ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
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@IdontSeeNipple
http://imgur.com/gallery/LaCxh
Jun 18, 2017 6:07 PM
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
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http://imgur.com/gallery/LaCxh
assissantmanager
BeachComber620822
WTF? Ouch! It seem's people are more interested in your censored nipple! :) Hope you get well soon!
InnsmouthTourist
I hope your nipple's ok
DonkeyGoat
You're redarted.
Jethrie
I like to think that the nipple is actually the size/shape of the blacked out area.
Norway1974
Maybe that is the reson he was to the docter to get help, Duh.
xochiluvr
I hate to be the one to point this out, but it looks like you got shafted.
FelicisAsphodel
For real though, thank you for letting everyone come in and look!
adamrac
Funniest part is blacking out the nipple
XedtheRed
I used to be an adventurer like you..
TheRealEdwardRooney
@iseenipple Can we get an official ruling?
princessfionna
crossbow bolt?
GhillieTrollAskold
Username seems appropriate.
Gaz2600
He obviously has a 2 inch nipple, someone photoshop it back in
IvorJBiggun
I bet OP has a dicknipple.
TheSquareRootOfPandaPawsIceCream
Username checks out.
bundleofwoodensticks
@IDontSeeNipple
Jazzinurface
This could really be tagged on 99% of the posts here
IDontSeeNipple
Fortunately, no nipple indeed.
bundleofwoodensticks
You exist!
KangInDaNarth
Was there any doubt?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Rofl. Upvotes for everyone!
UrsaUrsa
Upvote for your username as well :D
astromoondoggie
I hope that every time someone said that, you sighed loudly, rolled your eyes and whipped out your dick.
enoch246
WhitePoetWarlord
@IDontSeeNipple
BeachComber620822
lol
WieldsMjolnir
Blurring out the nipple makes this classy as fuck
thatSteveFan
That's an interesting definition of blur
donorkort
This is a Christian childrens site. Nudity is absolutely forbidden.
KEVlN
Dude it's not a nipple, it's a disease you inconsiderate bastard!
ginro
No longer nsfw
sulfuratus
nnsfw
Helios7719
Ah! - not any longer is that not safe for work!
diedrichm0319360
What nipple?
busybee
Exactly.
TheBlackCrow
I see wat u did there lol
diedrichm0319360
To be honest, I really didn't see the blackout until the comments... I am not a smart man.
TheShusher
WieldsMjolnir
OUTLAW COUNTRY WOOOOOO!!!!
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Three times this gif has been posted.
buttfare
I like this.
mellino19
avoids "marked mature"
PolarChi
imhoots
Holy mother of God a nipple!
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
For a while, I looked like a badly photoshopped nipple cropped from his chest and goodly photoshopped nipple on his arm.
PolarChi
OhKittyWhoaKitty
We need a pic of you pretending to pull it out. Tough as fuck. Extra points of you use teeth.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Sadly I'm much too smart for that. I left it the fuck alone, called 911 and woke up my wife.
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ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Oh my wife's response, I totally misread. She was pissed as fuck because she was sick and not up to driving 4 hours to the hospital.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I looked at him for a moment, then turned and went inside to do the aforementioned.
buckbuckbuckybuck
In other words, you were not the least bit surprised by this turn of events?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I think and react quickly. I took a second to process,, sublimated the pain, and went to do what I could about it.
mdzmdz
Were you once an adventurer?
GeneralBuzzkil
Is...is that a dart?
QueefJerkey
Medwards86
Yea those mini crossbows don't fuck around.
TheLordofMelons
Nor do regular and large crossbows for that matter.
10tacles
Kids these days and their weird piercings...
RydWolf
Gravitational dart ninjas!
TheBeardedDragon
I thought it was a nipple in his elbow until I saw the dart
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
80lb hand crossbow bolt.
sclarson
Looks like a forearm crossbow bolt.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Got two of those at home. Fuckers could kill a person easily. We use em to shoot the mice that go for our chickens.
J0HNNYACTI0N
That's a heavy dart!
Willybum84
Wow shit. Looked like you had a pointy zit at first. Did you die?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
No, but I can make the scar belly dance.
ridingtheclouds
Jesus Christ!
shogunium
Nope, that would require dart to be on palm
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
thegrimreaver
That bolt looks like it doesn't weight anywhere near 80lbs!
TwoWhiteMenArguingLoudly
for a second i thought it was a super intense game of beer darts gone horribly wrong. that's my worst nightmare tbh
ItsFantastic
fuck me, I see why your username is "Infinite Pain"
PortableWingWang
The fuck dude?
ZOMGNO
Caaaaaaan we get more photos? I hope you have a swift recovery!
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
You know what, there might be some pictures in my email of the sewn up incisions.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Inner arm /a/2klxX">http://imgur.com/a/2klxX and outer http://imgur.com/a/06Zsf
ZOMGNO
Not a bad stitch-up! Thanks :)
UnculturedHeathen
...I'm buying one. Maybe two.
75PercentSith
Username checks out.
Volucris0814
Can we get the whole story
FaceBookAI
80lb hand crossbow bolts got shot into his arm
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
It has been added in edit.
sha13
He's probably typing with one hand, so it could take a while
MajorLeagueFister
Looks like he got shot with a crossbow, mate
FelixtheWolf
I recall after I got myself a mini crossbow and fired one, my first thought was "man, this thing can totally shoot through my arm."
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Well, you weren't wrong.
FelixtheWolf
And point well proven. Hope it didn't take you too long to get in to the OR.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
They helicoptered me one state over where there happened to be a surgeon specializing in hands and nerve repair.
RelentlessDevastation
Should've went for the 160 crossbow would've gone clean through
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
It hit my arm because I threw it up to block my face though.
doglickingbuttholes
It was gonna hit you in the FACE? Was somebody trying to kill you or something wtf
LincolnSiixEcho
But the arrow is facing the wrong way then?!
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
You turn your arm inward when you block your face? You've never taken any martial arts.
HurricaneShade
Hand crossbow?
dayemoon
I'm nosey and wish to know how this happened.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Not nosy enough to click the link though. :P
dayemoon
Nah...just lazy. ????????????
dayemoon
On another note, glad you came out without much more damage.
theredlego
postholidaypoop
My wife got me 1 of those crossbows for Father's Day 2 yrs ago. Had a hair trigger on it. Scares the shit out of me. Feeling justified now.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
The kickback is respectable, too.
ViciousOtter
Why the nipple censoring ?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Because last time that's all anyone talked about.
kalix90
but people keep taking about your censured nipple now...
SrDave
Well I'm glad that didn't happen this time around.
rybinskcreative
Last time? This has happened before??
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
No, I posted this once before and people were really interested so I decided to repost myself.
ViciousOtter
Cropping the image would have been more efficient, we will talk about nipple censoring now.
he110nurse
/a/V246j
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Nope, completely missed the bones, arteries, and tendons.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-13-2015/W9BH1Y.gif
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
The first thing I did was read the username.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Yet you still leave everyone waiting on how you ended up with a dart in your arm :P
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Nah, it's in the link at the bottom.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Sigh. Should I just delete this and crop it?
BionicToad
So? All healed? Update for random please
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
Ok, but why did you censor the nipple? What thoufht process led to that choice?
fogosh
LEAVE YOUR NIPPLE ALONE
MajesticSnek
No
CanOnlySayYes
yes
TehFastay
Downvoted, then saw the username
CanOnlySayYes
yes
bobstallone
No, censored nipples are my fetish.
TheLastSpaceman
Don't you dare, fucko!! Lol
27yoUGLYvirgin
Why in the world did you crop out your nipple though?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I really wanna know why you thought it was necessary to blot out your nipple
MeganMeow
Maybe there is no nipple there, so he put that dot there to make it look like he was hiding a nipple like a regular joe
d0o0o0d
The power of the male nipple is too great to expose to mortal eyes, lest they be blinded by it's awesomeness.
fireeternal
Nah this is perfect op, also i hope your arm is better now.
m00ki3
No, no...we like it this way
gecko08
Just start saying that it's a commentary on how ridiculous it is that the female nipple is considered offensive.
manslut
No, no, inbox me some nudes instead handsome.
Littlefingerwillrule
please crop the nipple, but then paste it somwhere else
ViciousOtter
You can't stop nipples
ViciousOtter
Even with darts
Potatopinup
Why what's wrong with It?
Jesusqueef
Right? I'm confused too.
mudroot
Nah, just run w/ it.
ihavelameusernames
No way!!! That's the funniest part!!!
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
No, but a little context would be just swell.
SquishyToeBeans
Nope your censoring just makes this perfect
Slothhugswanted
Leave it as is! It makes it perfect.
CanOnlySayYes
yes
FrankAssessment
I think you should edit the picture and add in more nipples.
IWannaShowYouThis
Leave it how it is. Next time, censor each nipple with a smiley face. Edit the post to tell us the story! :)
happy2b
Too late buddy. Just embrace it.
wolfkin
It hasnt gotten that bad. No need to recrop.
StarvingSatyr
Yes... this time add a little "Hairy Leg."
StarvingSatyr
also.... user name checks out.
circlebreaker
The internet demands nipps!
DreadPierateRoberts
crop whatout?
voodoosexdoll
Kinda wanna see your nipple now tho @OP .. makes me wonder..
PolarChi
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
If you're curious enough, this post is a repost of my own content, and I blacked it out because the first time all they could talk about was
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
the nipple. So you can go back through my posts and find it. Someone else said it was about 6 months ago.
voodoosexdoll
These people are hardwired to roast. I scrolled for a bit but not enough to find my way through all your recent content lol
voodoosexdoll
The nipple in your arm looks great though