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$14 for a medium popcorn!?
Raxiel
#15 Nail clippers
bags1988
#8 Who reads one page of anything for five minutes? Get them a coloring book, they can’t read.
Stinkypookaka
Is it not illegal to drive with a light on?
UnicornofPeril
#11 Let's be real, I'd motorboat that ass.
rockfireman
I was just going to say, anyone besides me wanna eat that ass like it was a bag of groceries?
sj2890
Wait...it's NOT illegal to drive with the interior dome light on?! I'M 27 HOW DID I NOT KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!
dagg3r
Oh the cute norway bird from before:).
mattbl
#10 Oh, Tom must be borrowing Kylo's coat.
hardtofindanuntakenusername
Classic pauline and classic susan
Jllyrol311
Ghostbusters I could understand, but Ghostbusters II?!
butdontcallmeshirley
#2 : "Right? Haha- totally!" *avoid eye-contact in hopes of no follow up*
1NT3R3ST1NG
#9 it's not???
ProxyPlayerHD
ZaphodBeeblebroxIsRusselBrand
"You fucking fossil"
Spaceorbisgaming
As an atheist I would pull out my bible for that second pic something evil is inside her.
kitticuskattus
Jackson Galaxy is the cat daddy. Do not mock the cat daddy.
fantastickmath
Jeah i want to say it,,, he is really good
Sefren
J Gal is no joke. Miss him on Netflix
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Money, socks, and t shirts... All things I hated getting that now I'm very thankful for.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Oooh how I took nap time for granted
HouseOfEvil
My dad once bought me a new battery for my car as a birth gift. He was awesome.
1deejay
Grandpa got me a fresh set of tires one year. Super happy about that one.
butdontcallmeshirley
Jeez, that is an expensive gift- you've got a very generous gramps
MadTrippin
I received perfectly nothing for the past 5-6 years, and I am 22.
only90skidswillgetthis
When did you hate getting money?
PoopholeAintALoophole
Asking the real questions. No, really. That's the real question here.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
When I was a young child who didn't understand the value of money and would rather have had toys.
Rehoy
#1 should be more of an example of; you can make up just about any profession and make money off of it
DetectiveSloth
What the picture doesn't show is the reply explaining his tragic backstory
SomethingsShadow
Except he's actually really good at it. He's basically a dog trainer for cats when most people don't understand cats.
MidLifeChrysler
Because his species evolved a special psionic link with felines. They are considered equal races on his home world.
pearbee
Oh damn...lol I howled at 'you fucking fossil'...CLASSIC!!!
Virunuss
re: Bday $$ - $5 or $10 a year feels meaningful for a 7 year old. $10/yr is literally nothing to an adult with bills.
DerpsterCaro
Thats at least nine mcdoubles. Food for a week-ish
WildBluntHickok
Pretty sure my kids watch a cartoon called Jackson Galaxy
TheSSMacKenzie
#9 and part of my adulthood.
ImActuallyNotThatClever
I'm 26 and my mom still says this whenever I turn the light on.
TheSSMacKenzie
Consider saying, "shut up, mom! I'm a grown man. I do what I want."
ChillboBaggins93000
My life until this moment.