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Placed it in a jar and relabeled it. Hopefully this will deter them.
Feb 7, 2019 2:38 PM
RnEj
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Placed it in a jar and relabeled it. Hopefully this will deter them.
imyourrealdad
Can you please post the image file you used for the label? I'd love to make my own jar.
mburicao
mrjazzwant
Thanks for wasting seconds of my life for rotating it slow as hell. Wasn't even fluid.
dhorner8010
100% aids filled sperm donor specimen
JoggingWithForks
Just put laxative in it. You'll find the person responsible in no time.
EnderPanda13
Just label it breast milk xD
splud
Clearly you don't know how many creeps are in this world
FlootDoozle
Badger milk!
joechristo
Worst reveal ever,
Rufinator
Had someone stealing my water bottles before... it stopped after I replaced the water with white vinegar.
BeatenBearface
mikeatike
I like the nutrition information label.
Tarlon
InameAsOne
You're a better soul than me. I just filled mine with salt and left it at my desk for two days. Haven't had an issue since.
GreenNotTheColor
MichaelBgB
GreenNotTheColor
GreenNotTheColor
sorry @zampanClicker i had to make a level two meme for when two people use both your memes.
summershank
DiabloGrandeArts
I laughed. Thank you
slipmagt
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ProfessorChaos
It’s all about that slow reveal Morty. Reeeeally gets their dicks hard.
RnEj
I couldn’t get it to all fit in the frame. But I agree with you. Apologies.
slipmagt
I made this comment purely in an attempt for points and not at all as a criticism towards you. @RnEj
RnEj
But it was spot on. Here’s another point.
StatmanIbrahimovic
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dumbinsults
Did someone say possum milk?
whatintarnation9
Lol. You could have just labeled it breast milk and they would have left it alone.
lostwalllet
breast milk works well, too. keep 'em guessing.
doihearanamen
Semen? This is how you do it.
HotsauceIsLethal
Should have gone with Pure Cambodian Breast Milk.
GnomeMode
If women's breastmilk isn't safe, your label ain't gonna do it
Harryteeters
*opossum
RnEj
I’m an Appalachian, please forgive.
dointime
Anyone that would eat any part of that animal, or drink any fluid that came from it's body, would never call it an opossum. Just sayin'.
McGiggleByte
I freaking love Possums.
x0rawr0x
I thought of you when I saw this on FP!!
McGiggleByte
The fact that you now have something that reminds you of little ol me makes my life so much better. You are the best!
julianfoool
I steal my coworkers creamer since I get there before her. Plus I live with her so she better not say shit!
SweetMystique
I use breastmilk storage bottles. Labelled with what boob it came from.
Valgree
Just secretly replace it with salty ass watered down sour cream one day. Much more satisfying result if they are oblivious enough.
quodrisu
I'd label mine: 100% milk from a male cow.
Chickenbutt69
Is... That not what we do?
poorwhitetrash
That’s a bunch of bull.
OlderWiser
I'd bet 50% of people wouldn't get it.
Perkunas687
That stuff works! My uncle lived on a farm and he would have me drink it at breakfast during the summers so I'd grow up big and strong.
MrChurch
Your uncle, huh? Are you sure it was bull milk? How close were you to this uncle?
Perkunas687
Very close! We'd go 'camping' in his bed because I was afraid of the dark.
PersonalityFire
https://imgur.com/Ji7pQ7j
quodrisu
THANK YOU!
Tonberryc
"100% Pure Gluten Extract"
AnonOmis1000
Careful. That might encourage someone to use it.
Taishosama
100% bull milk, fresh.
Perkunas687
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
buzzl1ght
You're not going to fool me again, that's not milk its yoghurt.
quodrisu
Terry loves yoghurt!
Klingon00
MelfsAcidArrow
Darkest timeline
youwouldntdownloadaturd
VInTheSkyWithElephants
I feel like it’s too obvious of a joke. I’d know it’s not possum milk. “Breast milk” would work though
LeadLavaLamp
Tried it, not deterred... Possibly encouraged
TeamRobot
Is coffee creamer, milk?
Lulabel73
Oh god I just looked at the ingredients. It’s basically syrup and vegetable fat. 2 of the worst things to consume.
Spleadal
Keep trying
Snotty128
Seems a legit question. I don’t know what coffee creamer is either
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's fake "cream" to put in coffee. I don't understand it, personally, because you can just buy real cream instead.
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InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Maybe so, I haven't really kept up. CoffeeMate, the original, was fake and I found it so gross. We just buy our own flavourings and add /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
them in when we feel like it. Then you don't get all the extra sugar, too. We've got mint, vanilla, almond and orange. /2
Navrodel
It's heavy cream - milk mixed with butter - often with other sweeteners or flavors.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Aren't most made with vegetable imitation cream?
Navrodel
A lot of the ones that don't need to be refrigerated, yes. Depends on the type you get.
beaudano
then the true prank is to put in a real jar of it to spite you
gerardMajax
laxative, full it with enough laxative that he gets the message in his pants
hydrocarbon82
Some people have been fired over this, and I don't mean the thief. Insane but true.
Pinxed
You're setting a trap with intent to harm. They have legal grounds to sue. The employer would also be burdened with liability.
gerardMajax
OR that you are actually constipated and someone stole your medecine, if hr fucks with you, can ask if they want physical proof?
gerardMajax
you can even put a "please do not touch; for personal use only" warning label, it might even cover legal ground
ixelyth
What if the guy gets explosive diarrhea and blows his ass out?
57Chlover
Then karma's a bitch