SirMarcMatthews
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Oct 13, 2023 3:18 PM
SirMarcMatthews
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ThatRaccoonGuy
"I'm going to slather mustard and grilled onions allll oooover your wiener..."
MrSatisify
SithElephant
G0MeatCube
Damn you got my turned onnn
MrHappySmiles
I’d grill your shallots..
FyrKatte
I'd mash your potatoes? With pepper and sour cream of course.
SirMarcMatthews
I'd Swedish your fish?
OddlyPacific
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy
OddlyPacific
nincompoopie
This would work for me.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
First thing in my mind when I see this is don't microwave that cup
FishAreSUS
You too eh? They make gold foil that is microwavable now apparently.
CosplayComet
I'd ham your Swiss!! I'd cheese your burger! I'd dog your corn! I'd pork your chops! ...feel free to use any of these, guys. No charge.
FishAreSUS
I can eat a peach for hours... (am I doing this right?)
SirMarcMatthews
I'd hot your dog?
CosplayComet
I'd cobb your salad!
SirMarcMatthews
I'd mac your cheese
CosplayComet
I'd stuff your crust!! ...pretty sure we're dating now.
Gwenx
Yoo guys, with this humor, youd find the perfect girl!
If they cant appreciate this level of humor they are not worth it haha!
queefteef
I’ll braise your steak in an iron pan while brushing butter on it with rosemary. Then finish it off in the oven. Pretty sure we’re pregnant now
SirMarcMatthews