Sep 5, 2021 9:49 AM
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MysteriousAsTheDarksideOfTHEMOOOOOOOOOOON
That a really expensive smiley face
Rondron
HearMeFart
We all know that the first thing anyone would draw, is a penis.
yaymuffins0
People are waking right in front of that. I'm 6'6" and this really makes me nervous
RobErtE87
The Eyefucker3000
cactuskid1956
now go try at the airport
Heisanevilgenius
Whoa! Can you use this to play Spacewar?
imostlymadethisup
Does it have any useful applications or is just an expensive toy?
Hypothesist
the restraint in not drawing a dick is impressive
DrLOAC
v
jaychay
MajorPoopyPants
I remember this episode, they all dipped themselves in something that made them invulnerable to their own weapons. Old, old memory there!
elijajaja
ohnoofcourseyourright
Weren't they singing "what are we doing" during this? The makers must have been on so much drugs lol
IWasACatAllAlong
I have a feel this thing costs like 500 dollars.
JupiterMiningCorpRep
~1000€ so ~1200$
Muttons1337
*buys $1K laser emitter* *draws squiggly lines with it*
duffman3335
FFS, could you put somebody on it with a SHRED of artistic talent, please?
weidermeijer
He made an alien.... whadda want?
I dunno, a STYLUS maybe?
DiveBomber87
Downloading Facebook ads and posting it as content.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Fricken laser beams
WoodHandle
Definitely would fry your eyeballs.
xuumo
There was something about lazers when I was a kid in spain.
sweety2witches
↑
countpacula
For those asking about gaming with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPSYC-ho8JQ
koitk
Cucumberismynames
Quick way to have the cops called on you... Usa *first hand experience. Don't project onto bhuldings
lronMaiden
Don't use high powered laser products on public area without proper permissions and safety areas.
th031695
Projecting a Lazer into the sky in the US is a quick way to get into trouble.
jochribra
that should have ended with a duckbutt
JohnNeufeld
Got a good look at the lasers used for Jean Michael Jarre in Houston. Some of them had over 90 watts continuous power.
metrognome11
Perfect time for dickbutt
MyGenericUserNames
Surely just draw dick and balls EVERYWHERE??
Uterii on the Texas State House
That's good. Probably pass by the main audience tho
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
Absolutely, and don't call me Shirley
JoannaLovebody
Right? Those are some pretty boring paintings
WhatAPervert
But how can I acquire one of these?
darren535
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muchLongerUsername
https://www.laseros.com/ About a thousand euro. You can get less compact models if you search for 'ILDA projector', some cost less.
PhotonPhanatic
This is a class 4 laser. In the US you need a special certification to legally use these in public. Source: I do laser things for work
What about on your own house for Halloween or something? Probably pretty overkill and expensive for that though.
Inside would be allowed (although dangerous), outside is not, especially if any beams go out into the sky. US is super strict about lasers
2/2 you can get a varience to use lasers where ever, but they tend to be annoying to get and take a long time to be approved
WaffleOnions
Eyo, is this thing real? didnt think lasers could change colors like that, and didnt think it could change focus like that
taurondir
Yea its real. I bought a 100mw pointer from USA in AU before they became highly illegal, and I get ads in mail about that cube.
Yep, same sort of laser tech that's used in concert laser shows. Focus really isn't much of an issue with lasers.
huh neato! the more you know ty for the answer :D
Nubasaur
what would be a rough cost for what hes got going? just in laser gear alone.
Don't buy the one in the video, it's really poor quality and not very safe for the user. A decent pro laser starts at around $2k
aaronTieMagnet
Bout 8 bills, cheaper from alibaba
Never buy a cheap high powered laser, your vision/safety is worth more than the money saved
SwankyPotato
This seems to be a relatively high-powered laser. Wondering if this is safe for innocent bystanders
CgnCalling
As long as you keep an eye on it…
NexusNexusHexus
As long as they don't look into the laser with remaining eye.
Mindcrime
The website shows it engraving solid objects, so probably not safe for delicate, fleshy eyeballs. Use with caution.
DeaconJon
Free laser eye surgery
mmontour
Not safe. Probably illegal.
Imakethingsweird
Only one way to find out
jj86
Not high powered :-)enough. I want a heart shaped hole on the back of a bank.
Joylove
We like to say it’s “relatively safe”
MeisterKleister
I have a suspicion it might look brighter on camera than in real life. Probably still dangerous if pointed at your eye.
CyanideBreathMint
Regardless of power, a laser is always, definitely, not probably, dangerous to the eye.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_safety#Class_1
NuclearMonk
What @TheMoonKnowsAllMySecrets is trying to say is, "Can we see some videos of that thing shooting people?"
Busted
ThatsATwat
Paoloc0mments
They are instantly vaporised but it’s worth it.
fraxinusoleaceae
It's called art for art's sake not for innocent bystanders' sake.
Ghlargh
It's over 99% safe, the pupils of the eyes cover less than 1% of your body surface!
solsactual
There is no innocence, only varying degrees of guilt
anotherIngloriousHandle
probably not. also very illegal towards aircraft. often pursued by FBI, prosecuted as crime
DwightYouIdiot
Definitely not safe for the guilty ones.
MAN9000
sDsnAlien
Lol
MysteriousAsTheDarksideOfTHEMOOOOOOOOOOON
That a really expensive smiley face
Rondron
HearMeFart
We all know that the first thing anyone would draw, is a penis.
yaymuffins0
People are waking right in front of that. I'm 6'6" and this really makes me nervous
RobErtE87
The Eyefucker3000
cactuskid1956
now go try at the airport
Heisanevilgenius
Whoa! Can you use this to play Spacewar?
imostlymadethisup
Does it have any useful applications or is just an expensive toy?
Hypothesist
the restraint in not drawing a dick is impressive
DrLOAC
jaychay
MajorPoopyPants
I remember this episode, they all dipped themselves in something that made them invulnerable to their own weapons. Old, old memory there!
elijajaja
ohnoofcourseyourright
Weren't they singing "what are we doing" during this? The makers must have been on so much drugs lol
IWasACatAllAlong
I have a feel this thing costs like 500 dollars.
JupiterMiningCorpRep
~1000€ so ~1200$
Muttons1337
*buys $1K laser emitter* *draws squiggly lines with it*
duffman3335
FFS, could you put somebody on it with a SHRED of artistic talent, please?
weidermeijer
He made an alien.... whadda want?
duffman3335
I dunno, a STYLUS maybe?
DiveBomber87
Downloading Facebook ads and posting it as content.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Fricken laser beams
WoodHandle
Definitely would fry your eyeballs.
xuumo
There was something about lazers when I was a kid in spain.
sweety2witches
countpacula
For those asking about gaming with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPSYC-ho8JQ
koitk
Cucumberismynames
Quick way to have the cops called on you... Usa *first hand experience. Don't project onto bhuldings
lronMaiden
Don't use high powered laser products on public area without proper permissions and safety areas.
th031695
Projecting a Lazer into the sky in the US is a quick way to get into trouble.
jochribra
that should have ended with a duckbutt
JohnNeufeld
Got a good look at the lasers used for Jean Michael Jarre in Houston. Some of them had over 90 watts continuous power.
metrognome11
Perfect time for dickbutt
MyGenericUserNames
Surely just draw dick and balls EVERYWHERE??
JohnNeufeld
Uterii on the Texas State House
MyGenericUserNames
That's good. Probably pass by the main audience tho
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
Absolutely, and don't call me Shirley
JoannaLovebody
Right? Those are some pretty boring paintings
WhatAPervert
But how can I acquire one of these?
darren535
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muchLongerUsername
https://www.laseros.com/ About a thousand euro. You can get less compact models if you search for 'ILDA projector', some cost less.
PhotonPhanatic
This is a class 4 laser. In the US you need a special certification to legally use these in public. Source: I do laser things for work
ohnoofcourseyourright
What about on your own house for Halloween or something? Probably pretty overkill and expensive for that though.
PhotonPhanatic
Inside would be allowed (although dangerous), outside is not, especially if any beams go out into the sky. US is super strict about lasers
PhotonPhanatic
2/2 you can get a varience to use lasers where ever, but they tend to be annoying to get and take a long time to be approved
WaffleOnions
Eyo, is this thing real? didnt think lasers could change colors like that, and didnt think it could change focus like that
taurondir
Yea its real. I bought a 100mw pointer from USA in AU before they became highly illegal, and I get ads in mail about that cube.
PhotonPhanatic
Yep, same sort of laser tech that's used in concert laser shows. Focus really isn't much of an issue with lasers.
WaffleOnions
huh neato! the more you know ty for the answer :D
Nubasaur
what would be a rough cost for what hes got going? just in laser gear alone.
PhotonPhanatic
Don't buy the one in the video, it's really poor quality and not very safe for the user. A decent pro laser starts at around $2k
aaronTieMagnet
Bout 8 bills, cheaper from alibaba
PhotonPhanatic
Never buy a cheap high powered laser, your vision/safety is worth more than the money saved
SwankyPotato
This seems to be a relatively high-powered laser. Wondering if this is safe for innocent bystanders
CgnCalling
As long as you keep an eye on it…
NexusNexusHexus
As long as they don't look into the laser with remaining eye.
Mindcrime
The website shows it engraving solid objects, so probably not safe for delicate, fleshy eyeballs. Use with caution.
DeaconJon
Free laser eye surgery
mmontour
Not safe. Probably illegal.
Imakethingsweird
Only one way to find out
jj86
Not high powered :-)enough. I want a heart shaped hole on the back of a bank.
Joylove
We like to say it’s “relatively safe”
MeisterKleister
I have a suspicion it might look brighter on camera than in real life. Probably still dangerous if pointed at your eye.
CyanideBreathMint
Regardless of power, a laser is always, definitely, not probably, dangerous to the eye.
mmontour
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_safety#Class_1
NuclearMonk
What @TheMoonKnowsAllMySecrets is trying to say is, "Can we see some videos of that thing shooting people?"
SwankyPotato
Busted
ThatsATwat
Paoloc0mments
They are instantly vaporised but it’s worth it.
fraxinusoleaceae
It's called art for art's sake not for innocent bystanders' sake.
Ghlargh
It's over 99% safe, the pupils of the eyes cover less than 1% of your body surface!
solsactual
There is no innocence, only varying degrees of guilt
anotherIngloriousHandle
probably not. also very illegal towards aircraft. often pursued by FBI, prosecuted as crime
DwightYouIdiot
Definitely not safe for the guilty ones.
MAN9000
sDsnAlien
Lol