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Feb 14, 2016 2:27 AM
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AbyssalGigantism
People are gross.
adrianaisbananas
Ugh FINALLY i thought i would never get to see relatable period/vagina bubble memes! Sincerely!
SilentMic
How weird, you threw your panties at the wall, a wet heave, meanwhile, I dry-heaved
mysticpurp93
In the first one well all know what he means when he says "movies"
esquimal
Batteries for the camera? What year is this from?
Lamguin
Is the morning pee thing not the standard for when you don't have to be somewhere early? Just me? OK. I'll let myself out.
Zalomy
Everytime my sister farts she does that vaginal bubble thing and laughs about it. It is very off putting.
CommanderCaribou
women are fucking gross and I love it
bloobeduu
It was all going okay until the tampon and panties one. Fucking hell
atlaskennedy
"Pick of from where I left off"
DaMinah1337
Splat. Gonna make me wretch whenever I hear it
DrunkFlamingo
#equality
phoenixgrinder
the mailbox one kind of ruined it though
donkeymoney
Wow, the first one describes my Saturday to the "T".
checksandbalancesplease
I always love bachelorette frog posts
vStonie
Cum socks are the reason bachelor frogs have webbed toes
Solkanarmy
#2 just say 'last night' next time
alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright
WOO IM ON HERE! NO SHAME, YA FUCKS.
AndromedaNichole
Heh, vagina bubbles
ThePastySmasher23
Splat.
imyourhucklebery
6 times? what is this, amateur hour?
ShinyNickel
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY VAGINA BUBBLES.
sfr002
Why does OP have balls and a vagina?
therealguy01
It is a his/hers post. To honor Valentine's day.
Pizzaforeternity
Aahw <3
CrashDownZer0
For the record... O do that last one... Often...
GoffaKearsilv
Are we just going to ignore the "scratch sack with inside of pocket" one?
Montablac
youve never done sack ops?
elimasterofall
What is a sack ops?
Montablac
as a guy, scratching your balls in public without letting anyone see. usually through a hand in the pocket
Dvargar
SO much cringe
charliegrs
Funny how we think gross things are funny until we read about female gross things and now its too much
zeshoopuf
I have also noticed this. Guys are comfortable talking about their diarrhea, but someone mentions their heavy period flow and they're gone.
lowflyingbombs
I'm a guy and I'd much rather hear about the blood.
MajinCry
Hoo boy. Just discovered two new fetishes.
orangechocolate
mailbox used tampons and.... dirty toilet bowls I'm assuming.
Aedrabani
The internet is a magical place.
whathappensifichangethistext
Nomatter how perverted you are, theres a friend out there
Rivalyn
Which two?
camelroosterchickenteeth
Both of them.
invar
Splat and vagina bubbles?
Nandabun
r/grool
invar
They all need to hydrate, like, damn
MajinCry
Make that three. Three fetishes.
AmelieWithSpoon
I want so desperately to come up with a joke about a bloody tampon in a mailbox..
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Ummm, no post on Sunday, bloody Sunday?
AmelieWithSpoon
I mean that's ok
FrightenedBeaver
Im sure youll keep us posted
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Well, lets just say you don't want a job in the manufacturer's return department.
Poppele
"...straight from the female's box"? / "PMS? more like post-menstrual syndrome"? Sorry it's the best I can do with a bloody tampon post..
januaryonlakestreet
For some reason all I can think of is the old AOL voice saying "You've got mail!"
MadamPuddifoot
That's my Gmail alert sound. Lol
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minipancho94
honestly, rather they just drop that shit on the ground. at least then you can sweep it up with a broom.
MeganMeow
Yeah its alright to be disgusting in your own home but don't spread your filth to strangers, what the fuck.
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
Pretty sure that was the worst.
KatCatKittyKatCat
Ya the worst kind of person
caanglin
Time to burn the mailbox to the ground.
myhamsterissocute
I cringed. Couldn't it have waited till they got home?
orangechocolate
ahahaha am I the only one who laughed out loud?
Vizreki
If you do that, you're a bloody cunt.
JansonTheWalrus
Lol nice
AnyaJenkins
You've*
Vizreki
Wha
etherbunny41
I hope she put the flag up.
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MadamPuddifoot
You shouldn't be, that's fucking disgusting. What the Fuck is wrong with you?
unappropriate
I said I'm not proud. Like you never did shit as a teenager don't be a dick
MadamPuddifoot
I was never a fucking disgusting twatwaffle for no reason, actually.
Bhx1993
Which one?
whathappensifichangethistext
Used tampon in mailbox. Bet she didnt even put stamps on it.
TheRicM
Didn't put a sTAMPON it
whathappensifichangethistext
OMG. Shoulda seen that coming. LOL
Thoraxe123
if you like then you shoulda puta sTAMPON it whoa oh oh
brassmonkeys
I empty postboxes, I have found some god awful shit in them. Luckily no tampon yet =)
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brassmonkeys
Not enough to make an actual post. Just shit like johnnies, hypodermics, pizza, porno, glass, a dead bird ...I even found letters once lol.
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brassmonkeys
...talking dirty right now, but bills n shit =)