallwriter
That's really rough, Bud. I wish I had solid advice but all I have is good wishes for you.
m0t0rbre4th
Work, work, work, work work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, pay off house, work, work, die.
sylkysmooth
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll be stuck in the "work, collect money, pay debt" cycle for the rest of my life. But hey, at least I'm smrt nao!
ReallyGoodBee
At the rate I'm saving, I can retire approximately three years after I die.
jmulderr
Instructions unclear: got dick stuck in beer bottle.
TheDivineUsersub
Well, it certainly makes it difficult to drink when the nozzle is clogged.
YooserNoom
I guess it helps that he starts out with a huge swath of arable land.
HardAtTwerk
KINGMARKUS22
liltortatree
Jeebus! look at those punching bags!!
YarTheBug
I don't remember Peggy Bundy being in that movie...
HoeBabies
Who’s boobies are those??
LtKifKroker
I think thru belong to the governor, Mel Brooks
esquelleto
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/evilbabes/images/d/d4/Robyn_Hilton_blazing_saddles_pillows.gif/revision/latest?cb=20171009055402
grendelgetskilledinthend
Hedly Lamar.
RootEnoch
PudgeTheFish
This will look great in my collection
AdmiralOutrageous
Actual footage from the Trump White House
Naseth
IjustsaywhatIthink
"Hello boys"
grendelgetskilledinthend
Mongo is pawn in game of life.
JeRMP
"Did ya miss me last night?"
TheYoungBear
ah yes the average poor alcoholic, owning acres of fertile land to cultivate. good message though, just being a cynical bastard
otherbarryisadick
At least he didn’t have to wear a thai at work!
TangyAlmondJoy
Clever.
atomboi
Ha!
ninjabarexp
Shhhhhh
Deikin
There are probably some worn out Thais at his work though
chakmanga
Wtf
Mastertothewakingworld
TheShusher
“Just stop drinking” lol
postwavecore
recovery and sobriety are long but important journeys. it is doable but its also not just "step 3: just stop"
theguy5621
At the end of the day, all of your actions are your own decisions, empowering yourself is a hard decision, but a decision nonetheless.
CountVorkosigan
Spotted the alcoholic.
stja
Well, it IS good advice.
paul289
More like "Step 1: Stop drinking." Critical step, but still just one step.
postwavecore
12 steps, actually
MandemUnit
yeah I don't drink, im still broke.
DiscoPhysicist
PuddenTame
Ringshadow
Like I know it isn't but I heard part of that bolywood song Malhari while watching this
nouh
bionoxious
needanamedammit
I'm gonna need sauce for this.
Efreeti
Bollywood.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Step one, get a job, step two, search for a job, step three, search for a job, step four, search for a job, step four, search for a job
Radix865
step five, listen someone tell you you're a lazy bum for not having a job
ThomsonI
Step six: listen to someone tell you to move to some place with more/better jobs, as if moving didn't cost money
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
Or.....
owlest
improve social
jarjarbinks
IMPROVE SOCIAL
Kuroke
That drunk is fucking ripped
Steelballsofstill
He was born like that, stop complaining.
complimentpin
I saw in the philippines, construction workers and boatmen look like this. combo of tan skin, hard work and little food.
muhlange
It's the beer pecs.
RexFury
farmers always used to be like that and then the tractor and the combine were invented. But they still eat the same amount of food
Jimmyvtss
No. We eat more food and with modern technology we’ve made it even worse for us... but more tasty.
astrangehop
I have some plates from 1943 and they''re 2/3 the size of a "normal" dinner plate
RexFury
people were much smaller than too. Have you seen some of those really old shoes? practically baby shoes
astrangehop
I wonder how much is nutrition or like steroids. There are a lot of cottages in NE with 5'9 ceilings.
CP3oh
You could be too if you just stop drink work work work collect money work collect money pay debt work collect money get educated stable life
GasBandit
Improve social!
Nabashin
Improve community!
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
for real though: so much of what is wrong with our lives is our own action/inaction. facing *that* is terrifying. currently working on it.
Thewayofthebear
It is terrifying, I’m dealing with it too. But ‘what if’s’ will bury you dude, you need to think ‘what next’. That’s what I’ve come 1/
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
most recent advice: find something you CAN fix and are WILLING to fix, and fix that. repeat. along the lines of your "what's next" i think
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
>> real problem for me] and am working on the things in front of me as best i can
Thewayofthebear
Up with, there’s no changing the past but there is future. Draw a line and then go ‘right, what do I want’? How you get there 3/3
Thewayofthebear
3/3 is a puzzle, working it out is the fun (?) and always exploit the chance to have fun.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
all the power possible to you, I hope that your progression is rewarding and successful. and fun!
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
> also, to be ever striving for *good* in any way possible. little good, large good, doesn't matter. i've nixed the drinking [was never a >>
MisunderstoodAsshole
The Russians stopped drinking and it lead to communism.
BikerDykeFromMars
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
jellyonrooster
In Russia they go hand in hand
Whatsname
I have it from a good sauce it was the other way around.
Strongharbour432
I'm pretty sure the drinking was the smallest factor... They've never really let up at all
Carefuler
Russians stopped drinking and decreased the death rate: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3818525/
LuxVertas
Bunk! after the end of the second world war the Russians drank so much Moscow ran out of Vodka.
saberthree
we live in a world where South Koreans drink more than Russians :-\
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Americans stopped drinking and it led to things like women voting and driving heeyyyyyy yooooo
magicrhombus
Other way around, women got the vote, voted to stop drinking.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
End women's suffrage!
MisunderstoodAsshole
Y'all motherfuckers need history. https://www.rbth.com/arts/2014/08/18/when_the_tsar_banned_booze_37603
LemmingAttack
When did the Russians stop drinking?
CometLaHal
battle of stalingrad
Zedd990
during celebration of ending WW2, whole Moscow run out of vodka
SmokiestLemming
Right after nearly all dying again
Tassyr
I think it was fifteen minutes on a Tuesday afternoon.
LemmingAttack
That's all it took for the collapse of the Soviet Union.
TheDivineUsersub
World record russian sobriety.
MisunderstoodAsshole
https://www.rbth.com/arts/2014/08/18/when_the_tsar_banned_booze_37603
landcfan
Worth the read. +1
LemmingAttack
Well I'll be.
kuba913
As person form nameless country from eastern bloc which got fucked from all sides, when did ANYONE in the east stop drinking
FireflyActual
Hello, fellow Polish person!
kuba913
Hello, fellow pole shall we do generic Polish activities because were obviosly Polish people
FireflyActual
[Kurwas internally] Why, of course! [brings a plate of pierogi and a bottle of Żubrówka]
RudeRobby
when they ran out on v day
Thewayofthebear
Well hi there Poland
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Tikityler
lol, that is a hilarious valentines card.
misho
You into space yet? ;-)
kuba913
Well i can say that there are better cars than Tesla roadster...
DireWilk
We're working on satelite that will steal that tesla.
kuba913
Currently were wondering how to change numbers on engine if there isnt one.
Swordrager
*kurwas drunkenly*
kuba913
*implies that slavs get durnk*
Thewayofthebear
They do....I’ve seen it. It just takes a heroic amount. You think you can drink, go to an Eastern European wedding.