MrTroubleBG
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Jan 28, 2020 6:31 PM
MrTroubleBG
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TehButternaut
Gratz on the meth.
itschristophertoyou
NotHerrVonClaussen
YESSS
YourInternetMom
aguyfromSicily
My OCD just came.
tazedconfused
endmostchimera127001
Well that's just taking the pith
theheatman
torp123
If someone peeled a tangerine for me like this I'd propose to them on the spot.
TooFunkToDrunction
I wouldn’t. Only a psycho would spend that much time removing every white piece from a tangerine.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Well, it seems there are about 8006 psychos on imgur. At least.
abacab87
pretty sure that's a mandarin orange. I've got a whole bucket sitting next to me. I eat about 5 per day.
blackholevoid10011
And what do you offer in return?
Fyrepony
*pulls out tangerine* "so do you come here often?"
PersephoneGoddessOfSpring
Is that a tangerine or are you just happy to see me?
LurkMasterP
Don't take this the wrong way, but your hands must smell amazing.
SaturdayMidmorning
I love all of these comments.
TorquemadaJones
TedFromTEDtalks
You can take it the wrong way from me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LurkMasterP
Uncle Joe?
coop61gt
davebeastly
A guy I know loves the pith (white scrappy bits).
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Me. I love it. I'll eat it off the rind after I've finished the center stuff.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Then he and I need to friends. He can have all my pith bits.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Anwinity
I guess somebody has to eat them
rihani3
Oranges are the worst. Split second of tasty juice, minutes of disgusting stringy bits... What a bloody tease!
Anwinity
That's why we made it into a juice
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
Sounds like my ex
bigmuffin1
Pith....yeah
TheLifeIsYours
how...
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
Meth
avileniacapulumchva
Hard work.
ArtOzz
Tweezers probably.
CokedUpPancake
littlemini
Yeeees...
shitpantsmong
Somewhere in the left pile is the name of a black metal band.
FloppyLettuce
Strings of Orange
FloppyLettuce
Pith
HodgeNPodge
I hate all that pulpy shit, even though it's good for me. It makes eating any citrus fruit a pain in the ass.
FourLegsGood
I like it, especially from larger citrus.
takeitfromthetop
You need satsuma mandarins in your life.
zebulorg
Why? Google image search results look a little less pulpy but?
takeitfromthetop
They really are less pithy, super sweet, and no seeds.
EmotionalJenga
It's less painful if you ingest it orally, rather than shoving it up your ass.
HodgeNPodge
Damn, why didn't I think of that?
EmotionalJenga
Sometimes it takes a third party to point out the obvious.
octosocks
I just eat it. I didn't know it was good for you. I accidentally healthied.
QuackWok
Fibrous stuff like that is good for your booty hole. Kinda gently scrapes your stanky insides out
octosocks
Well now.
LuIu
Every word in that comment aroused me.
QuackWok
Every word in your comment aroused me. Sup?
taroband
Piggachu
LegendaryBill
That Adderall hits like a motherfucker
Kougie
.. Now put it back
UserID23
Frutality!
Thingamajiggly
When my nephew was a toddler, I'd do this for him because he hated all the pith. The things you do for love...
KinkoTheGoblin
"my nephew" "things you do for love" are you from alabama?
razunamu
Omg looks amazing!!! Can you share the recipe???
areyousureyoudontwantacupofteafather
I didnt know it was until I saw this but yes, this is exactly what I want.
Xedi22
Now go eat it in the shower!
railgrinder
Same here. Now I know I want to pluck my scrotum clean.
DutchessGummiBuns209
You won't
OmniXBro
That's very pithy of you.
404GravitassNotFound
So an epiphany?
areyousureyoudontwantacupofteafather
An epithany
OlafJS
Second that
fooglephish
I want to upvote this, but it's at 666 upvotes... I don't want to wreck it.
nosyou
Psychopath
dancingsquared
Psychopith*
GodDammitKevin
...It is now!
Botticelliii
Dongskanker
PapaDap88
PunishMentor
How long did that take lol
DocWino
I thought I was tho only one who did this. Doesn’t take long after you’ve figured out the secret.
TasteMyCookiesPlz
Why does there have to be a secret? Let it be known!
DocWino
It wouldn’t be a secret then!!
aaronsLord
Shut
JoeT85
Yes, I want that orange
ididathingonce
RichardPOsterior
I was you 2000th upvote. That is all.
itisnow
you rang?
MaxxStrike
100th Upvote
?1
zerocool711
mratio
September, 2016. I admit I was skeptical.
MangoLassi
What about September 2016??
BlackStar7713
You can change your name
Event416
NotgonnaTellgoogle
I'll admit it. My dick moved
retroman688
....to Astoria.
KinkoTheGoblin
mine feels like it stared at medusa for an hour straight!
pks4life420
Thats because you clenched you a-hole
ricrey0
Stop teasing.
abdulazizabbasi
J r FCC n rd tm t
Grudgebearingmidget
freckledkink
So did mine, and I didn't have one until now.
belezamar09
My thought exactly
ToeThumbs
Ok Costanza
Nathanfake
Did you move it with your hand?
VillainVillain
Nope
artifactcreature
FlyingButtPliers
kspice
I thought everyone had forgotten about this.
SickOfThisCessPool
I saw a bunch of gifs of a guy whose dick moved in food. It was... enjoyable?
GreenerWithTheScenery
What
SickOfThisCessPool
I meant exactly what I said.
shreveportbossier
I'm also interested.
SickOfThisCessPool
Message me with your age if you want me to send you the link
DearAbbi
How many people have messaged you?
delilahviolet
I legit go turned on
W1ckedw1lly01
Did you get to see it?? :)
puddleofaids
Shnitzl
What movie is this?
EsteOesteNorteSur
Leon the professional
MCplPearl
Holy shit, I forgot what that movie is but Christ that scene is brutal
bugcooper
Leon: The Professional
Rkfinecake
Damn that's demented why am I laughing?
TorquemadaJones
Leon: The Professional... fantastic movie
JuggerGnome
.
Rkfinecake
Yes
TheSecondGandalf
.
DonjuanV
Best vilan ever imo
TheGeeB
I watched it TV but wasnt paying 100% attention. Why was he hunting them?
TorquemadaJones
Actually, they were hunting him, which caused him to retaliate
Iruwen
Dunno Javier Bardem is at least on par.
TroyLoModel
That’s the movie title?
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
Darude - Sandstorm
ChiLLeCheeze
Make sure you get that version. There are other versions, but censored.
BluebellRhymes
Yes
ExpectTheUnexpectedSpectacle
.
ABunchAMunchkinsInATrenchCoat
Very weird at some points
ABunchAMunchkinsInATrenchCoat
But overall great
TorquemadaJones
Agreed
TorquemadaJones
Yeah, kinda creepy with the older guy/young girl sexual tension.