CygnustheBananaSwan
111628
1941
85
*Edit* Wow, front page?! If I may kindly ask... send me cute stories of you guys’ relationships :) please please no nudes
Nov 24, 2017 1:29 AM
CygnustheBananaSwan
111628
1941
85
*Edit* Wow, front page?! If I may kindly ask... send me cute stories of you guys’ relationships :) please please no nudes
thefreestyler
I think you just asked for nudes while trying not to ask for nudes.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Send OP tit pics
Howtogrowwood
Oh my
DrLikmaBalz
That’s funny and kinda gross.
Idonthavealottosay
Teens
BetterLuckyThanGood
Spoiler: OP is a gay man, IMGUR can calm down.
raincanbefound
Ew clean up your fuckin snailtrails nobody wants to step in that shit
LordTaterjr
LewdPineapple
Wow, this is so accurate *cries in fantasy*
Strostkovy
I met my missus when she was high on mushrooms and wanted me to feel her beard. She sat with me for 2h just stroking this non-existent beard
tentaclefriendly
So... you have krabs?
eaglehunter
Ya get them crabs over there
Archer1551
Nuclearss1
We call that leaving a snail trail
JustARegularOldPotato
How can he create a water trail underwater????? yes I'm fun at parties, I'm so lonely...
Strostkovy
It's saltier than the rest
JustARegularOldPotato
*obvious winking*
IronicUsername
SisterFister69Hitler
CrocodileDunphy
Always wondered what this gif is from
thezenzao
That username tho
Macules
You tell it like is is, SisterFister69Hitler
leftyshuckles
*boobs* oh right there's an entire person here!
theyreshellfishcoral
That kid grosses me the fuck out.
Pablotheshark
Jesus, dude...
Icem4n45
It's the nasty teeth and gifcrust.jpg
CygnustheBananaSwan
Where my thirsty women at though?!
Jeutnarg
yeah, where's the gif of the girl who leans over, then looks around and tugs her shirt lower?
cunninglinguist85
heyyouwantatoothpick
Amen sister
Bigdragon12
Fuck need to get my self out there. My sad, lonely, dead inside self.
jasonddgs
it's not going to be easy, but you are a big dragon after all
Emperorofman
Don't go out there, it's chaos...stay inside and don't let them in
Bigdragon12
It sounds good. But I'm the guy in the family that's the last in his blood line.
marriedtoanxiety
YourSelfMan
EClaire1073
leftyshuckles
OwlOwlOwlIt
Oh those poor ghosts :(
EClaire1073
They were asking for it!
OwlOwlOwlIt
Sigh *unzips metaphysical pants*
coolkidwestern
Ok calm down there Weinstein
makingfiends
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
I CAN HEAR THE SONG
PantsGuy
WHAT SONG?!
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-kM-guQtk