YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
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Oct 28, 2020 6:03 PM
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
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dudedude09
Look at that pouty little bitch face
boognish115
They’re the party that prizes religious affiliation over civil rights, and yeah, religion is well known to promote the rejection of facts.
LSUguy
Last night at dinner. Mom- "I can't argue with him about politics because I don't read like he does" Aunt- "I know you say things but then
LSUguy
He just comes at you with the truth!" I fucking lost it laughing
MerenKing
He is such a complete piece of shit.
thoushaltnotpass
And for the record, there are untrue left wing opinions/claims that get flagged everyday too. Fact checking is not partisan.
thoushaltnotpass
It's just unlucky for them that reality has a left-leaning bias, they might want to use this opportunity to revise their view of the world.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
lifeisadadjoke
He's got the exact same mouth as the Walter doll Jeff Dunham uses.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Just stay in your alternate reality dude
adr1an
IDK about you, but I'm fine with liberalism being perceived as the side that values facts. Also science. I don't see a problem with that.
YouCanTrustMeow
I'm a liberal and i didn't fact check this but isn't this him?
shweatyPIE
Just another trump skid mark.
CopyPasteProgrammer
Rick Scott has also asked language based discrimination to be introduced in skilled labor immigration reform.
Darkspire
Rick Scott can go jump in front of a bus. Total ballbag
isaidsomethingcool
kellyanne conway coining the phrase "alternative facts" arguably has done as much damage to America as "fake news"
Navrodel
"How dare they tell people that we're either lying to them or completely misinformed! It makes us look bad!"
jacquesmehoff
Fix news has pushed for the last 20 years to say that everyone’s opinion is valid even if the facts are contrary to that opinion
LAMovieDesign
Rudy G said that even if the Hunter Biden story is fabricated and full of lies, the American people still deserve to know. Fucking idiot.
kEMup
ThesePipesAreClean
I’m scared he will run for prez in 2024. (Florida man speaking)
SaItyEuropean
facts are true
laurenlena1
SaItyEuropean
that's a fact
icommentwithsteveharvey
Malzerhooni
Can’t tell if that look in his eyes is from being brainwashed or fear for his life if he doesn’t defend the Cheeto instead of speaking truth
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Just reporting the facts Eric. Your father and the rest of you are peices of shit.
RealTurdFerguson
Fact!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
My Algebra teacher must have been a liberal media group.
Dionysus187
"Reality has a liberal bias"
secretoaster
Jesus these fucking boomers, trying to kill of us before they die off
thatsbadmmkay
He is Skeletor without any of the redeeming qualities.
CoarseAndSalty
Reality has an increasingly Liberal Bias.
trippingthelightfantastic
Mysterious
FractalChainsaw
Man, Rick Scott really goes all-in on the facial expressions.
Whitehawk7564
I think we need some sauce for stuff like this
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
From today's "Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation", you can find the phrase on his own website.. /2
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
2/ .. https://www.rickscott.senate.gov/sen-rick-scott-commerce-committee-vote-subpoena-big-tech-ceos
Whitehawk7564
Appreciated
CiaranMcHale
@OP Do you have a source?
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
From today's "Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation", you can find the phrase on his own website.. /2
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
2/ .. https://www.rickscott.senate.gov/sen-rick-scott-commerce-committee-vote-subpoena-big-tech-ceos
CiaranMcHale
Thanks.
TonnerreCadien
Is everyone in the GOP a whiney little bitch?
AngeloSchilling
it's in the bylaws, yes
SadToSay
Generally people get to that mindset because they have either had or believed everything should be favorable to them
ButtBot9900
Yep!
Mou5e
LouisFfuhr
Yyyyuuuppppp !
Hatrax
Whiny little bitches who hate democracy and love authoritarian daddy figures.
Skywatcher16
there have not been any good republicans since eisenhower.
saosini
My party sucks, and there are too many retards in the US that refuse to vote them out. The party was founded on classical liberalism ideals.
Bigbolgnasandwich
Yeah they're cunts.
bekindtoanimals
Pretty much
Azlimekiller
Yes
appleporpoise
When a lifetime of entitlement is confronted, it feels like oppression since they've never been challenged
5NoteHalf
Yes. McCain was the last semi-decent man they had and he is dead.
JS87
Hell, Mitt Romney is questioning himself, that’s gotta be worth something.
IveGotRedOnMe
Didn't he vote to confirm Cohen?
5NoteHalf
That's the thing. MITT freaking ROMNEY is like "Maybe this Republican thing isn't working out..."
CaldariBob
Mitt Romney, vulture capitalist?
Goldenagecomics
Yes.
TheMadOnion
Yes
dank69
*astronaut meme* Always have been.
Rodenbeard
yes
CommanderShitFace
Yes. Toxic greedy America hating shit bags.
ilovethisdog
Nah, some are dumb-as-fuck shitstain limpdick cunts.
14pies
Top swearing
filben7
They whine when they win, they whine when they lose.
grailtemplar
Yes
GonzoEnthusiast
Yes
werrywerry
I've been away for a few weeks... and there seems to be waaaaay less negative comments. Have the Trumpturds finally stfu?
IveGotRedOnMe
Papa Putin is literally running out of money to pay them. Wars are expensive and now Azerbaijan is up to their shit again.
alsoAzrael
Hey, try to be understanding! They gotta appeal to republican voters, who are also whiny little bitches.
Avlaen
Yes.
LaffertyDanie1
They've thrown policy in the garbage and their only rallying cry is blame the left - Republican who voted Biden and never Trump
Malzerhooni
Thank you for not blindly following your chosen political party like so many idiots do.
godamnit
Can I ask a sincere, earnest question? What is the difference between Biden and a moderate republican? Besides social issues?
diesel01
Honestly not that much. Biden is very much in the mold of old-school Republicans (pre-Nixon.) GOP doubled down on an exclusionary model,
Malzerhooni
Late comment here. So many times I’ve tried to convince people that Biden is still a decent option for Republicans as he is about as
Malzerhooni
Republican as someone can get, but still be able to put a Democrat label on him. Whereas Trump is just using it to persuade the idiots
diesel01
especially in the last 20 years or so.
LaffertyDanie1
Yep was gonna say depends on timeframe of reference. I'd say one thing policywise would be taxes but otherwise not a whole lot.
thegelatoking
They’re also raging hypocrites and selfish pieces of shit
HighSpeedEscalator
Yes.
Zickezacke
Since John McCain died: Yes!
StellarJay77
Yes. Them calling liberals “snowflakes” has always been projection. *Insert astronaut “always has been” meme here*
MintyRage
The correct current term is snowflake.
Omnimorph2112
How do these people get elected? If its so obvious they're corrupt be have done seemingly illegal activities?
mikebFIU
Elections are a teams sport, popularity contest. Never any research, just vote your party every time.
Puvaradivi
Republicans are sheep who always choose the name followed by the letter R
monkofshadow
Racism
ActionJohnnie
Not that many people vote
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
shinagami091
Because they spread conspiracy theories making Dems look just as bad or worse so they feel justified in voting against themselves.
mrpotatodick
Gerrymandering, Voter Suppression, Citizens United.. just to name a few
The5lacker
That's what happens when you spend a literal half a century convincing people that not voting Republican sends you to hell.
rowdypup
Because party politics. My family wouldn’t vote Blue even if Jesus Christ himself was on the ticket.
Gerokeymaster
As a Floridian: it's literally just party-line voting. Had older relatives lose their retirement because of the s**t he did first term, /1
Gerokeymaster
get angry and complain about how bad he was and how he was running the state into the ground, then immediately vote for him again, /2
Gerokeymaster
because "at least he's a Republican".
MrNardtastic
Fuck thats so spot on and infuriating all at once.
NickRivieraMD
Because the way that you get endorsements and ads and political clout before getting elected is by greasing palms and doing favors.
NickRivieraMD
And the fastest, easiest way to do that is using other people's money.
Omnimorph2112
Is there no ethics committee in America? No caring about public opinion? These people never seem to get punished.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Friends in low places help
werrywerry
Right wing media distracts and misdirects the attention onto their perceived "enemies"
ilovedogknots
Yes
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Well the unethical people are the ones who write ethics laws and in state government there is usually such a partisan majority no one does
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
anything. Much like how the senate let Trump off when he was impeached. R's love their party more than their country too.
Omnimorph2112
Sounds like a truly depressing place to live where you see corruption on a daily basis like that. No wonder voter turnout is so low.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
This place is a dumpster fire honestly.
darksniperknight
darksniperknight
Some of my coworkers believe Biden will take away their guns.
ilovedogknots
He does want to ban “assault” weapons
SageOfDepth
Which people shouldn't have anyway. You don't fucking go hunting with those UNLESS you're hunting people.
ilovedogknots
“Assault” just means scary looking
FistfulOfAssholes
Yeah but you’ll never convince them of that. That arg is a non-starter. Fact is O didn’t take them, B won’t either.
CaptainCrayola
Or wild boar tbf. Those fuckers are something wild to hunt as pest animals.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
As a Floridian who had him as a governor, hes an absolute piece of shit and should be in prison.
Aliubi
Republicans claiming that fact checking shows liberal bias reminds me of Democrats 20 years ago claiming that voter ID laws were unfair 1/2
Aliubi
...to Democrats. And facts are eminently fair, you're just saying you can't win without lying profusely.
manymadmasks
Toss DiSatan in there while we’re at it. Left us to the wolves while playing the Pilate card. Wank stains, the lot of em.
MarySkadi
ThedarkPriestshaft
25 yrs in Miami myself, evil politicians are born in Texas but retire to Florida. Slavery is still legal in FL because Jeb and manual diaz
VoidGuardian
You could say this for about 80% of people in power right now. And a not insignificant number of civil servants, govern employees and police
FourLegsGood
Yes but you won't do anything to make that happen.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Sure bud, let me go personally arrest him. Are you serious...
FourLegsGood
You lack imagination. Reflect on that... Or continue whining on social media.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Sure thing champ.
Comet260
He's a fucking ghoul.
PimpinKen
luckily for him, he is a republican
FistfulOfAssholes
Fucking blows me away that registered Dems outnumber Reps and STILL this POS got gov’nr 2x and THEN SENATE. FUCK. Go vote, people! JESUS.
MrNardtastic
Its called gerrymandering. The republicans know this term very well. We should too.
Skywatcher16
*in the name of knowing how to recognize and squelch it
FistfulOfAssholes
I’m familiar with gerrymandering affect House Rep but I didn’t think it affected Gov or Senate?
MrNardtastic
If it affects one branch it affects all to some degree.
FistfulOfAssholes
Except both Senate and Governor are popular vote and districts don’t mean anything.