We'll Start The Bidding At $500

Sep 2, 2016 7:17 PM

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Millennials want something with a screen that's why.. Way more useful than a shiny rock

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the De Beers Group lost the monopoly and consequently stopped brainwashing people to buy diamonds.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCK YOU I WONT BUY WHAT YOU TELL ME

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're rocks that can be made cheaply in a lab but there's a whole monstrous industry built on us buying rocks from child labourers

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't be the only one who sees this as a good thing. Diamonds were bullshit to begin with. Good show, millennials!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WOAH MAN! THREE DOLLARS!? you can buy like 4 or 5 cups of noodles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have about tree fiddy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because fuck diamonds. Here are 7 reasons why. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1720870

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

fuck you i own at leats a dosen of diamond plates for cutting steel and inox

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Saw the thumbnail. Thought it was salt. "How'd they get that big salt?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Salt can be that big. Won't fit in your salt shaker, but it can be that big.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry to be poor and afraid of my futur while living in the middle of an economical crysis since i began to work. Must suck to sell diamonds

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got about tree fiddy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read all the comments waiting for a three fiddy joke

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because some of us reject that specific form of materialism?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not since the accident.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're one of the most common and most overpriced rocks in the world.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a millennial with plenty of money, and I have no interest in fucking rocks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wear them, you don't fuck them

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps we have figured out that Diamonds are a scam. False scarcity to drive up prices of items that can never be resold for good value.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 5 on it. - Luniz, Probably

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

luniz definitely, yo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe because that's quartzite you're holding?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because the diamond industry is a complete scam.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Diamonds to do what?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Diamond stuff (in this sense diamond is a verb)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We could make tools out of them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we do already (mostly artificial diamonds) but I do not see what a millennial will do with a diamond

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wear them. That's about it. They're good for tools and jewelry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"good"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you guys didn't even get started when a "Tiffany" engagement ring is requested, that's even more marked up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see your 3 and bid 3.49.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imma need at least tree fiddy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally! I can't believe people passed up the @op s joke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also because diamonds are quite worthless items.

10 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 5

Aren't they also recurred with extreme cruelty ? Or did they get rid that yet I don't watch the news

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're a woman that doesn't have to pay for it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when you can just buy some moissanite.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the chairman of De Beers was quoted as saying "diamonds are intrinsically worthless"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smh that's not what the Jeweler said and I know he didn't lie. U must be wrong. Right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming that you're referring to the fact that the diamond market is a scam

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm a stonemason. They're pretty handy for cutting stone.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean this ring is way cooler (and cheaper) than a normal diamond wedding ring. https://imgur.com/YLJX5nK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe in some 3rd country you can trade those diamond earrings but not in America.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They aren't rare at all their supply was just heavily controlled

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Exactly, it's a fabricated market.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it still is

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Always will be, long as ppl are buying em. I hate myself for succumbing to pressures and buying my wife a diamond engagement ring."For her"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend has forbidden me from buying her diamond or emerald jewelry (emeralds due to a bad ex)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I specifically told my husband not to get me a diamond engagement ring. I wear a $10 ring from JCPenney as a wedding band now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've actually been through a few rings for me. My engagement ring stabs our fingers when we hold hands, then I got a tungsten ring and

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turned out to be allergic. But that's the thing-life is unpredictable, why waste thousands on a worthless gemstone on an impractical ring?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't they good for some drills and precision cutting tools? (not that this warrants the high cost.)

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Industrial diamonds are dirt cheap

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Industrial applications are cheap as hell and if you ask me that's the only application in which a diamond is worth a damn

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They are just dense, shiny rocks after all.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah we can make them, pluss they lose like 75% of the value if you try to sell it back to a store

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

What number divorce are you on?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

im 20, i just have a habit of amassing random info

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So would you know about how much money my holographic charizard card is?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what set was it part of an what grade is it

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's why diamonds are forever

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Exact reason

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not wrong

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta say its getting insane what is blamed on millennials, next global warming and war in the middle east will be our fault.

10 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 3

any comment about millennials is better with the "Millennial to snake people" google thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 years from now it will be our fault

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you're taking responsibility for those then? Cool!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

MUST... """DESTROY""" ART WORLD!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a Gen-X'er I can say it is your fault. You're supposed to be opposing the Baby Boomers, not living with them... Losers...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Harambe was still alive before the millennials...

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

Pretty sure Harambe was a millennial.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

My point stands.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Dick out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

millennials caused 9/11 and bombed pearl harbor!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, as a 16 year old on 9/11, I probably did do it and I definitely bombed Pearl Harbor. You know how teenagers are.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

then do you admit to assassinating Tzar Alexander II and raiding Constantinople as well?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woah, hold on, that was definitely those GenXers. Don't blame that shit on us.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0