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Aug 4, 2016 6:20 PM

Here is the greek question mark ;

Enjoy, you filthy animals!

Calm down Satan...

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"expected a ';' - project1 - map.cpp - line 350" say wut?

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Fun fact: This trick does not work with CSS.

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/wrists

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Darn syntax error. Find replace. Done.

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Or use a language where the greek question mark properly decomposes into a semicolon so you don't have to worry about it. (Perl 6)

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JavaScript doesn't even require semicolons

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"Hmm.. why's there a red squiggly under that semicolon? Let me delete it and see.. oh, it's fixed!"

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Calm down, Hitler.

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As an aspiring programmer, this wouldn't work very well. A lot of programs are developed on programs to make it easier to code and....

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there are built in features in the program that tells you and shows you exactly where the issues are. Showing the line where the issue is.

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Notepad++ > you

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Then run the debug and find it

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people who do javascript are not my friends

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A proper IDE would detect/inform about this in a split second.

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I always downvote 9gag.

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Me too. Even in big posts I'm spotting this fucking watermark

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nope, copies as a semicolon to me.

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Until the boss fixes it

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Is this really how you ask a question in Greek;

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I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy... just kidding I'm about to go do this to 11 different people.

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You're about to lose 11 acquaintances. Also, hope no one knows what car you drive.

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You know 11 people who code in an IDE that won't highlight an error?

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It will highlight it but it takes a while for most people to just give up and retype the line

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τά; ὁμόγραφος

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translation: what? it's the same thing

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As someone who painstakingly taught himself JavaScript in high school... I would kill you with my bare hands.

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I've got good news and bad news: if your syntax highlighting is decent, this will not work

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Emacs is really helpful for that

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Returning to this comment, I've fallen in love with VIM, and it has syntax coloring

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Pretty sure Visual Studio would flag it as 'unexpected string literal' or somesuch.

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the problem is that I've used a lot of IDEs that will randomly throw "expected semicolon" when there is a semicolon. However, usually

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I try re-typing the semicolon to try to get the error checker to find it. Intellisense is kinda weird. Very powerful, but weird.

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if I could streamline the process from visual studio to compiling for a microcontroller, I totally would. I miss intelisense so much...

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Try VS Code, it's way more lightweight than VS, can hook back into VS for building if you want that

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VS building was nice for projects made 100% inside of it, nightmares for everything else. How does it compare to sublime w/ clang?

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well it's doing one thing right: it's not spitting out 222 "errors" because it doesn't like that I use a couple libraries that use ASM

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File this in the 'things that worked in 1996, but don't really do much anymore' drawer. Like screenshotting and hiding the desktop.

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Yea the syntax error wont really work anymore, but you definitely still can hide the desktop with a screenshot. Its fun to this day.

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screenshotting and hiding the desktop still works for android, trust me. ;)

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Yeah. I just finished a programming 101 course and realize why this doesn't work... NetBeans would immediately throw a compile error!

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Right but for some really shitty lDEs it might be difficult to identify and that's not the kinda thing one checks for

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'scuse you, I still have people fall for the screenshot trick. Also, tape on the mouse sensor is still worth a couple chuckles.

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File this in reposters anonymous and laugh because @OP has never coded in his life.

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Ohh shiiit

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Unless you're writing all your code by hand, any decent IDE highlights the location of syntax errors.

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what, you don't write your code in notepad?

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