I have rewatched this video so many times. One comment I read a while back mentioned the Assassin's Creed games from the hood up and hand over the mouth to silence part. Classic.
I dated a guy in uni who wanted me to literally kick him in the testicles. I did it two times. He crumpled to the ground and retched for like 20mins. It's not for me.
Met a guy in Vegas who charged people $20 to kick him in the balls. I talked all but one of my friends out of it, but when he took the shot, the dude didn't flinch. Said he'd done it so many times he couldn't feel down there anymore. Weird fucking city.
Huh. Yeah, y'know, people can do what they like with their bodies, but that guy probably oughta read up on CBT safety. And maybe look for partners in places where one might find a partner who's into dealing out serious pain, since that's not a super common interest.
It was from some Hollywood awards ceremony. The host made a mention of Spider-Man and the camera cut to Andrew Garfield, who is the least liked of the 3, and he brilliantly made it uncomfortable for everyone...
zortroz
Iaimtomisbehave
stonecoldstevebuschemi
RowanUnderwood
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Can you spot the sadist in this picture ?
lewaq
I was not expecting that
PrudentJourneyman
This kills the nuts
dizzyturtle
Zixtank
Comitment to the bit. Respect.
redundancy
TheRicM
OhIfIMust
graffglobal9
3rdoption
Greymalum
zafner
I mean, I'd let her do that to me
MioTaalas
hokka4
Shades of Anthony Jeselnik in misdirection!
UserNamesArentEasy
shameofslate
CrisprCAS
That's nuts
OhIfIMust
laner7112000
NarratesTheDarkerStory
You have no idea. That dude is a freak in the sheets.
mikeatike
N.V.T.S. nuts
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
I once spilled a jar of glitter on my lap.
It was pretty nuts.
cannibl4
I’m stealing this…⬆️
Fishkeeper
Take my reluctant upvote and get the hell out.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Funnier the other way around.
ReconditeEidolon
I didn't even look, as soon as she started walking down the hall the second time I winced and scrolled down.
katiron29127001
Yea right
MrKNRJ
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
WuProgress
MutteringMisanthrope
shameofslate
It works on so many levels!
OhIfIMust
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
IS THIS THE FUTURE LUBERALS WANT
Fishkeeper
yeah pretty much
Tarmaccian
With consent? Sure.
jimhotep
Yes, goddamned it!
AllAnusMorissette
Sylventhe
I think this is what happens when you sneak up behind your wife without being seen and press the "X" button.
corpofilth
If this was an Olympic sport that would be the world’s first platinum medal
Circe007
At first I hated that video, then I heard her laughing and sorta moaning... +1
steelundecided
I have rewatched this video so many times. One comment I read a while back mentioned the Assassin's Creed games from the hood up and hand over the mouth to silence part. Classic.
MechaNinja
I mean, they're clearly a couple. She knew well before this occurred that he does things like this.
PocketCleric
I wish MY wife hit my ass like that
4vie
... Do you slap her arse? Establish a program of tit for tat? ... Or I guess arse for arse?
IdiotSavantTinker
Slap for slap?
4vie
Or that?
Fishkeeper
Could always request it.
PocketCleric
Sadly I do, often
Teaelf
Have you tried bribes with chocolate?
CyrilConnolly
powwerbottom
"Richie's a freeaaak, Richie's a freeeak" 🎶
JustMe4455
So it worked
Conejito
"yes it DID!" - nin
MrBismarck
I'm a member of that club.
TakuanSoho
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
OMG, I’m so turned on right now. Lol. XD I’m also sapiosexual, so that’s a factor, lol.
CyrilConnolly
Aaronyuri
Thank you for sharing
LZorro
Some guys pay extra for that.
IRCBrink
Snow44444
Zeplin
Theres a bar in Tokyo dedicated to buff women slapping men.
cactuskid1956
I'd pay extra for her.
stayingalive4life
Badgerbadgerson3
theuberzer
Yoink
hannahbutnotreally
I dated a guy in uni who wanted me to literally kick him in the testicles. I did it two times. He crumpled to the ground and retched for like 20mins. It's not for me.
hannahbutnotreally
I'm not here to kink shame, just be careful out there, boys. You can really hurt yourselves 💕
ThisNumberHasAName
Met a guy in Vegas who charged people $20 to kick him in the balls. I talked all but one of my friends out of it, but when he took the shot, the dude didn't flinch. Said he'd done it so many times he couldn't feel down there anymore. Weird fucking city.
Fishkeeper
...is that the result he was expecting, or ?
hannahbutnotreally
It was.
Fishkeeper
Huh. Yeah, y'know, people can do what they like with their bodies, but that guy probably oughta read up on CBT safety. And maybe look for partners in places where one might find a partner who's into dealing out serious pain, since that's not a super common interest.
hannahbutnotreally
Who knows where he is now. This was nearly 20yrs ago.
MelodyLightfoot
What was the context for that gif?
DeanGulberri1
It was from some Hollywood awards ceremony. The host made a mention of Spider-Man and the camera cut to Andrew Garfield, who is the least liked of the 3, and he brilliantly made it uncomfortable for everyone...
MelodyLightfoot
Aww, I thought he was a good spooderman though. Just not an amazing Peter Parker.
hannahbutnotreally
Dunno