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Viral edit: Don't have a Soundcloud to push, just remember to be nice to each other this storm and not turn it into a pissing contest.
Jan 31, 2019 9:06 PM
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Viral edit: Don't have a Soundcloud to push, just remember to be nice to each other this storm and not turn it into a pissing contest.
DrVinnyBoomBotch
https://pjmedia.com/trending/lesbian-feminist-transgender-activism-is-a-mens-rights-movement/
PUNKem733
Those areas hit with these record lows are gonna have like a 75 degree swing in a few days. minus 50 one day, almost 60 in like 3 days.
fnordy
"Thank God for you, sir."
Janusha
Just imagine what "Florida man" could accomplish here.
Munchman347
'Lazy bum, why doesn't he turn up the thermostat and put on a warm coat?'... :D
DanJonesKing
You guys having a pissing contest over where it's colder. It's all okay just don't piss outside. It's really cold.
Meowmocha
Sarcasm Level: 5000
mossom
fact
Kittybitters
Be safe out there, guys! A good coat could save your life, you can still be stylish but don’t skimp on warm fabric.
ratmagic
It hit -25 air temp in Green Bay today. Absolutely unreal
jfred325350
-35 3hrs east of there this morning.
Gutterbuddy
These kind of story warm my heart.
AndrewCase
Does it work in reverse? Because Wisconsin is colder than Alaska right now.
Mcswigginsbar
Am from Wisconsin and that made me laugh out loud. I needed that. Thank you.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
Indeed; I know way too many people that fit this stereotype, including myself
ROHBAUCOP
Glad I could help, lemme take a selfie and tweet about me.
ChrisSketch
This may be the equivalent of folks in here saying “its not the heat, its the humidity”. Oh thanks cunt, that info totally cooled me down.
ProbablyPoe
I heard about this dude who saved a group of people caught in it by telling them lots of places regularly get colder than Antarctica
BitchCake
To the hard-asses: You can still suffer hypothermia in 16'C. Source is Finnish military training. Let people dress warm if they want to.
Meowmocha
And wind chill can make it even colder.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
You can technically get hypothermia when it's 100F out if you spend enough time in water.
BitchCake
Huh. I mean, yeah, it's below body temp, so in theory.
sauciergymnast
Can confirm, desert dweller here. Anything under 16c or 60f for us freedom folk is covered skin weather
BitchCake
Aww yiss, additional facts. And these are the numbers without wind.
talianagisan
*Realizes my room is 10c* Vittu... (I had to as you said you had Finnish military training)
drakewarnock
That's like...sitting around naked weather where I'm from.
drakewarnock
well not in public, just to clarify.
BitchCake
Sure, you can, but do you sit around naked all day with nothing to eat and without moving? Does it rain, is there wind?
drakewarnock
For a couple of days, probably. But 60f is t-shirt weather, although you would want a jacket if it's raining, that's true.
Ryannihilation
You can suffer hypothermia in anything significantly below body temperature from exposure/low body fat/low blood sugar
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
im from Saskatchewan, yall be bitches
Scentlessgrape
Kiddo just because it's farther north doesn't mean it's colder it got to -60 in Madison (and yes I'm know I'm playing into the joke)
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
lol ya, it's actually only -4 in Regina today so i can pretend like i'm tough
SomeDetroitGuy
It was - 18 F today with a brisk wind. Bet your ass I was bundled up so only my eyes showed. Still got icycles on my eyelashes. Fuck this.
Threewisemen
Wisconsin? *Laughs in Minnesotan* ...North Dakota can laugh also.
CrissCross35
Are there no place to stay during an emergency like this? Is their only option really to stay outside and die?
blackholevoid10011
yes and no. it a complicated mess really. by the end of it this many mentally unstable and druggie will die
peachesforme
there is a reason west coast is having such an issue with homeless. they can live year round there. it's a worthwile exodus for them
blackholevoid10011
You mean freezing to death and being cleaned up off the streets before morning rush hour.....
peachesforme
haha cleaned up. my mom always talked about how horrible the first thaw was because of all the bodies they would find in the snow piles
alcaray
I'm from SoCal and it *rained* today!!!
testzero
TBF, it rained REALLY hard. Thunder and lightning and all that.
alcaray
It's the polar vortex.
cazkey
I love the Canadians response to this weather. (What the heck is going on in the US with the frozen toilets, sockets, walls?)
srlfish
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Suck it up bitches its even colder where I am.
LeviathanOmega
I should think a pissing contest in this weather would quickly turn into an ice-sword fight.
jonthemonk
As a British man, this reference is lost on me. Something that isn’t lost on me is wearing bowler hats and drinking tea.
ColLeslieHapHapablap
Pip pip
Threewisemen
Tea tastes better cold and with a lot of sugar in it.
ViciousOtter
That's not tea, that's tea flavored soda
Devious11
Tastes better when brewed en masse in the harbor.
ActionJohnnie
toxichorsepucky
There’s like a paragraph at the bottom. Why’d they make it a 4 frame gif.
aworkoffiction
A woman walked passed me on the sidewalk with a lite jacket on and laughed at me with my 3 layer work wear. She was red faced and shivering.
misskittyamazing
But she looked cute tho, and that's the important part. Hypothermia, nerve and skin damaged be damned.
SmurfEggs
Watching tweens at the mall who wear short sleeve shirts and shorts and skirts during winter to try to looks "cool" or cute, nobody 1/2
shuttlecockinakumquat
I'm not even on your lawn.
ZOMGNO
To be fair... recalling my half-naked teen days... I genuinely didn't feel the cold the same way I did now. I wasn't that cold often
SmurfEggs
Thinks a popsicle is cute and you're a moron 2/2
KalteKartoffeln
I'll wear shorts and a hoodie until about -10ish, then even i need pants
BlueSpaceLizard
pancakemix710
I didn't even think about that I wonder what the homeless are doing in the -60 degree weather....
MrJBK99
Someone anonymous Samaritan here in Chicago booked 70 hotel rooms Wednesday after a fire ravaged a homeless encampment/tent city
Ulthirm
Ours will jump on a tram in the city (Tram is free in city limits) until the shelters open.
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
Luckily Illinois has a list of warming centers.
testzero
Dying, mostly.
MetaVulture
negativewalrus
Getting frostbite unfortunately
SundogHooray
When I lived in Wisconsin I also would notice them frequenting 24-hour locales like laundromats when it got pretty cold
Somerandomoldguy
Good guy Wisconsin man.
harambeezkneez
And that ain’t no fib!
Brennanhasamangina
Haha! I get that reference
flatwhelp728
Fucking Illinois Bastards (FIB)
Scentlessgrape
That's normally applied to there diving abilities
BobRossAfternoons
Unless he's a Packers fan
BladesOfGloryHole
BladesOfGloryHole
The Florida Men of the Midwest
kittiesgiffiesandmorekitties