Clearing out my phone part 1

Nov 24, 2017 10:28 PM

IAmTheMemeConnoisseur

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Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/RRGF7
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/iCsWP
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Part 14: https://imgur.com/gallery/W3C0Z
Part 15: https://imgur.com/gallery/miMSa

How does Short Pump beat Goochland? VA has so many better options.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna throw out there that "butts" is not the most lewd name in Georgia. We have a city named "Cumming"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#10 but what about Cumming, GA

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Decent junk. +1

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You don't want to go to Rough and Ready, CA

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#47 Is no one gonna talk about that blue waffle

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#50 "Gee Jimmy, how come you get TWO Batdads?"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 is FUCKING HILARIOUS when you find out that during the cold war, Soviets thought the cafeteria was a nuclear bunker because of all the

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

traffic to and from it that they saw from spy satellites.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GODDAMNIT #1 Cannon = thing you shoot with. What you (and everyone else who does this) means is canon.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Unless you shoot pictures.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#50 Well NOW it is!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Live Dogs Pet Fast? Got it!

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Don't dead open inside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live pet fast dogs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hang on. Has that girl got both her arms broken?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was just for show for the presentation? If not, she probably has a good story to tell.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First-hand experience is the best experience.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In addition to providing CO2, I am also a warmer for our cat to sleep on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Georgia has a way worse town name. I live in Cumming, GA. Look it up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For lewd city names, I’d like to challenge Washington’s Humptulips with Tillicum. Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But, if you hookthe two together, I believe you've got a winner! Humptulips Tillicum

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a Tillicum Mall in my city.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Victoria?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How does one get hold of this king Neptune's poesiodon powder

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 I don't think I ever want to visit Blue Balls Village...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this place fuckin' sucks. I've been here for years.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do people really think global warming is a hoax? I mean it was a natural occurrence before our fossil fuel burning speeded it up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My family does

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more that some people people think Global warming is a hoax, but Trump told them the other things so they must be true.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder what flat-earthers call global warming.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from Arkansas, and I object to #10. We have a lot to choose from, like Toad Suck, or Bald Knob.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 for Connecticut, how did Middlesex or Gaylordsville not get the top prize?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lewd name map isn't right. Bigbone isn't the rudest town name in Kentucky, we have Knoblick too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 I don’t understand how everyone always misses Climax, MN.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or moorehead!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the watermelon hat supposed to be something out of the ordinary?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, but the missing other half of the car kind of is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2; they also have subway, panda express, Starbucks, KFC, and a CVS

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only starbucks where they don't ask patrons for their name.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butts, GA beat out Cummings, GA for most lewd town name?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I was going to make that comment. It almost made me doubt the whole map

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, I came to make this comment...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, isn't Butts a county, not a town?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They already have "Cummings" at the top centre, maybe didn't want repeats?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And somehow Cozy Corner is lewder than Middlesex, VT?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no S in Cumming.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They already had a Cummings in North Dakota.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what about Gayville, SD?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Can confirm Bangor. Born there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a Bangor Michigan too, we nicknamed it bangawhore....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 fucking 'pee pee township'

8 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

I want to be buried in bonesteel, and then take it over.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Splunge'. I think that must be some combination of 'splooge' and 'clunge'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not all are towns, but there are multiple places called Gobbler's Knob.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Kentucky, the whole name name is Big Bone Lick. It's a state park.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are much better towns to choose in KS. Burdick, Great Bend, McCracken, Andover, Climax.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also messing up Iowa.. I mean we have Cumming, and Beaver.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man I lost it at pee pee township. I've been to intercourse and wankers though.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

there's a climax, MI. near I-69

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Semans, Saskatchewan. Climax, Saskatchewan. Dildo, Newfoundland.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's also Goochland in VA, the signs of which have hit Front page a couple times

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hooker Arkansas is only a few miles from Knob Arkansas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dickshooter, Idaho, here I come.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Felchville. Really? That's what the came up with?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

for the map

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dildo, Newfoundland Labrador. Take that America. Also, see Blow Me Down

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

There is a Climax Minnesota

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And North Carolina, apparently. But I somehow knew about Dildo, not sure why.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every summer tourists find it and it makes its way online, usually hits FP once or twice here. I'm also avoiding a dildo joke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's something wrong with Ohio. They also have a town called Seaman, pronounced semen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mate, there's a hell of a lot more wrong with Ohio than the city names.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Ohio can confirm. It's a retirement community for gay sailors

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nice place to cast for a gay porno huh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all played a recorder because we're required to learn an instrument and only private schools are gonna buy a kid a violin to destroy

8 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 3

Nah. Private school kid. Still played recorder.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played only to go to choir

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also hones that part of the brain, which is the same region used for learning foreign languages

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I went to a public school, had hundreds of violins, wind instruments and pianos. Cool school

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to private school, still played recorder

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It's a PE tool to help young kids develop their lungs.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That and it's pretty easy to play.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to private elementary school, played the recorder. I played hot cross buns like I was playing MSG.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I never played recorder because my school had no money

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We all had to learn recorder because everyone needs to be able to say "I can play Stairway To Heaven" and mean it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I didn't, no clue why, moved around a fair bit, maybe i dodged it. I'm okay with this. Did take D.A.R.E. twice, aced that bitch both times!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, a lot of kids start on it because clarinet and sax holes are too large for their small hands

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

A recorder is much easier to play.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's plastic, cheap, fits in your backpack. Really it was genius, though a tin whistle would've been good in the mix.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

That's all well and good 'cept for when you forget it's in your back pack and drop kick it. Those things snapped so easily...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why drop kick your backpack ever?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why did you drop kick your bag??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the schools I attended was Hendricks elementary school were they had us each play acoustic guitar for music class.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was a public school btw

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wish I went to your school

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0