GlorifiedZombie
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Jun 5, 2015 2:06 AM
GlorifiedZombie
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TheMediocreThor
I think I'm going to stitch a few of these together and use them as my wedding vows
guelphgryphon
you're the prettiest thing i've seen today. And I was looking at, like, a bunch of sunset pictures this morning, so...
TittySprinklesMcgee
This needs more points lmao
Aamu
"Every night, when I close my eyes, I see you. Hoping one day, I'll open them and nothing will change." oh my GOSH that is sweet!
englishaccentnotbritish
Dunno why, but the style of these really irritate me
GlorifiedZombie
How so?
englishaccentnotbritish
Can't put my finger on it, but it feels a bit forced, like they're trying really hard to be funny. But each to their own
MisterAnderson
"When I'm with you, there's no such thing as a bad day. Okay, that's not true but when I'm with you the days suck a lot less." God damn...
ReferenceGameOnPoint
Going to put a bowl of spaghetti for the squirrels. Gotta find out
GlorifiedZombie
For science!
SassyClitorous
This make anyone else tremendously sad?
GavinScreaming
I mean, I was already pretty sad, but yea
thetittiekeeper
Welp, and here I am with no one like that in my life and barely any friends... Except alcohol. Alcohol is my best friend.
GlorifiedZombie
Alcohol is everyone's best friend. At most times. Just be sure to drink responsibly :)
TheBioengineer
I used #16 when I proposed to my girlfriend
GlorifiedZombie
Congrats! I hope... she said yes right?? I'll assume she did :)
TheBioengineer
She certainly did :D
MajesticMoonMoon
Make me scroll all the way up & then all the way down again while counting... Not cool buddy. But nice proposal ;)
TheBioengineer
I realize now I could have said 3rd from last. Mistakes were made.
TimothyTRiG
Aww. A poor mobile user, are you?
Midniteoyl
Hover over the #16 and the image pops up.. At least in the browser and on my WinPhone it does..
Philanthropyman
I hope @wolfsgurl see this and thinks the same way
GlorifiedZombie
I hope she does too!
wolfsgurl
Yup :) <3
PumpkinFatch
Well she is into bondage so she might.
idratherbeoutdoors
I read "daddly compliment" and was expecting puns... Stupid eyes raining on my corny dreams.
BoringJabrony
Look, look with your stupid eyes!
WallCrawlerArt
I feel like some would be really awkward it that was the case.
idratherbeoutdoors
I didn't even read them after I realized they weren't puns!!
hardcorqt
I'm going to say one of these to my boyfriend every morning before work, see how long it takes him to call me crazy
h3lblad3
Hey, I just met you. And I think maybe. Your bf will call you. "Fuckin' crazy".
GlorifiedZombie
I agree, I'd be totally ok with that :)
ThatLemonStealingHorse
If you were a potato, you wouldn't just be a good potato, you'd be the best potato.
MartynMage
As a guy, I'd be totally cool with someone telling me these things. I'd call you crazy but soon follow it with "but that's why I love you"
Bb4816
Every couple of months, I complie around eight new ones to send my boyfriend for when he wakes up. He loves it.
darkershadeofpale
I was about to send these to my boyfriend...but your idea is soooooo much better
Ijustwanttowatch
I just read everyone to my girlfriend and her smile got bigger with every one. That being said, she's used to me saying stupid shit.
GlorifiedZombie
She's a keeper!
Shrinkspan
For some reason, I read these as if Mitch Hedberg were saying them.
rttrovador
Awwww :) RIP
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
Demetri Martin in my head.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestUsernameInTheWorldNoThisIsATribute
Saved. In the hope that one day, I can send them to someone.
Malteaser19
You can send them to me :)
GlorifiedZombie
Boom! I made a match already! Woohoo!
ThisIsNotTheGreatestUsernameInTheWorldNoThisIsATribute
Cupid Zombie!
elixa915
:( crying intensifies.. i want this..i hate this post..
Efreeti
me too
benehar
Same here.
GlorifiedZombie
I'm sorry... here's a hug! Also, you from El Paso? Just wondering...
elixa915
thanks and yes i am
GlorifiedZombie
Cool, I'm from Fabens :) Small world
elixa915
omg! yes thats crazy cool! i havent met anyone else from ep or surrounding areas here.. nice to meet you!
SoulHeart
I just go
and people actually take it
GlorifiedZombie
Try that with a complete stranger. I demand a photo update!
MarquessofPembroke
@Sammael64
Bananakin
Eat Cheetos with chopsticks.
TinkerMouse32
+1 for Daily Odd Compliment. I love it.
GlorifiedZombie
Woooot!
Britishchick17
You're doing God's work, Son. This is the new, BA version of 90s pickup lines.
ImHereCuzImBored
This post needs to be a regular occurrence.
GlorifiedZombie
If I can, I will :)
GoDDstopper
I'd be a little concerned if I woke up next to a briefcase full of money with no explanation or evidence how I acquired said briefcase
likeallthethings
Is it just me. Or does this sound like the movie the mask ... Lol
GoDDstopper
Boom!
likeallthethings
Ssssssmmmmmokin
GlorifiedZombie
My advice, run!
GoDDstopper
I know right. I've seen plenty of movies where this Shit goes down. And I'm in no shape nor do I have the good looks to deal with it
GlorifiedZombie
Shia Lebouf pulled it off in the movie Eagle Eye. If he can pull it off, so can you! Or just buy a nice car and gun it!
GoDDstopper
True. But look what a whack job he turned out to be afterwards.
IncrediblydumbIdiot
Favoriting so that maybe one day I can use these on my future SO (wherever in the world she may be ATM)
GlorifiedZombie
Might be somewhere in this thread, just ask @ThisIsNotTheGreatestUsernameInTheWorldNoThisIsATribute , I made a match! Lol
ThisIsNotTheGreatestUsernameInTheWorldNoThisIsATribute
Australia :)
WhereIsTheLoathe
Unpopular Opinion Comment. These are cute and all, but I wouldn't say any of them to anyone in real life. They sound stupid out loud.
quantumpacket
I do not agree fully. You have correctly, then, labeled this as an unpopular opinion. Good day, sir.
WhereIsTheLoathe
And a good day to you as well, sir.
quantumpacket
:D
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
That's funny because they sounded stupid when in my head too
6footdildo
yea like retarded tumblr 'im so quirky' crap
WhereIsTheLoathe
My point exactly. Quirkiness isn't cute in real life. It's awkward, and uncomfortable.
JosephStalinstwinbrother
Wow OP, way to fucking rub it in that I don't have a girlfriend
GlorifiedZombie
You know, it could possibly work with a girl your close with. Just don't be creepy about it.
quantumpacket
I shall do this.
GlorifiedZombie
Go forth and conquer my fellow imgurian!
quantumpacket
I shall attempt to conquer the ladyfriend, good fellow ^~^
maytheforcebealwaysinyourfavor
Damn I'm lonely.
angelincogneato
*hugs*
GlorifiedZombie
I'm sorry.... been there before.
Brewye
Read first lines as "I like hanging out with you because I don't even have to use swords." and related to it perfectly. Then I re-read it.
GlorifiedZombie
Unless you're a knight, then woo away!
ItachiRain
This beats all the odd compliments by far
TacoRocket
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/8/2/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-4192-1412751343-15.png
TyrannosaurusJeff
I don't think I could trust anyone who would let a balloon hit the floor...
TimothyTRiG
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, does not try it on his head.
GlorifiedZombie
Me either... there's nothing shadier than an SO who would just let it hit the floor. It's like an unwritten rule.
DontusetheMword
http://imgur.com/0kZzDsu this is actually pretty deep. Imma use this one day
EDarwin
Favorite
AyresForceOne
3deep5me... But really, that's smoother than the skin of a photoshopped model! Definitely utilize it.
imamermaidgangleader
I had to save that image. It makes me happy and hopeful.
Sansfaith
May use this as well
noonerspisms
ahh i skipped most but this is so sweet! i'm gonna use it later
flyingfar25
That's the one that made me favorite this :-)
Imamarriedman
So I'm feeling mighty dumb because when I read it I could tell it stood out from the rest. But I don't understand it. Help, I'm confused :/
parksAndRings
I thought it was talking about him leaving after you fall asleep. Like sex and then bye.
simonaj
It means you'll no longer have to dream about that person because they'll be there when you open your eyes. It's sweet & adorbz. I love it.
chickNlittle
Saved it to send to my husband.
productofmyowncreation
I use that a lot with my LDR, really fits us well.
chocolatechipbrookie
#LDRNation
Junkman3
Wayyyyyyy ahead of you ;)
hiddensunshine
That's the one I saved
fuckingintents418
As someone in a long distance relationship...ALL THE FEELS
CoffeeyCore
I know your feeling, man. I won't know that feeling in a year though :P
iAreNubcake
I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that one in some sense, but this really is the essence of a long distance relationship ;~;
PhoenixQueenAzula
Oh...right...long distance...I knew that was what it meant...
Snapeworts
That one made me stop and think. Was just broken up with, and now I'm sad. She basically stopped trying and decided she likes being single.
DontusetheMword
Sorry to hear that. I'm recently divorced myself. The pain is real. Just take it one day at a time. And try to take care of yourself
procrastinationstation
Sent it to my boyfriend, will report back on how he took it.
keykilla
commenting for updates
procrastinationstation
Updated!
MountainDewMeOrNot
Your username tells me we're not going to ever get an update.
procrastinationstation
Ey bruh, I did post an update about 20 minutes ago! Look at my reply to myself. ;)
dinosaursarebadass
I was just about to send this to mine. He should be waking up soon.
VilifiedHyde
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dinosaursarebadass
What's with the dot?
Libbyfrank
Sent it to my husband (we arent stationed together) &he called me sappy then spammed my phone with pictures of our daughter and baby animals
procrastinationstation
1/2 UPDATE: Hot dang, sorry, American who went to sleep. Direct quote- "AW. THANKS BURB. <3 Loaf youuuu~" Burb is one of my nicknames,
gillygoat
you guys are good for each other
procrastinationstation
2/2UPDATE: and loaf is a long-running joke between us because we're like two slices of bread from the same loaf. Which are better than peas.
murderhobbit
That so stupid it's the cutest thing ever
MmmmBaconFetus
You two seem to be very adorable. You should post something like work stories but with you and your bf! :D
FaptainPicard
If I know anything about usersub, a collection of cutesy relationship stories will do great.
MmmmBaconFetus
True. Still, I'd like to see them! ^^
RhythmStixx
Waiting for update
procrastinationstation
Updated!
asshatnumber1
Updates?
procrastinationstation
Updated! I hope you find your number 2 someday. ;D
asshatnumber1
Who says I haven't ;)
Jenselina
but if you ever sleep in the same bed and dream about the person its easy.. i think this one is meant for singles
procrastinationstation
For most that'd make sense but we're waiting 'til marriage so the first morning I'll wake up with him would be day after our wedding. ;)
Jenselina
but what if you marry a guy who snores
kittana514
or someone in a long distance relationship... :/
vheetneyx
Or someone who's s/o is deployed :(
Jenselina
Puddingninjah
wow... right in the lonely.
GavinScreaming
+1
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
It's a username now? That's just fantastic
angelincogneato
*hugs*
Puddingninjah
*hugs* aww yay
quantumpacket
Me too?
angelincogneato
*hugs* :D
Puddingninjah
You too! *hugs*
quantumpacket
Yaay :D
Puddingninjah
:D
ferlathin
"You're so hot you can melt steel beams."
CockShittington
Impossible
eromitlab
wat about billding 7?
CodenameAstrosloth
Juice did it.
iatha
CharmingPrism
If I ask what anime this is from, will watching it ever explain what happened here?
iatha
Explain what happened here on imgur, or here in the gif?
iatha
Also the show is sekai seifuku; I found it quite entertaining. http://myanimelist.net/anime/20973/Sekai_Seifuku:_Bouryaku_no_Zvezda
margaretolson
"You're so hot you're making me sexist"
spaghettifacebang
Bitch.
Lukethepriceisright
Who's the boom king?!?
PakitoTaquito
*George Bush sweats profusely*
SoberSamuel
*the sweating intensifies*
TalkRlyehianToMe
*Mom's spaghetti*
SoberSamuel
He's nervous
BeeDragon
But they would understand. That's a lie, the steel beans would be upset.
badacha
GavinScreaming
I hate that this is immediately what I thought of when reading that one.
dmag318
Damn every time I come up with a good one boom its like 2nd or 3rd comment
snackmanistan
Same here buddy
spiritofanger
We need to go deeper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
zachzac
“Bush is so hot he melted steel beams.”
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
You already know I done run outta dick!
Zanano
"There's no PP left for this move!"
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
u just rude as hell
iamastronautsloth
Can someone explain the whole melting steel beams thing to me? I somehow have completely missed it but have seen a million references to it
usersubscaresme
CheeseEatingMonkey
People said that 9/11 was an inside job because jet fuel isn't burning hot enough to melt/soften the metal structure holding the building
iamastronautsloth
I don't know what I was expecting to hear but it wasn't that. Thank you!