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Hard to argue
Jun 10, 2016 10:15 PM
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PandoraExpress
I want one.
ORCNOTPORK
Honestly we just need another Teddy Roosevelt...
EveryonesRaping
correction - they both suck.
alexcoldt
I'm just gonna write my own name. I honestly think i could do a better job.
IAmBait
Easy to argue. The largest decision this year isn't even in our country. It is Brexit. Also presidents don't impact you at all really.
MarkedMature
Except Hilary according to Billy Blowjob.
MaribelCamino
Chawzilla
https://imgur.com/hye1NFl.gif
Phixik
Disagree, Gary Johnson, #Feelthejohnson
terribletech
http://imgur.com/edv0qIv
DarkNinja2462
Whenever people call something edgy here, they claim it's from children.
runningawaynow
I love it
Stranger69Danger
mysteryghost
Nuclear self destruction 2017.
hawkeye23
I never thought I would vote for a stoner for President. But I really never thought my parents would vote for a pot head POTUS. Johnson 2016
watsisface1
OP, you moist owl!
HelloMyNameIsHuman
Kill all humans! Vote Bender 2016
kepler20c
Kill all. Vote Cthulhu, always.
HelloMyNameIsHuman
Cthulhu?
imrickgrimesbeeuutch
FluffySalamandr
Vermin Supreme 2016
ganyion115
This is truth!
moarphysics
Gary motherfucking Johnson motherfucker!
jchang19
Gary Johnson guys
MtnDorito
Themurloc
Replying to find this gif again later (currently on mobile)
richster841
Moist owl!
smeefy
is it too late to vote for mitt romney?
MikeAracter
I'd rather vote for Dan Quayle at this point.
H0rndog
Greetings from the future. You and Gwen Stefani was right. This shit IS bananas
AlphaNate
who am I voting for?
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FishinMission
Seems like its time to Check Your Johnson: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheckYourJohnson/
TheDirectionsWerentClearEnough
septillion
whom
FleeingSafe
Remember you always have another option. Cthulhu 2016
BallsackHippo
Deeznuts
Virtuoso
What kind of person would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Aside from the average voter. - Pratchett
mcherpsy
#FeelTheJohnson
scottheduck
We're at 12 percent! 15 to get into the debates with Hillary and Trump. I have a sense the rules will get changed between now and October.
scottheduck
scottheduck
22 percent with Independents, only 10 points from Trump and actually 2 points ahead of HRC.
CaptainArminius
...is never gonna win. This is a race between Trump and Clinton.
StillNotYouTube
Not really a good reason to not vote for someone.
Begotten
doomed like it was when carter was elected, when reagan was elected, when gwb was elected, when obama was elected, etc etc.
ItsAllAnElaborateHoax
It's a long con, Rome didn't fall in a day.
ecodude
Like i said before, we have two truly dangerous people who lead a huge country in a time when icbms and nukes are in many countries.
Begotten
the spread of nuclear weapons has actually made the world safer and more secure. 0 world wars since entering the nuclear age.
ARandomHelljumper
On the other hand, trying to control them has already almost sparked conflicts with Iran and North Korea, and has with India and Pakistan.
Begotten
we've never really been close to war with iran or north korea. and india/pakistan is a good example of nukes keeping peace.
Shinotsa
Exactly. The problem isn't that the country is doomed, it's that this primary has shown us that the primary system is broken
thehammerismypenis
And we'll forget that by 2020
Shinotsa
Yup! Out of sight, out of mind.
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
If trump gets elected, im not sure we will forget so quick
MetalSkeletal
I think Bernie was your only good candidate. I'm Aussie, and from over here he looked like the guy every western liberal country needs.
zPapa
Why though?
DirkBoogagoo
Half of us are basically retarted
SkeletonHitler
From tarts we begin, and to tarts we end
YungAdolf
I certainly didn't want him, but I haven't wanted any of the candidates so there's that. Rip
v3rmilion
Yeah but it's so much cooler to say everyone is terrible right
CorwinMacGregor
we're not liberal, and we're especially neither a country nor western. :p
Begotten
we can't afford the things he wants. our population/demographic situation is very unique compared to other "western liberal" countries
Shinotsa
I'm not sure how our population can be so different from, say, Canada. We can afford these systems and they have better outcomes than ours
Nicholasdrew91
You do realize it's not costing citizens anything right?
Begotten
i...you...is...are you kidding or no?
Nicholasdrew91
Everything that Sanders wants to implicate will come from taxing large corporations and banks on the amount they're supposed be paying.
SirusKing
America isn't liberal at all, its reasonably right wing, especially compared to all of europe.
spacerocks
..."reasonably"
BenSpacey
not all of europe, not at all, plenty of right wingers round here
MetalSkeletal
USA is a Liberal Democratic political system.
SirusKing
Doesn't make it liberal.
SirusKing
Doesn't make it liberal.
Quarantine000
But we're left wing compared to anything in history not from the last hundred years.
iamdanman
The government is right wing, look at the polling, we're a liberal country.
SirusKing
Looking at polling, with hillary being the strongest democrat, and trump being the only republican, yes, the US public is right wing.
cyno01
Regan would be too liberal to get the Democratic nomination nowadays.
Nccoffee
Sadly this is true
TheCaprican72
I'm curious why sadly?
Nccoffee
The fact that we miss out on universal healthcare and education for one, those have a pretty positive impact on society.
catpr0m
I would say America is progressive overall, but we are still primarily Conservative. I hate to say it, but I think Trump will win 2016. :(
SpongebobReferences
Although trump is an asshole, I think he wouldn't screw up as badly as Hillary would
catpr0m
I don't really know enough, but I'm worried Trump will screw up international relations. Hil sucks but at least she kisses ass.
SpongebobReferences
Lol, what international relations? Our allies don't trust us and we have more enemies than ever. I get your point though
catpr0m
To clarify, I don't want Hillary either. Fuck this election so hard.
cantseeyou
Bernie was not right for America. Only the people under age 25 want a socialist president. The rest of us don't want to pay their loans.
Nicholasdrew91
FDR is considered one of the greatest presidents, he got us out of the great depression and term limits were made because of him.
Squishyflap
As someone with 90k in student loans, those are my responsibility and not yours. I chose to get them, now I have to be responsible.
bamcockseverywhere
What if society gets more than $90k in utility above and beyond the utility that was paid for by your salary? Like a rural clinic doctor
Shinotsa
Well everyone would benefit from the nationalized healthcare, and the student loans are an investment by the country, not a total loss.
cantseeyou
We have the ACA but it is unsustainable because people under 25 don't sign up and help pay for it. Or they stay on their parents insurance
Shinotsa
ACA is run by insurance companies, and is thus not at all Nationalized. It just makes more people have to pay for insurance.
Mimsey
But way to prove that Americans are uneducated idiots that deserve to face annihilation under a Trump presidency.
MrPink1
Eh, trump would just be a lame duck president who couldn't get anything done for four years. People overestimate the presidents power.
cantseeyou
True and it would finally force congress to work together
Nicholasdrew91
He was also a democratic socialist. In fact many things about this country are socialist ideologies.
cantseeyou
Due to too many progressive presidents
Nicholasdrew91
Almost any president you is going to be considered progressive. Times were changing rapidly and they had to do the same with the country.
G1ngerBoy
Under 25 here and my opinion is anyone willing to vote for him needs a free class on economics
Mimsey
Go read how he planned to pay for college tuitions with a 0.5% tax on Wall Street speculation. How he planned to end NAFTA, etc.
Mimsey
We're falling behind. And it's because of Reaganomics and similar backwards policies. And people like you fight to keep it that way.
aaront50
Reaganomics did what it was supposed to do in its time. It is now out dated, yes. SS needs to go, it is out dated as well.
Mimsey
Reaganomics destroyed the middle class and empowered the rich even more. That's the opposite of its explicit purpose.
Mimsey
Read how he had the best budget outcome of any candidate AND did it while driving massive job creation, by using MODERN economics.
Mimsey
And you need one on reading comprehension. Go read his platform. Go see that he proposed no new taxes on the bottom 80% of Americans.
bamcockseverywhere
Well technically single payer is a tax but we'd eliminate health insurance payments in all corporate and family budgets so even trade IMO
Mimsey
Yeah, costs go up, but savings go up more for everyone but the top 1-2% iirc. The cutoff was like $248k/year income.
CodeWarrior
Well over 25 here, and I have had a not-free class on economics. I will still vote for Bernie if he goes independant.
Mimsey
Because American Republicans and Libertarians are still clinging on to 100 year old models that don't function today.
aaront50
Bullshit.
Mimsey
He was a Social Democrat, not a Socialist. And the loan payment was from a 0.5% tax on Wall Street speculation. Not you.
WayneSLuther
Plot twist, previous comment was from a person working on Wall Street. But honestly, we had to pay our own loans any do they get the way out
HellaDonkeys
I'm just guessing here but your loans were probably significantly less than theirs, and you probably got a well paying job right away.
cantseeyou
If you have a 401(k) or a mortgage or an auto loan that fee would trickle down to you. The whole country would pay for your loan
Mimsey
Yes, because we all know costs trickle down, but profits only trickle up. The wealthy have proven that over and over in recent decades.
Mimsey
A 0.5% tax would be tiny. Meanwhile $6k of the average yearly income is paid towards subsidies for banks, oil, and farmers.
JustTheMostLiberal
So when it's repaying a loan the tax can cover everyone's tuition but it's too tiny for Wall Street to notice? I'm not buying it.
CaptainArminius
I've never wanted him as president, and I'm under 25. The idiots only need to learn the history of communism to see its flaws, and failure.
Nicholasdrew91
That's hilarious because you clearly don't know what communism is.
CaptainArminius
Then I guess Russia, China, North Korea, Vietnam, etc. aren't communist, or have ever been.
Nicholasdrew91
Well of course they are but how in the world is Sanders considered a communist?
Shinotsa
Communism isn't even related to him man. That's a system of government, not an economic system. Sounds like you need the class
SpongebobReferences
There is political communism and economic communism. Sounds like you need "the class"
Shinotsa
Neither of which are what Bernie advocates, as economic communism still puts /most/ of business in the hands of the government
bamcockseverywhere
Also Marxism is a proposal for a state economic system the same way A Modest Proposal was a treatise on improving Irish food infrastructure
Shinotsa
*slow clap*
CaptainArminius
He ran as a communist. Communism controls everything. Political, cultural, and economic.
Shinotsa
He ran as a democratic socialist.
PSIhateyou
I'm gonna need ONE source that says he ever said that. Why do you make up lies?