I hope there's an emergency room nearby.

Dec 15, 2016 1:26 PM

Don't try this at home, this is a trained professional...

We used to do the same thing in hs. We were just smart enough to wait and make it look like we ran the whole way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is a chain break on the front of the chainsaw that prevents the blade from turning at all. still dumb tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does the above image have to do with the confession bear or did you just post the top one at random?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the first one fake or just a 'murican?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the first picture, it shows which one of the reposters have no clue how a chainsaw works. Protip: That's actually safe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah... you try it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually hes right. the chainsaw will only start when its chain isnt in gear. meaning no cutty cutty for your nutty nutties

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A gun has a safety, I still wouldn't put it to my dick and pull the trigger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, the chain doesn't start spinning when you start a chainsaw.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not SUPPOSED to... I wouldn't tempt fate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0