GrammaticalMisdirection
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Jul 1, 2017 2:23 AM
GrammaticalMisdirection
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Anna Kendrick stars in "The machine gun girl". Coming this winter.
NaloaC
Battlefield Vegas! Going there in 8 weeks time! Fuck yeah!
NZSheeps
Natasha Schweitzer http://www.machinegunamerica.com/meet-our-chief-range-safety-officer/
PopeyeTheSailor
Maybe it is the flames, you could try setting yourself on fire.
Oh4FukSakes
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Karpuze
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdtneUc4fxI
DavidCowie
If you volunteer to be the target she would look at you that way
duckbutt1234567101
That stand is not strong enough to hold all that recoil
NachoPete
Shooting you might make her happy.
KroniK907
Anyone have a DREDD gif?
mydadcoulddoanything
Dillon Aero?
Morkboosic
That's about 3 months of your paycheck being shot right there
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azgrak
Can confirm firing one of these is huge fun. Machine gun shoot to fund a fire dept. 1.00 a round 100 rounds gone in less than a second.
FrozenFoodGuy
That's a creative and fun way to host a fundraiser!
JamesBeapukin
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon (as can be seen here).
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
She can handle my minigun any day, np.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
That must be fun as shit.
NeverWantedToButHereWeAre
Good vibrations.
soMuchHappy
Ammo would be like thousands of bucks per minute. Worth it
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Give her a strap on
BeatenBearface
chonitas
ChaseThePyro
That's how you lose fingers.
ClassyDcauseIlikesitclassy
What movie is this from?
jackattackkk
Looks like Kenny Powers...
FilthyRaider
Well that thing can fire three thousand rounds a minute. Us? One in 30 seconds?
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
More like a couple million each shot, but mostly 'blanks' tho.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Well, she's firing dummy rounds
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Training rounds* my bad
PhloydPhan
Maybe if your armament was as impressive as the minigun...
Shoutrr
amazingly, having a minipenis that shoot its load really fast doesn't seem to be tempting
PresidentialRoboHobo
Well it unloads pretty quickly, does that count?
Itwasmyname
Can you make it spin?
Howtogrowwood
It cost $400000 to fire this weapon, foe twelve seconds
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Howtogrowwood
The saying is from the 'meet the heavy' skit for the game team fortress 2. The heavy uses a mini gun
MikeyThePikey
Ahhh.. I only played it for a few months. I know it's gotten huge since then though.
Drabulous
Who touched Sasha?!
Steelwhip
well if you made her feel the way that mini gun feels she might.....
skorpz
Instructions not clear, stuck with bullets in my dick
Zokathra
You are supposed to shoot them down your urethra.
livingcheeseburger
OohDaLolly
Well, I can shoot faster than that gun, surely that counts for something.
ToasterPP
nofunatparties
Empower yo girl before I collect yo girl
Fairdinkums
I don't you can get that feeling from another human being. Only bigger mini guns
Diego2Fuego
It won't be a minigun but is a gau 8 ok?
SwarzeTrauer
BRRRRRRT
IamTheBaron
1000 ... 2000 ... $3000 burnt in ammo
McSwansonDingleBalls
Small price for the utopia we are creating
IamTheBaron
but totally worth it
Prinzka
Probably not that much since she's shooting blanks.
VigorousButtstuff
It happens to us all as we get older.
ApolloAdama
Can we get a cost breakdown? Why does it cost so much?
Trunkmonkay
50ish cent a round for 7.62x51, times 2k-4k RPM. do the math. Shes shooting mil blanks so its not as expensive as the real deal.
HackergirlMio
It costs $400,000 to fire this gun... for 12 seconds
LerryV2
4000 RPM / 60 sec = 67 RPS. 67 RPS x 12 secs = 804 rounds fired for 12 seconds. Ammo cost $0.75 so it would cost $603. Since that is plastic
LerryV2
cased training ammo its more like $0.20 a round. So closer to $161
argon328
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!
Courier87
WHO TOUCHED SASHA!!
ImRelevent
There are some... who think they can outsmart me. Maybe... *sniff* maybe... I have yet to find one that can outsmart boollet.
Spiralhaze
Aaaaah!!! Waaaaaaah!!! Cry some more!!
MikeyThePikey
Fire's 2k-6k rounds/minute. Even at 6k 12 seconds is 1200 rounds. No 7.62x51 is $333 per round. You're probably thinking of the A10 Gau-8
Evilgerman3000
Gau 8 20$ a round holds 1150 rounds nope.
HappyJello
$333 per round sounds insanely expensive
namiasdf
Look at how uch money goes into things that destroy infrastructure. Healthcare isn't ruining the budget.
LerryV2
Most are set to run at 4000 rpm as thats the best rate of fire / reliability setting. After all 67 rps is fast enough for most things.
gaidinbdj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbEKyj_pCs
Dmitrous
It's a reference to Team Fortress 2, out of the "Meet the Heavy' video.
MikeyThePikey
I only played it for a few months when it came out. There are better games to spend my time on.
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StephNugs
It's a game. Get off your high horse.
tex81024
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... (1)
tex81024
For twelve seconds.
kuriosly
Why is .308 now $200 a round?
clid3r
Looks like an M134 GE electric mini gun shooting 7.62... it isn't the damn A-10 like someone said.
tex81024
I'm quoting meet the heavy, a short from TF2 in which the character uses a minigun as his primary weapon