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Used to get cartoon valentines for days! Let’s bring this back. FP edit: woah 2 posts on the front page at once! Really hope you feel some love today, even if it’s for a moment. That’s the good stuff. Giving love can have an even bigger effect. Have a great day!
PunsRUs
Fuuuck yeah I got ALL my coworkers full-size chocolate bars bc no matter what happens outside the hospital, they are adored!
orangecrowbarman
I work with Elementary kids and this is not the case. I wish it was because it'd make my life easier but such is life these days
RenegadeTQ
Another example of school failing to prepare people for the real world.
EmporerDragon
And you always agonized about who in the class was deserving of the Darth Vader valentine, and who angered you enough to get the C-3PO one.
homer8011
I got my wife a pack of 32 cards like you would use for an elementary school class and hid them around the house. She loved it.
AHeatonWriter
Welcome to the real world.
SquigglyBeast
I tell most of my friends, regardless of general, happy vday
PWISPaddict
All the boys flushed my down the toilet. Probs wiped their asses first. Elementary trained to not love. Hahaha.
serindablue
With lollipops taped to them!!!!
mercmech
When I was in kindergarten we each had to bring ten valentines. The class had about twenty kids. So out of two hundred cards, I got zero.
rollingdownstairs
Except for when you were so unpopular that your classmates gave everyone cards BUT you...
callinallretards
be the change you want to see int he world... send them out and wait.
sassycephalopod
I gave teenage mutant ninja turtle Valentine's cards to all my office mates
mnlp08
I remember i got everyone in 5th grade a Valentine card and the boy who no one liked said
mnlp08
“you didn’t get me one hu?” And i said no i did! Look, and i couldn’t find it... come summer break when i was moving
mnlp08
to a different house i found it under my bed i felt like shit. Cameron if you’re out there im sorry!!!
PotionofGirlfriend
I've been sending my friends cheesy Valentines all month. It's fun.
bluesun68
Now you can't bring one if you don't bring one for everyone
Bloodyvalentine549
I never received a single Valentine in my life until a kind imgurian got me one last year. This year? Back to none.
QuartzPigeon
username sort of checks out?
Bloodyvalentine549
Exactly!
Bwentos
Bought donuts and cupcakes for the folks at my work.
TacoPrime
My GF work did this. They had to make boxes and give out cards
girlpants
The imgur community could totally organise a secret valentine's system.
celestedrake
I still make all the people I meet my valentine. Brownies for all!
asdfgh12678
In 1st grade I got stabbed in the leg for Valentine’s Day.
goflyblind
ween8717
In 3rd grade a boy I liked told me that he wrote my card last because he liked me the least out of all the girls in our class. Little jerk.
twominutesforhighsticking
lol. And that kid probably crushed on you for ten years.
ween8717
As he should. I’m awesome. And understatedly pretty. And humble. ;D
readbannedbooks
Imgur should do a "Secret Valentine" like they do for Christmas.
Xenarion
Not at my school.
dooremouse
I only ever got one when the teacher made it mandatory. I was a lonely kid lol
Lamanch
Saaame
RightYouAreKen515
Don't get me started on the carnations in HS. Needless to say, never got one. Whomp, whomp.
Sapphyre2
I bought one for myself, one. Turned out I was the only one in my homeroom to get one. It was bad...
RightYouAreKen515
Did you try to lie and say it was from a secret admirer?
Sapphyre2
No. No one asked who it was from. That is why it was bad.
IVIornin
I never got a valentine in my life
amstrad
You an me both.
One8updude
Well, here's one for both IVlornin and Amstrad. Happy Valentines day!!
TheZompocalypse
Valentine's day isn't even supposed to be solely for couples. It's supposed to be love for anyone. Brotherly, sisterly, incestual, friendly.
Ragnarstark89
Don’t forget zoophily
Momi90
poorwhitetrash
My people agree with this.
BubbaRunski
It's supposed to sell chocolates and flowers.
nipplepanties
Reel it back there chief
mallerzkay
What was that middle one
strawsdogg
Laparoscopic?
Brucecori2
sisterly
mallerzkay
Oh okay. Yeah that makes sense.
lwbell851337
No, it's to commemorate the Valentine's massacre.
ebeats
Uhhhhh there is one out of those four that shouldn't be done..........unless you are in Alabama then it's all good.
MakeMeWannaShoop
One of these things is not like the other
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
One of these things is fun!
Some1OnceToldMe
Friendly?
mac821
Yeah. You don't fuck friends. That just ruins the friendship.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Amen
TortillaThaHun
Fucking friends doesn't always make things awkward. But it can make a lot of things very awkward.
Theiph
Are you kinkshaming me? Rude
BruteHoleForce
Did this for all single girls I worked with one year they loved it, the next year I got hit with harassment complaints from new hires 1/2
Isthisatest
NotABadLookingNarcissist
That's lame. Were any of them overtly offensive? Like "<3 Lemme put it in your booty hole <3"
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
Why are some people so awful. Those new hires should be “new fires” with attitudes like that. Keep being a good person!
ScientistFromSouth
Firing people who made sexual harassment claims is probably a good way to get sued even harder.
JelusiaHail
The claim was spurious at best. I'd fire the hell out of them if they're reporting for valentine's candy; don't bring unneeded stress here.
someguyonthissite
how the fuck do you know if the claim was "spurious at best". op provided literally no detail at all
pookieeatworld
Unless the complaints are found on numerous occasions to be frivolous and without merit...
somenerandom
While true, theirs is honestly a very shitty attitude to have and I would hate to work with people like that.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
People like that are just looking to start shit and write others up. Those are the bitches you always have to watch you back with.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
They make work-life miserable.Gotta watch your back and write down everything,until the time is right to be rid of them through the proper
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
Channels
BruteHoleForce
So be aware results may vary. 2/2
secondchance92
If someone named bruteholeforce tried to make me their Valentine, I would be scared too.
GoldenSun3DS
Did you try being hot or not ugly? The DLC is only $99.99
AnonOmis1000
Jesus Christ please tell me HR took your side.
drewerd15
Depends on if he got Valentine's cards and candy too.
nocturnaljunkie
How is a nice card handed out to everyone something you want to report to HR? Must have been bitter singletons...
was821
Might have gone better if you got one for everyone and not just the single woman
dancfontaine
Also maybe a bit creepy he knew which girls were single
upvoteswhendrunkorboredorwaitinginlineoravoidingresposibilities
If you work with a bunch of people, you usually figure out pretty fast what there names are and who’s married/single pretty fast 1/?
upvoteswhendrunkorboredorwaitinginlineoravoidingresposibilities
Unless you spend all your work hours hiding in a hole avoiding social contact and then you wouldn’t have to worry about this situation 2/?
ElbowDeepInACat
He said he did it for every girl that was single
RandoPositivityPilot
Pst the people down voting think you're dense because you noticed the comment used the singular form instead of plural. But I got you.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Some might be doing it because of username.
ElbowDeepInACat
Shit I didn’t even think of it like that. His comment now makes much more sense.