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Cat tax : Figaro
Cat tax 2.0 : Also Figaro but all grown up.
So since I double taxed this post can I skip it on my next post ? Hows this work ?
FP Edit: Send Tacos!
horseybooks
"Can I taste your meat tentacle?" is the most metal way to ask for a kiss.
thechelonianshelmet
#3 It happens thousands of times. If you know precise birth time & access to all birth reords you could create match site. same for deaths
Serathe
I don't get that first one. I probably should but all I see is a jumbled mess of a sentence when I read it backwards
fadecomic
That Neil Armstrong thing is as old as the moon landing.
annfranksbhole
The real questions we should be asking
CapnAndy
"Can a zombie and a ghost come from the same person" is, like, 90% of the plot of Kingdom Hearts. Just sayin'.
RiverBear
#4 took me longer than it should have, also there is something a little deflating about your conclusion being... "Oh, monkey butt!"
Fir3will
Good dump. +1 For you too.
Hutchy01
I guess the last picture came after the Marriage of Figaro.
Guss81
Na they was made out of wedlock and we don't know who the father is.
TheEvanthDoctor
That is literally what the "Mary had a little Lamb" rhyme means, though...
obfuscatingreality
Well, the most commonly accepted story is that it's based on an actual event where Mary Sawyer actually took a pet lamb to school with her.
MarcUK
#4 Isn't that a tortoise(land) and not a turtle(sea)?
philthylipthesecond
I was thinking the same thing. So it's actually a tortkey
Asteroidrules
The ghost and zombie thing is missing the story.
DeletThisPlz
hodorgoestomordor
#27 their dad is an idiot of a physics teacher... it would just be black.
usernametaken42
How does pony and Bologna rhyme? Do you tanks pronounce it ba-low-knee or something???
guardianofhonor
#19 Do you want the tru tru?
tacoparlor
*never picked you up again AS A BABY. They probably picked you up again as a toddler. My dad has lifted me as a grown man.
BadHorsesMare
They didn't pick you up again cause you didn't want it anymore...it broke us, a part of us died then. That's why we get tiny dogs.
SupposablyPersnickity
You would have to stand in the room to see the reflection, so you would see yourself infinitely. If you placed a camera, camera infinitely.
BanadecCamberbootch
BanadecCamberbootch
http://people.com/human-interest/jack-beaton-died-wedding-anniversary-las-vegas-shooting/
Sm9yCg
Also: some people might be handicapped (by situation or other reasons)...
Vambee
When I was little I wondered if caterpillars knew they would be butterflies or if they just thought they were secreting their own coffins.
Vambee
...I now realize why I seldom got invited to birthday parties as a child.
mondanmondan
It really bothers me that their impression of Yoda calls him Smith Will. Yoda has never said a name backward.
CerseiinthestreetsOlennaTyrellinthesheets
To person claiming emordnilap is a word, I submit this reaction:
Hutchy01
I wonder why Biden was the more memetic of the two
TheRealDurdan
He's a reference for you: http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/emordnilap.asp
CerseiinthestreetsOlennaTyrellinthesheets
Yep, exactly!
7grims
age is not a little chair.
hoochandturner
#9
TheGoodKingOfImgur
You could totally eat a dog
sheriwallace123
Was hoping someone would post this :) +1
FjordFiskursson
#LOL
drownthesun
A room of only mirrors would be darkness without a light. Put a light source and you could see the reflection of that source infinitely.
TomIsMyDog
I want a mirror room with disco balls.
ShimadaHanzo
So it will look like standing in the complete blackness?
drownthesun
Pretty much. Except you're not in there either.
ShimadaHanzo
And if i was there it would be infinite dark reflections of myself
Table5
Schroedinger's mirror.
Engnineere
Well, the only visible light that reflects longer than any other visible light is green. So a room full of very dark green is what you'd see
mrread55
I need a sciencey explanation for this fascinating bit of info.
Engnineere
Something, something, physics
TheRealDurdan
I wonder why the physics teacher couldn't answer it. It's almost as though it didn't happen.
drownthesun
Either that or he was just weird as most nerds are and was just being silly about it. Pretty dad thing to do.
TheRealDurdan
Very true
illeatyourself
They have actually done something like this in the form of a mirror ball. You can see it in some places like the Exploratiorium. (1)
illeatyourself
It's a ball with mirrors covering every inch of the inside. Then you stand through a hole in the bottom and see infinity everywhere.
drownthesun
Right, I've seen images. It's pretty cool. But that's not the "riddle". Only mirrors= no entrance= no viewership. Only mirrors=no light.
SkinknamedJormungandr
Two-way mirror?
CrazyGuyOnABike
Okay but what if you were a vampire?
drownthesun
Considering vampirism, I would say just the light source would be visible infinitely.
Inconspicuouscomment
In in the case of perfect mirrors, though. Technically wouldn't photos little by little convert to thermal energy?
ErinFromTheOffice
People love to shit on tumblr, but when properly curated like this, there's a bunch of great shit on tumblr.
BoreasTheNorthWind
Well, considering that dried shit is good fuel for fire, and properly decayed shit is good fertilizer, it actually makes a lot of sense.
boevis
Except so much of this is obvious stuff, and they're acting like it's some world changing revelation.
DasPenetrator
I agree. Just cause most of it is "I JUST CANT," "I will never not reblog this," and "... legendary posts in screenshots" it's not all trash
TheRealDurdan
Didn't someone crop all that out and post it? Makes it infinitely better.
mrread55
TomIsMyDog
I'll never not upvote this.
Fejerro
THIS
TheWizardofGauze
O HMY GOD IM DYING
DetectiveSloth
Some really good porn too. And some county's porn blockers don't cover Tumblr. So freedom porn.
pottage
Tumblr is exclusively a porn service to me
DetectiveSloth
Message me for my URL if you want