Always be festive

Aug 22, 2017 9:36 AM

motherofdragons69

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My ex actually did that the other day. I'm good at finding terrible men.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why I'm finding this so damn funny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what is with the confetti?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always be beeping! Confetti, because you're worth it!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait,im confused, im an android user.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

This is a demo of that feature. https://youtu.be/P5pzbZ_P9mk Android has this https://youtu.be/Eqv1foDnVco

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would be funny if it wasn't fake. No one interrupts a text they're writing, then sends it. It's not like a face to face conversation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The text wasn't interrupted, fr means for real

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s too freaking good

9 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 3

i'm happy it was photoshopped or else this would be dark

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It isn't. You can throw confetti on the iPhone.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I know, but the confetti would have already dissipated with the first messag lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i really wanna try breaking up with someone this way

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

Esther *shudders*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ninjadanny me af hahahahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait how do I get it to send with confetti

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

You only can if you have an iPhone and the other person does as well.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just sent one to an android and it worked

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hold send then swype

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 618 Dislikes 0

Of course it was this gif.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hurray."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His mind snapped from the realization that he has peaked intellectually.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

so this is what peak intellectual performance looks like

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, first place prize: 5 bucks and pack of bubblegum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The total lack of emotion cracks me up

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Some of us don't experience emotion the same way as others.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have to know why he doesn't give a shit. I have to know.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I watched the competition he was like a stone cold linguistics machine also seemed unconcerned about anything else. Little pompous actually

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder if he interviewed and said why. His parents and brother were in the audience and they too were not impressed

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i feel like i an relate. im not the jump up and down kinda guy. id smile but im not gonna flip out for the cameras

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Are you being fr"....? I can't think of any word that would accurately complete this thought! >___<

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 14

Frank

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

French.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Are you being frank and direct??"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

For real

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For real

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Covfefe

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

fr = for real

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

I didn't know what it was short for, but at least I knew it was an abbreviation, unlike that other dufus!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

oh, it's an abbreviation... well, that's Fuckin' Retarded... haha, I did it, too

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 16

'Freaking serious' could be an option, but from what people are saying its an acronym

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think yours is better. Like he begins to say it. Much funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Notice the ring emoji next to her name.

9 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 2

Looks like a guy in the picture

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure Kel is a chick based on the pic

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a ranking system. He can never put a name to a face, so that's how he keeps his many gfs easy to remember. Ring>Heart>Drumstick>Poop

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

or his who am I to judge

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

I think the name is Kelso.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Bob Kelso

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Kel with a dark moon emoji.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Now that I'm not on mobile I can see that you are correct.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That black, basecap wearing, dude in the picture may hint to a gender... I'm not sure anymore these days...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0