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Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/RRGF7
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/iCsWP
Part 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/b5ZG5
Part 5: https://imgur.com/gallery/2eg84
Part 6: https://imgur.com/gallery/A09M6
Part 7: https://imgur.com/gallery/1CP9X
Part 8: https://imgur.com/gallery/Uq9ej
Part 9: https://imgur.com/gallery/axCgN
Part 10: https://imgur.com/gallery/3ecvG
Part 11: https://imgur.com/gallery/QL50I
Part 12: https://imgur.com/gallery/nZj5T
Part 13: https://imgur.com/gallery/4tqZC
Part 14: https://imgur.com/gallery/W3C0Z
Part 15: https://imgur.com/gallery/miMSa
homerunman
How does Short Pump beat Goochland? VA has so many better options.
riveem
I'm gonna throw out there that "butts" is not the most lewd name in Georgia. We have a city named "Cumming"
duckfuPrincess
#10 but what about Cumming, GA
Pashtel
Decent junk. +1
quaggledoo
You don't want to go to Rough and Ready, CA
agentsuperbowl
#47 Is no one gonna talk about that blue waffle
ChungoBungo1
#50 "Gee Jimmy, how come you get TWO Batdads?"
Rifneno
#2 is FUCKING HILARIOUS when you find out that during the cold war, Soviets thought the cafeteria was a nuclear bunker because of all the
Rifneno
traffic to and from it that they saw from spy satellites.
Alistairetheblu
GODDAMNIT #1 Cannon = thing you shoot with. What you (and everyone else who does this) means is canon.
Camelspotting
Unless you shoot pictures.
UnicornofPeril
#50 Well NOW it is!
RobertyBob
Live Dogs Pet Fast? Got it!
Anonymous0726
Don't dead open inside.
rowdynoo
Live pet fast dogs
OzCollector
Hang on. Has that girl got both her arms broken?
queenoflurking
Maybe it was just for show for the presentation? If not, she probably has a good story to tell.
haveanothergif
First-hand experience is the best experience.
LeSethX
In addition to providing CO2, I am also a warmer for our cat to sleep on.
SithSlayer
Georgia has a way worse town name. I live in Cumming, GA. Look it up.
DresdenPedalTimpani
wombmate
For lewd city names, I’d like to challenge Washington’s Humptulips with Tillicum. Thank you
tmspmike
But, if you hookthe two together, I believe you've got a winner! Humptulips Tillicum
CairoLen
There's a Tillicum Mall in my city.
Wynterwitch
Victoria?
CairoLen
Yup
QuiGonChuck
IAmTheMemeConnoisseur
queenoflurking
Exactly.
krispykrabs
How does one get hold of this king Neptune's poesiodon powder
Aenkyr
#10 I don't think I ever want to visit Blue Balls Village...
FourOrangeCircles
Yeah, this place fuckin' sucks. I've been here for years.
ZombieJonSnow
Do people really think global warming is a hoax? I mean it was a natural occurrence before our fossil fuel burning speeded it up.
IAmTheMemeConnoisseur
My family does
Ralvuimego
It's more that some people people think Global warming is a hoax, but Trump told them the other things so they must be true.
FourOrangeCircles
I wonder what flat-earthers call global warming.
SirThumbPick
I'm from Arkansas, and I object to #10. We have a lot to choose from, like Toad Suck, or Bald Knob.
ThePrinceAlbert
#10 for Connecticut, how did Middlesex or Gaylordsville not get the top prize?
IamJacksComment
The lewd name map isn't right. Bigbone isn't the rudest town name in Kentucky, we have Knoblick too.
whosthatgirlitsvern
#10 I don’t understand how everyone always misses Climax, MN.
ermahgerdzermbies
Or moorehead!
UltimateMasterBaker
Is the watermelon hat supposed to be something out of the ordinary?
chariotofpearl
No, but the missing other half of the car kind of is.
hibsta
#2; they also have subway, panda express, Starbucks, KFC, and a CVS
shimmernshine
The only starbucks where they don't ask patrons for their name.
insideoutbuoy
Butts, GA beat out Cummings, GA for most lewd town name?
MinisterKai
I was going to make that comment. It almost made me doubt the whole map
EagledDolphins
Lol, I came to make this comment...
Foneybone1
Also, isn't Butts a county, not a town?
thomasgilbody
They already have "Cummings" at the top centre, maybe didn't want repeats?
TheRicemanCometh
And somehow Cozy Corner is lewder than Middlesex, VT?
rvleshrac
There's no S in Cumming.
haveanothergif
They already had a Cummings in North Dakota.
Qazwrty
And what about Gayville, SD?
SolarPolarBear
#10 Can confirm Bangor. Born there
usernamewillnotcheckout
There is a Bangor Michigan too, we nicknamed it bangawhore....
somebodyontheinternet
#10 fucking 'pee pee township'
esassin
I want to be buried in bonesteel, and then take it over.
fairybug
'Splunge'. I think that must be some combination of 'splooge' and 'clunge'.
marabugg06
Not all are towns, but there are multiple places called Gobbler's Knob.
LumpySweater
In Kentucky, the whole name name is Big Bone Lick. It's a state park.
Sutashi
There are much better towns to choose in KS. Burdick, Great Bend, McCracken, Andover, Climax.
Naurak
They also messing up Iowa.. I mean we have Cumming, and Beaver.
magicrhombus
Man I lost it at pee pee township. I've been to intercourse and wankers though.
chumpacabra
there's a climax, MI. near I-69
CairoLen
Semans, Saskatchewan. Climax, Saskatchewan. Dildo, Newfoundland.
zanderfire
There's also Goochland in VA, the signs of which have hit Front page a couple times
Infected1215
Hooker Arkansas is only a few miles from Knob Arkansas.
NotACanadian
Dickshooter, Idaho, here I come.
ARandomAlien
Felchville. Really? That's what the came up with?
ARandomAlien
for the map
newfoundking
Dildo, Newfoundland Labrador. Take that America. Also, see Blow Me Down
drnoshoes
There is a Climax Minnesota
Anonymous0726
And North Carolina, apparently. But I somehow knew about Dildo, not sure why.
newfoundking
Every summer tourists find it and it makes its way online, usually hits FP once or twice here. I'm also avoiding a dildo joke
Nikeet
There's something wrong with Ohio. They also have a town called Seaman, pronounced semen.
spookyjeff
Mate, there's a hell of a lot more wrong with Ohio than the city names.
AcadamyofCommentAwards
From Ohio can confirm. It's a retirement community for gay sailors
DerSubhuman62
Nice place to cast for a gay porno huh?
RoundThreeFIGHT
We all played a recorder because we're required to learn an instrument and only private schools are gonna buy a kid a violin to destroy
FireEmblemFates
Nah. Private school kid. Still played recorder.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
I played only to go to choir
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
Also hones that part of the brain, which is the same region used for learning foreign languages
AnalTelescope
I went to a public school, had hundreds of violins, wind instruments and pianos. Cool school
rokkerboyy
Went to private school, still played recorder
OakinBearSkald
It's a PE tool to help young kids develop their lungs.
calcifear
That and it's pretty easy to play.
Onocai
Went to private elementary school, played the recorder. I played hot cross buns like I was playing MSG.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
I never played recorder because my school had no money
The22ndDoctor
We all had to learn recorder because everyone needs to be able to say "I can play Stairway To Heaven" and mean it.
JapiksProfile
I didn't, no clue why, moved around a fair bit, maybe i dodged it. I'm okay with this. Did take D.A.R.E. twice, aced that bitch both times!
unexpectedplottwist
Actually, a lot of kids start on it because clarinet and sax holes are too large for their small hands
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
A recorder is much easier to play.
Lenton
It's plastic, cheap, fits in your backpack. Really it was genius, though a tin whistle would've been good in the mix.
TheNameOfThisUserIsRelevant
That's all well and good 'cept for when you forget it's in your back pack and drop kick it. Those things snapped so easily...
TwoCheese
Why drop kick your backpack ever?
ISenseAChallenger
why did you drop kick your bag??
Isometimesignoremyself
One of the schools I attended was Hendricks elementary school were they had us each play acoustic guitar for music class.
Isometimesignoremyself
It was a public school btw
SpunkyKitty
Wish I went to your school