TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
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The reaction at the end is priceless
Mar 22, 2015 9:23 AM
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
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LeonardoMarques
That is murder most fowl...
MercyBacon89
Well that escalated quickly
AuspiciousProductions
Accelerated* ;)
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
Neegrow
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/NFgHpAd
yodadude
The real after photo.... http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/12/10/1292004029355/roast-goose-005.jpg
IggyAzaleaIsMySpiritAnimal
best part: that 'oh shit dude' pause
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
I like the way the goose bounces off the windshield (look close)
FreakoffRandy
Not a fan of this, honestly
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
But seriously, what the fuck is up with its tongue
Ihavemyxomatosis
They pick food / grit out of the earth underwater. They filter out the water like baleen in a whale's mouth.
cmptguy
Canadian geese are just assholes.. seriously!
Misformanatee
Canadian geese have a reputation for being vicious, but I love them. None have ever bothered me...
Lambpasty
I've had my hand torn open trying to fend off a goose bite before. Swans are even worse because they're like three times the size.
snailfury
in theory couldnt you just kick it? or is it to fast and scary?
Jolzeres
They have a surprisingly high pain tolerance. Especially when compared to my pussy ass self.
Xist3nce
Depends, I've punched a goose before and it honk/screech of death at me, then fluttered off like a bitch.
Idru4
+1 for the driver of that car
crandilly
This is so perfect lol
kevorkianlove
I laughed. I don't feel bad at all. Canadian Geese are assholes.
coanarcanius
I feel bad for the guy with the car. Things liable to do some damage.
Spearka
despite the fact that geese travel in packs they all hate each other
EroticZombiePants
To be fair, geese hate EVERYTHING.
henriksen1
We need more 'behind the gifs'
Mirm222
yeah, i've noticed a decline is quality "behind the gifs." This one made me laugh out loud though. more more more!
vindik8or
Why though? The behind part was basic as fuck. It improved the gif in no way, and didn't put any twist or spin on the original.
Mirm222
I had never seen the original gif so maybe thats why I laughed. But i'm all about more of these in general.
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
/a/m5Edv
Mirm222
omg. thank you. I lol'd again
OohShakiraShakira
And then that third goose is like, "This is quite awkward"
agonarch
...I saw nothing. Nothing!
yuyufan43
I felt bad. Then I remembered that they're geese.
returningtothetangentathand
He calms right down after Frank gets hit. He's either thinking, "that settles that!" Or, "hey, I'm not involved here"
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
"I had no part in this!"
FetucciniShepard
"Come here frank you piece of shi..oh i guess i umm...keep walking"
pickleton
Kinda like in this
KeatonTS
Doug: "Oh... Ahem... Well then..."
DancingPanther
Frank's goose is cooked
UnlimitedStupidity
What the duck is wrong with you, frank?
TwoBitGreaser
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker!
vindik8or
OP just described geese fighting, and then in the gif the geese fight. This fucken sucks, worst BTG I've seen.
Hinter9
He ded
pizzahand
I just saw a duck get killed buy a motorized vehicle. I have been saddened.
BigJulay
That duck can afford a car but I can't. What am I even doing with my life?
AntonioStark
To be fair, it's very hard to avoid something flying. Not like the turds who can easily avoid a turtle and don't.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
To be fair, when i'm driving 45 MPH, I don't notice a turtle till it's too late. I'm too busy watching other cars.
katieblu
You don't have to place blame on the driver to be sad. You can just be sad that a death occurred.
evilspyre
Geese are hatred wrapped up in evil the true dicks of the sky and water and some parts of land I guess too.
DrHelicopter
to be quite honest the car didn't look like it was going fast enough to kill anything
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
These geese are hissing, spitting, shitting monsters. Don't feel bad.
FlatPlutoSociety
In terms of vermin comparisons, if pigeons are rats with wings, then geese are rabid feral pigs with wings.
JimCosmo
I agree! I used run on a track during autumn, but I'd have to zigzag my way around the thing trying to avoid the hellish amount of bird shit
pizzahand
GEESE? Man, fuck geese!
Beepity
NO, THANK YOU.
ellbee
Geese are people too, you callous bastard.
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
RedDread
The reason why Canadians are so nice is because our rage and hatred is condensed into Canada Geese. And Hockey.
NoBeardTheIrate
And because they're gone for a minimum of five months of the year
BMacklinFBI
If you guys ever find a way to combine those two things, we Americans will surrender immediately.
Ekajra
Except Minnesota. We've got both of those too.
RedDread
That is far too much power for mortal hands to wield. You might as well make Grey Goo!
andrich2k
Looks like a wild goose chase to me
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
Why is this not top comment?
andrich2k
It's definitely better than "well that escalated quickly"
andrich2k
I know, right?
ChanelK
Doug's reaction after frank gets hit...shiit
troyl
This BTG got dark fast...
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
iwantacorgi
The third one is the guy that records and shouts "Worldstarrrrrr!!!"
TheTrufTree
Exactly what I thought! +1
Ubruni
I don't understand geese: they eat grass and shit green mushy pellets all over the place. What's to like?
HobanLives
He should have ducked
twoshady
or at least honked
DevonGronka
you quack me up.
steezypheaks
I geese thats what he gets for getting involved in fowl play.
Wibblywobblytime
but now he's getting goosed
NobodyCaresAboutMyNameSoDontEvenBother
I praise you
GhostInTheHalfShell
Yeah, that silly goose.
DavidPliskin008
It's just foul play.
TheBiggestCuntOnImgur
I like swans.
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
HobanLives
TimeToRegister
Beepity
ಠ_ಠ
Crimpmonkey
Images and gifs are what got me into Imgur, but it's the witty fucking puns that keep me here.
kamedin
God Damnit Barb
wiresnake
if you goose when you should duck, you're gonna have a bad time.
RandomTank
I think his goose is cooked
EpicBigWhale
Shall he lay rest with his lord and savor Karl king of ducks.
aarchy
No
BeetleBreakfastBeetleDrink
Did he just get hit by a dodge??
julgran
Oh, duck off!
MyDogJake
how can you duck when someone gooses you?
holymopandbucket
His goose is cooked?
ASongOfPissAndFarts
duck duck
Beepity
Goose! (splat)
mindolluin
you goose, those are geese
razmann
*gray ducks
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Which explains why he should have ducked.
InappropriateSexualComment
Either way he was fucked.
pharmboy
Bottom line: geese are bastards.
SSoHPKC
I own geese... you have.. NO idea....
Sithofsiths
It was hahaha... OH SHIT
doctorwhoisthecatsmeow
They're scary, I got attacked by one on my university campus.
gnamyl
So true.
wellnoshit
Just like my ex. What a small world!
CONFESSlONBEAR
Above line: bastards are geese.
Toast0nFire
Is it wrong that i laughed?
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
Nah
Toast0nFire
Kewl. Cause i laughed harder than i should have.
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
I'm on hour 11 of a 12 hour night shift and was laughing hysterically at this gif.
IggyAzaleaIsMySpiritAnimal
it'd be wrong if you didn't
qussow
No. Geese are jerks and there are too many of them.
Ahlyss24
So are most humans, but apparently it's not okay to laugh at them when they get hit by a car.
scelesti
that hasn't stopped me
Goggalore
The same applies for humans.
releasetheboobs
We need a new plague
qussow
Tell me, when a misanthrope is downvoted are they sad they were downvoted, happy they were proven right, or sad they were proven right?
zachtidmore
Yes. Yes it is. I did, too.
TheGammaRae
I hope not because I still haven't stopped yet...
ChanelK
I couldnt stop laughing....it took me waay to long to write this
InappropriateSexualComment
Get your tickets to hell!! Tickets to hell right Here!!
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
Why would it be wrong?
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Well. Frank was an ass, so he's not completely missed.
longoriaisaiah
http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.27589848.5700/ap,550x550,16x12,1,transparent,t.png
ManBearPigsDick
Nope, fuck geese.