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So one day in junior high, I walk into one of my classes to find..
A girl(i have a pretty sizable crush on) crying her eyes out and her friend consoling her. I asked her friend what the problem was, and she told me about some guy telling her some pretty harsh shit. I couldn't understand why someone would say something so fucked up to such a nice person(she's seriously one of the nicest people I've ever met. I wouldn't have passed that class without her help and encouragement) Naturally this irritated me, so i asked the guy's name, and if she knew what class he was in that period.
For the record: this is where my thought process stopped
Seriously, i am not the type that's prone to aggressive behavior. at all. but that day, at that particular moment in time, logical thought had gone bye bye. i was now operating on some kind tough guy autopilot as i excused myself to go to the restroom.
Then I knock on the door of the class he's in and say another teacher needs to see him.
He makes it about 6 feet out the door before I throw him against the wall and make with the threats.
My inner reaction when i realize i'm 2/3 his size and this probably won't work out too well for me.
But low and behold I must have caught the douche off guard, because he seemed startled by my intensity and wanted no part of me. Plus, he was probably really confused since we'd never spoken two words to each other before this. So i explain why I was in his face and told him if he didn't do exactly as i told him, i'd kill him.
He definitely buys the crazy on my face, and asks me what i want.
I tell him he needs to apologize the next time he see's her, but other than that, treat that shit like Chernobyl, and stay away if he wants to stay alive.
MRW i ask him what he's going to do when he see's her again, and he repeats my instructions verbatim.
Disclaimer: I in no way endorse violence/coercion. I never did anything like this before that day and that very well could have ended badly for me. He did apologize, and as far as i know left her alone for good. i never told her about that and i'm pretty sure he didn't either.
FartSimpson
I don't think we were watching the same Breaking Bad...
Ilikestyx
lol junior high. what's that, grade 7?
iblamethegubment
8 lol. the point is that this was extremely out of character for me. i've never been 'that guy' before, or since really.
HumblePie
Please be aware...as a woman...contrary to what movies teach you, this kind of thing is NOT attractive to intelligent, mature females.
iblamethegubment
i am aware of this. i do not normally behave this way.
iblamethegubment
1/2 As for the girl, that's a long fucked up story no one wants to hear. but no, i didn't end up with the girl, and this isn't some
iblamethegubment
2/2 testosterone fueled fantasy. this isn't something i'm proud of. just something that happened. Keep on keepin' on, Imgur.
DuckSeason
Fake and Gay
iblamethegubment
cool story bro
tseliot
no, it's just lame. this is fake and gay
AspAspAsp
Of all the junior high fantasies that never happened...
iblamethegubment
if i were writing this for points or because i wish it happened, i probably would've ended up with the girl in the end. just sayin.
AspAspAsp
But you didn't though. That's also in your head. You think that's AIR you're breathing?
iblamethegubment