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Jul 3, 2016 6:05 AM
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MzArlowe
And there goes my trypophobia. God is one messed up mother. There are creatures and conditions in this world that are evolved horror.
minuteye
Well there's a surfeit of lampreys.
CitrusTsunami
That's a lot of suckers you have after you.
RogerJones
Pacific Lamprey are super important fish in the NorthWest! They are 400million years old!
darearkin
Oh. Oh my those are lampreys. I thought they were cables or something. This is far more horrifying.
Rimasticus
If that is @OP, congrats on the sex.
whoopsywoo
*internal and external screaming*
Heathen92
Lampreys man. Can't live with them, the end.
RogerJones
Oh no no no! They are super important to the ecosystem and they are very cute!
Heathen92
They are vicious looking penis monsters and I won't be dissuaded. I also don't want to kill them or enter their ecosystem so it works.
LurkMasterP
Thought this was going to be a face swap.
Atlasraven
And on the 8th day, God made a tube with a set of teeth on the inside and threw it into the oceans.
troublecliff
And said: “Fuck it, let the Australians deal with these too”
BathroomHumor
He giggled, and saw that it was good.
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
GeminiMax
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
RogerJones
I don't know how to do a FP edit. But send animal pictures!
cano435
What the hell kind of year are you having that that is the best part of it?!?
RogerJones
Salmon are boring when they go up, Lamprey much cuter to watch!
dudeloveall
My guess is the part when they get released and she doesn't have to look at live demons on a daily basis
RogerJones
Oh hush you
hesijimbo
wat
JudgeMentaI
worst. fleshlight. ever.
Twinkletwinklechocolatebar
Cosmopoliticion
I wonder if they are screaming
ElbowDeepInAJedi
What the fucking fuck fuck? Nope!
TheSmutWhisperer
Nature's fleshlight
PHILKD
cute chick.
mongswoosh
Put... put your dick in it.
someguy68
Worked on a commercial fishing boat. When you say you're starting to get used to them is a good time for your dad to throw the biggest (1)
someguy68
one you've ever seen at your chest. He started laughing at the panicked look on my face as it stuck. Not my favorite day on the boat.
iseethebluescreen
Lamprey
tmusick
Another USACE Ranger on social media!
cominginhot
shoot those things please
hellpworld
Who's the hottie
ImGladWeHadThisChat
They're called lampreys
IgotsWorm
She’s hawt
bluegargoyle
Reminds me of this:
CheekiBreekiOverlord
I've seen enough hentai...
itsppearsyoucanindeed
You can see the lust in his eye
Ralpheo
And in the squids
CoughedupFurball
Japan please don't cross that road to live action hentai...
TheCelticRaven
they... actually do have that... i dont know why i know that.... but i do
CoughedupFurball
I was afraid of that... well I guess as long as it's not real tentacles??? Don't let it be real tentacles
TheCelticRaven
well they insert the whole animal into an... orifice
CoughedupFurball
Well... I can only blame myself for suddenly becoming aware that's a thing. Thanks?