Safe Sex?

Oct 19, 2017 6:55 AM

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I Stole This From Reddit, I'm a Stealer...

nice

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PFFFT!, after marriage, I can see him using siege equipment, and her defensive weapons.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She had me at SHOW ME THAT DICK!!

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Dude, just wear a shield.

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SHOW ME THAT DICK!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean thif. Hey, you won't get away with this mister stealeer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A redditor got pissy with me because I 'reposted' something (a meme) that was last seen "like 3 or 4 months ago"

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His AC is far too low to not get hit by dat. He should at least have a shield.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for Over The Garden Wall in the description, @op!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fixed that for you:

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I like your spunk.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking perfect.

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I mean it could be better.

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I'm just pleased he wasn't fucking a a lock box...

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I'm just pissed it wasn't his father in a girl disguise telling him afterwards that he's proud of him

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heh, had a fun DM once. fucked a locked door open. Fun times.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Until someone draws that version

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These upvoted are in 3D

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@GoodBearComicsWebsite

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Yor forgot the last pic where she takes off her mask and she is actually his dad in disguise. The dad then congraulates him for remembering.

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We've already seen that. Oh, wait. I see now

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B38CHjJJSIw

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That is fucking brilliant

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That was amazing lol

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Well that was a ride from start to finish.

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Her dick demanding skills are impressive.

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Very aggressive sexual energy

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This is what 90% of men need yelled at them before they realize a girl is into them.

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My go to line as a young adult was "get your dick out"...Side note it was usually screamed. Those were the days!

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You disgust me. Not because of the "get your dick out", but because of the lukewarm tea. How could you??

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Hahahaha +1

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Dated a girl who would literally yell this whenever I got to her apartment. I come from a very reserved family so this always freaked me out

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There are worse problems to have, my friend

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Speak of the fucking devil and *she* shall appear. Wow this is certainly an odd day.

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My line for my husband "WHERES YOUR DICKKKK SHOW ME"

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I read that in a dog-calling tone..."Come here boy.. come on... Where's it at...huwh....where's it at"

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It's more like ... show me the money. But like yelled. SHOW ME YOUR DICKKK. I chant it. Hahah

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