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imthejuggernautbeotch
If you bring up religion, you're gonna have a bad time
MMcCollum21
Charge your battery
DaddyMcMuffin
Sexism: a beloved society staple since AD 223.
lethargically
20%? Charge your phone!
BaconWhore
MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA
kraktos
You can't out-Troll an atheist
Random42
You do have a good point there:
gandalfv314159
in english: shut up you stupid bitch
Landkamer
Shhh! Men are talking!
VforVagina
I was always taught never discuss religion, politics and other people's wives
VenomousD
An Atheist's greatest tool in a religious argument is the bible.
heyiorderedacheeseburger
How come everyone with an iPhone never knows when to charge it?
AndPOPGoesHerCherry
Take that one to bible camp, Bitch!
From 5 upvotes to -2...Somedays, Imgur. Somedays...
killwindow
Worship him who made hurricanes, cancer and flesh-easting bacteria.
mooglerae
Spaghetti monster! For those who don't know, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
reallygood
Man, charge your battery. The red bar upsets me.
latenightBBQ
low battery
dbbe
Is that an atheist quote?
SomethingThatRhymesWithGatorade
20% battery. PLUG DAT SHIT IN
rykeral
7 years later, stoned off my mind, I see your post. To my amazement, I had 20% on my phone.
Otternonsense
Ignorance begets ignorance and hate is just an illness. The cure is showing real love for one another
RonMexicoSwanson
Let's argue religion, and divide ourselves into two diametrically opposed groups. Then we'll discuss politics. 4 groups yelled a lot, fin.
Insomniacbable
When in doubt look to the bible.... not exactly what I had in mind but not bad
ativan
Internet argument about religion = least productive conversation ever.
weesmithy
I DISAGREE AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! (Yes, I'm joking. :)
ProphetTenebrae
The REASON no one likes discussions about politics or religion is for this precise reason. Mostly, people just get irritated at dogmatism.
CitizenDickbag
I actually got a message from someone I argued with that I had deeply shaken his faith by proving the forgeries in John. So yeah.
drzaious
If you look at the bigger picture its people informing and educating those who refuse to move forward with society.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I disagree! Your move.
Jacolini
Unless you're into pissing off people, then works pretty well for you.
CocktailGaming
Well browsing imgur isn't very productive, but here we are.
Baggle
Browsing Imgur is FAR more productive! You heathen!
ishallclickonyournameandupvoteallofyourpastposts
If you believe in an afterlife, I'm pretty sure you'd be better rewarded for going out and doing good in the world rather than This.
I get wanting to spread "salvation" but there comes a point where you're throwing rocks at a mountain hoping it'll turn into a unicorn.
Shut up and go be the freaking unicorn and go make people happy!!
twostepsfromlost
Religion = most productive killer ever.
thedevil
very nice, although i have had long debates about whether religion or greed wins that contest. We usually settle on a combination (crusades)
bryank21
Dark Ages
Pyrohawk
While I'm no huge fan of religion.... It's only became a productivity killer in recent years. It's basically how civilization happened.
The crusades?
*Religious Argument = Most productive intelligent conversation killer ever.
youmakemelaugh
i didn't upvote you, but only because you were at 666 and i thought it was ironic
Bruhthulu
Internet arguing is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.
Thecowgoesrawr
Haha nice
xetric
Odin and his 2 brothers, created the heavens out of ymir (the ice gianst)'s skull his body is the earth and his blood is our ocean!!
AllMikszdUp
As a flying spaghetti monster, what do I care what you think?
lookatthepicnothere
That noodly appendage. *shiver*
jweenypwee
No Imgur! No! We all agreed! No religious stuff!
secularink
http://imgur.com/V1QXE
Battlepanda911
But i love when lemmings get their asses told.
Which lemmings? You mean the lemmings who stereotype Atheists? Or the Lemmings who stereotype Christians?
Both, people should think for themselves.
Katosen
How about nobody gets religious freedom.
Iamsonewatthis
You're right, shut will get fugly
bjevilcat2
Look, I believe in religion. But I don't push it in other people's faces...
Truth. It's not like we couldn't find it.
LewBear87
Double negative, tricky.
AdventureTimeFinn
As an atheist, thank you. It's really appreciated when we're not attacked for what we believe.
cubedG1
Just like your genitalia...
ibrokemyselflmao
no, i do push that in people's faces. and yes, it is also hard to swallow...thank you, i'm done
bahahahaha!
imsohungryrightnow
I believe in religion too. It's clearly a real concept, the part about any of it being true is where I get hung up...
SkipperMcNuts
Oooohh! Kitty's got claws!
HebenonVial
clever hungry person ^_^
Rbtollard
If I only had a million up-votes to award you, I would. Each and every single one of those mother fuckers would go to you.
*nods*
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
TIL atheism is a giant, brain-like tentacle monster.
AtomX1211
Flying spaghetti monster.
Oneloveformusic
It's more like a spaghetti monster with retard shape meatball in middle
foxatomic
That is obviously the flying spaghetti monster ...
glittermcsparklepants
That's the Flying Spaghetti Monster....Ramen
skateintherain18
Someone obviously isn't a pastafarian.
HokiEire
Flying spaghetti monster -- wait till you see it on the back of a car, where the Jesus fish usually is.
cookiecakemonster
i had one of those in oklahoma. no one noticed.
paintingpsych
It is the flying spaghetti monster and a mockery of all religions.
jlwdgcsu
Don't know about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? His Noodly Appendage will REIGN OVER THIS EARTH.
dontjudgemeimfromsouthjersey
PASTAFARIANISM
CallMeInV
Bow to his Noodly Appendage! Ramen.
CyborgBarry
Have YOU been touched by His noodly appendage?
t0pher17
I'm pretty sure it's actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I could be wrong
joker2814
It's actually a flying spaghetti monster. No, really... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
frustratedwriter
Flying Spaghetti Monster. May you be touched by his noodly appendage!
volatileshots
I saw it as speghetti and meatballs...
malaroo
Shame on you for not knowing what the Flying Spaghetti Monster is.
anglophilestymie
That is the great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster, good sir/madam. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
persondud3
Blessed be those touched by his noodley appendage!
avidatheist
R'amen
ShittyMcShit
Yeah... I think... that was the... joke of some sort... or something...
danelliott
wut r u liek 12?
dilgar2000
RAmen.
Ramen brothers, sisters and comrades.
So, atheism is a lot like hentai?
As an atheist I have the official authority to speak on every atheist behalf and say: Yes.
Good to know!
:)
YouCanCallMeNny
We don't have to feel guilty about particularly nasty porn because we know that there's no God watching us.
*Pretty sure there is no god based on the lack of evidence.
Alright, alright, fine. But that's plenty of justification for hentai fans.
Hahaha, I doubt they needed any.
SouthernFriedGeorgian
Its the giant flying spaghetti monster.
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
Just saying, he took that passage completely out of context. Its actual meaning is quite different than it appears. The more you know...
nelephantastic
Nope. I am aware of the context, how does it change the meaning? Also, in what possible context would that be a desirable statement?
danielbostock
As Geten said below this is proper contextual understanding of the scripture as Paul was talking about general church government.
Kopar
It actually looks worse in the full context. Women can't even LOOK nice.
ltpoultry
You're right! In context this quote is actually worse than AtheistQ made it sound.
Also, this may be of interest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o&playnext=1&list=PLCE223C926426D66D&feature=results_main
I don't buy the egalitarian contrivances that try to explain this one away. The "she must be quiet" part pretty much blows that view up.
Squeezelor
Someone used a quote from the Bible out of context! On the internet of all places.
aabbccbb
Here's the rest. How is it different in context? http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Timothy+2&version=NIV
The intention of Timothy's writing is not to "put women in their place". Rather, it is instruction to have men lead worship and bible study.
baronridiculous
Right, and for women not to do so. Which is what he said.
DuneMafia
And how do know for certain, what Timothy's intentions were?
It's absolutely putting women in their place. It's only saying "men should teach" by saying "women should not because they fucked up."
illegalacorn
How isn't that "putting them in their place?"
"Hey, Eve ate the apple, so y'all sinner women need to shut up and listen. If you do that, and pop out babies, you can make it up to us..."
(That's roughly how the verse reads to me...)
Ekajra
This section is specifically talking about worship service situations. Essentially, the limitation being that women can't be priests.
Yes, technically this is putting them in "their" place, but just because people have different jobs doesn't necessarily make them unequal.
Men and women are different, at least until we develop a way to make humans asexual. Unfortunately some people can't seem to figure that out
Ultimately, it doesn't really matter a whole lot, because male or female you get saved by the same faith, or screwed if you don't have it.
imthejuggernautbeotch
If you bring up religion, you're gonna have a bad time
MMcCollum21
Charge your battery
DaddyMcMuffin
Sexism: a beloved society staple since AD 223.
lethargically
20%? Charge your phone!
BaconWhore
MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA
kraktos
You can't out-Troll an atheist
Random42
You do have a good point there:
gandalfv314159
in english: shut up you stupid bitch
Landkamer
Shhh! Men are talking!
VforVagina
I was always taught never discuss religion, politics and other people's wives
VenomousD
An Atheist's greatest tool in a religious argument is the bible.
heyiorderedacheeseburger
How come everyone with an iPhone never knows when to charge it?
AndPOPGoesHerCherry
Take that one to bible camp, Bitch!
AndPOPGoesHerCherry
From 5 upvotes to -2...Somedays, Imgur. Somedays...
killwindow
Worship him who made hurricanes, cancer and flesh-easting bacteria.
mooglerae
Spaghetti monster! For those who don't know, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
reallygood
Man, charge your battery. The red bar upsets me.
latenightBBQ
low battery
dbbe
Is that an atheist quote?
SomethingThatRhymesWithGatorade
20% battery. PLUG DAT SHIT IN
rykeral
7 years later, stoned off my mind, I see your post. To my amazement, I had 20% on my phone.
Otternonsense
Ignorance begets ignorance and hate is just an illness. The cure is showing real love for one another
RonMexicoSwanson
Let's argue religion, and divide ourselves into two diametrically opposed groups. Then we'll discuss politics. 4 groups yelled a lot, fin.
Insomniacbable
When in doubt look to the bible.... not exactly what I had in mind but not bad
ativan
Internet argument about religion = least productive conversation ever.
weesmithy
I DISAGREE AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! (Yes, I'm joking. :)
ProphetTenebrae
The REASON no one likes discussions about politics or religion is for this precise reason. Mostly, people just get irritated at dogmatism.
CitizenDickbag
I actually got a message from someone I argued with that I had deeply shaken his faith by proving the forgeries in John. So yeah.
drzaious
If you look at the bigger picture its people informing and educating those who refuse to move forward with society.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I disagree! Your move.
Jacolini
Unless you're into pissing off people, then works pretty well for you.
CocktailGaming
Well browsing imgur isn't very productive, but here we are.
Baggle
Browsing Imgur is FAR more productive! You heathen!
ishallclickonyournameandupvoteallofyourpastposts
If you believe in an afterlife, I'm pretty sure you'd be better rewarded for going out and doing good in the world rather than This.
ishallclickonyournameandupvoteallofyourpastposts
I get wanting to spread "salvation" but there comes a point where you're throwing rocks at a mountain hoping it'll turn into a unicorn.
ishallclickonyournameandupvoteallofyourpastposts
Shut up and go be the freaking unicorn and go make people happy!!
twostepsfromlost
Religion = most productive killer ever.
thedevil
very nice, although i have had long debates about whether religion or greed wins that contest. We usually settle on a combination (crusades)
bryank21
Dark Ages
Pyrohawk
While I'm no huge fan of religion.... It's only became a productivity killer in recent years. It's basically how civilization happened.
twostepsfromlost
The crusades?
RonMexicoSwanson
*Religious Argument = Most productive intelligent conversation killer ever.
youmakemelaugh
i didn't upvote you, but only because you were at 666 and i thought it was ironic
Bruhthulu
Internet arguing is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.
Thecowgoesrawr
Haha nice
xetric
Odin and his 2 brothers, created the heavens out of ymir (the ice gianst)'s skull his body is the earth and his blood is our ocean!!
AllMikszdUp
As a flying spaghetti monster, what do I care what you think?
lookatthepicnothere
That noodly appendage. *shiver*
jweenypwee
No Imgur! No! We all agreed! No religious stuff!
secularink
http://imgur.com/V1QXE
Battlepanda911
But i love when lemmings get their asses told.
jweenypwee
Which lemmings? You mean the lemmings who stereotype Atheists? Or the Lemmings who stereotype Christians?
Battlepanda911
Both, people should think for themselves.
Katosen
How about nobody gets religious freedom.
Iamsonewatthis
You're right, shut will get fugly
bjevilcat2
Look, I believe in religion. But I don't push it in other people's faces...
twostepsfromlost
Truth. It's not like we couldn't find it.
LewBear87
Double negative, tricky.
AdventureTimeFinn
As an atheist, thank you. It's really appreciated when we're not attacked for what we believe.
cubedG1
Just like your genitalia...
ibrokemyselflmao
no, i do push that in people's faces. and yes, it is also hard to swallow...thank you, i'm done
bjevilcat2
bahahahaha!
imsohungryrightnow
I believe in religion too. It's clearly a real concept, the part about any of it being true is where I get hung up...
SkipperMcNuts
Oooohh! Kitty's got claws!
HebenonVial
clever hungry person ^_^
Rbtollard
If I only had a million up-votes to award you, I would. Each and every single one of those mother fuckers would go to you.
secularink
*nods*
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
TIL atheism is a giant, brain-like tentacle monster.
AtomX1211
Flying spaghetti monster.
Oneloveformusic
It's more like a spaghetti monster with retard shape meatball in middle
foxatomic
That is obviously the flying spaghetti monster ...
glittermcsparklepants
That's the Flying Spaghetti Monster....Ramen
skateintherain18
Someone obviously isn't a pastafarian.
HokiEire
Flying spaghetti monster -- wait till you see it on the back of a car, where the Jesus fish usually is.
cookiecakemonster
i had one of those in oklahoma. no one noticed.
paintingpsych
It is the flying spaghetti monster and a mockery of all religions.
jlwdgcsu
Don't know about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? His Noodly Appendage will REIGN OVER THIS EARTH.
dontjudgemeimfromsouthjersey
PASTAFARIANISM
CallMeInV
Bow to his Noodly Appendage! Ramen.
CyborgBarry
Have YOU been touched by His noodly appendage?
t0pher17
I'm pretty sure it's actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I could be wrong
joker2814
It's actually a flying spaghetti monster. No, really... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
frustratedwriter
Flying Spaghetti Monster. May you be touched by his noodly appendage!
volatileshots
I saw it as speghetti and meatballs...
malaroo
Shame on you for not knowing what the Flying Spaghetti Monster is.
anglophilestymie
That is the great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster, good sir/madam. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
persondud3
Blessed be those touched by his noodley appendage!
avidatheist
R'amen
ShittyMcShit
Yeah... I think... that was the... joke of some sort... or something...
danelliott
wut r u liek 12?
dilgar2000
RAmen.
secularink
Ramen brothers, sisters and comrades.
ProphetTenebrae
So, atheism is a lot like hentai?
secularink
As an atheist I have the official authority to speak on every atheist behalf and say: Yes.
ProphetTenebrae
Good to know!
secularink
:)
YouCanCallMeNny
We don't have to feel guilty about particularly nasty porn because we know that there's no God watching us.
ProphetTenebrae
*Pretty sure there is no god based on the lack of evidence.
YouCanCallMeNny
Alright, alright, fine. But that's plenty of justification for hentai fans.
ProphetTenebrae
Hahaha, I doubt they needed any.
SouthernFriedGeorgian
Its the giant flying spaghetti monster.
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
Just saying, he took that passage completely out of context. Its actual meaning is quite different than it appears. The more you know...
nelephantastic
Nope. I am aware of the context, how does it change the meaning? Also, in what possible context would that be a desirable statement?
danielbostock
As Geten said below this is proper contextual understanding of the scripture as Paul was talking about general church government.
Kopar
It actually looks worse in the full context. Women can't even LOOK nice.
ltpoultry
You're right! In context this quote is actually worse than AtheistQ made it sound.
nelephantastic
Also, this may be of interest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o&playnext=1&list=PLCE223C926426D66D&feature=results_main
CitizenDickbag
I don't buy the egalitarian contrivances that try to explain this one away. The "she must be quiet" part pretty much blows that view up.
Squeezelor
Someone used a quote from the Bible out of context! On the internet of all places.
aabbccbb
Here's the rest. How is it different in context? http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Timothy+2&version=NIV
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
The intention of Timothy's writing is not to "put women in their place". Rather, it is instruction to have men lead worship and bible study.
baronridiculous
Right, and for women not to do so. Which is what he said.
DuneMafia
And how do know for certain, what Timothy's intentions were?
Kopar
It's absolutely putting women in their place. It's only saying "men should teach" by saying "women should not because they fucked up."
illegalacorn
How isn't that "putting them in their place?"
aabbccbb
"Hey, Eve ate the apple, so y'all sinner women need to shut up and listen. If you do that, and pop out babies, you can make it up to us..."
aabbccbb
(That's roughly how the verse reads to me...)
Ekajra
This section is specifically talking about worship service situations. Essentially, the limitation being that women can't be priests.
Ekajra
Yes, technically this is putting them in "their" place, but just because people have different jobs doesn't necessarily make them unequal.
Ekajra
Men and women are different, at least until we develop a way to make humans asexual. Unfortunately some people can't seem to figure that out
Ekajra
Ultimately, it doesn't really matter a whole lot, because male or female you get saved by the same faith, or screwed if you don't have it.