Jun 3, 2017 7:32 AM
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jameslogan1947
Where exactly is this underwater camera?
shades432
He's just giving Free hugs
ArtMadeofYourComment
And kisses.
Harry18689
Arachnophobia intensifies
cattingtons
he has been chosen!
Underappreciated comment right there.
Story of my imgur career...
SaltDotExe
"oh no" - fish probably
HackergirlMio
Spider catching fish, slow NO
askmeaboutanything
shinobikat
He touch the fishy
jezyuen
jesusisherelookbusy
Later
SunBrolem
I always found it interesting that the bug was totally unrestrained while those guys went in. What if it had reacted faster?
They ded
ShibeDogeBork
Six-spotted fishing spider, for those curious.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
that is just the right amount of slow, you slut
kSpacePoster
Holy crap. I didn't know spiders could do that
Only specific species can. Fishing spiders, like this one, are designed for this.
bigblindguy
I didn't either, but read title, watched gif, thought yeah thats exactly how I'd expect a spider to catch a fish. Hunters thru and thru.
Logan44
Slow no.
avaliakitcat
That's pretty cool though ...
definitelyprobably
looks like it's from australia
amiworthyofbeingagramarnazi
Tagged eat what you want. +1
drenix
Legit question, what kind of spider is this one, cos I kicked one out of my house last night (looked like it at least, design and color)
RigoryMorty
European Raft Spider
Probably not then or a tourist since I'm in Argentina. Thanks
They could have some relatives all over the world, but I believe this is a Raft Spider. Here's one I caught
*They do have relatives all over the world, Dolomedes are wide spread. But not all of them catch fish.
Except this one was... in a scale from 1 to 10 of nope about 1. I wasnt takingchances tho and tossed it outside.
This one was like a larger version of "those tiny ones you may find around your house" (ones barely as large as your pinky nail)
MaddDogMattis
Fuck spiders! But here's your +1 for the very informative GIF
FirstDagger
Taur622
Not nearly as impressive than if it made a weighted web net, then cast it out with great skill.
Some spiders do that, Ive seen a spider make a web then hold it in front legs and throw it over a fly to catch that bad boy on the wing.
Oh shit, I'm lazy, can you post a video of that?
FountainPenn
One place I thought I'd be safe from spider was water. Just in time for summer to have this newly formed phobia.
clark6050
Unless you're a minnow you don't have anything to worry about
StormheartKing
Tried to drown a HUGE spider once. Turned out to have millions of babies on its back, and they spread along the water like nightmare fuel.
NightingalesBlackAce
Few spiders live in water and they require certain climate so just find out where they live and put your nerves at ease
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
Story Time: my dad has a little John Boat for the river behind his house. He was fishing with my brother on the boat, towing me in a ...
... small raft. I was asleep. Dad got his lure caught in a tree. He motored over to dislodge it, but my raft swung around to float...
...Downstream. Directly into a branch hanging just about the water. The scratch of the limbs awoke me. The 1000s of spiders in the nest ...
...caused me to leap out of the raft into the water. I had woken up COVERED in spiders that lived in a huge web in the low hanging branch...
I was fine. The spiders weren't huge or furry, but it the worst way I've ever woken up. The water I was in washed them all off... hopefully
PlanderingPlumus
Spiders are everywhere except where there is constant ice I think.
dangerkitty
There are spiders in the arctic and antarctic.
Interesting. Now I need to read about them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_spider
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_wolf_spider
SeaweedSandwich
Well, judging from the gif they can only get you if you're small enough to fit in their legs. So you should be fine, if you're a human
MrSusansBalls
If that gets you, a species of aquatic giant centipede has recently been discovered. They're highly poisonous and unafraid of humans :)
Lebiram
Oh goodie! *hides from the outside world*
Scientists have recently discovered a species of centipede which lives in the area hidden from the outside world.
pancreas
proof that God doesn't exist. Or at least no benevolent god
"Wait, no, don't put that there..." "SHUT IT IMMA PUT IT WHERE EVER I DAMN WELL WANT"
UsernameRelevance
Have you never seen a water spider? Little fuckers are everywhere
TheBurritoConfederacy
"little"
MutantGoat1
You cant escape
[deleted]
lapisknight
This thing isn't even a water spider. They build webs underwater and drag air bubbles down to them and shit.
gmdave
They shit in their air bubbles? Not a very good strategy.
1337CaptainHadock
Some spider species live underwater - by making nets under the water that can hold on to air bubbles :)
Prunebane
Ruoska
My phobia stemmed from a big black water spider going into my gumboot while wading. I was 7 and it still scars me.
Flyndaran
Phobias that stem from traumatic events make sense. But so many come from freaking nowhere.
lilskank
My phobia started around the same age. My mom was driving, and I was in the back seat. I felt something tickling my thigh, near my groin. >
I freaked and pulled my shorts down and saw a spider on my leg about the size of a ping pong ball. Upon discovery, it scattered across my >
Leg into the crack between the two back seats and we never saw it again.
igreatlydislikechickens
A scorpion crawling up the inside of my pants leg upper thigh. Felt a thing, grabbed through my pants, rip them down, BAM big ass scorpion!
HsuDoNihm
Safety is an illusion, so the answer is obvious: practice magic tricks.
turbulentlizard
Sydney Funnel Web spiders, the most venomous spider in the world, can survive 24-30 hrs under water.
TooTallToucan
fire. only the mother of dragons can be safe.
UndulatingTerrain
HYDROARACHNOPHOBIA
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
That's what my son suffers from.
marabugg06
Did you know they recently discovered a semi-aquatic centipede? Neat!
Rivalyn
Diving Bell Spiders. You won't thank me when you google that.
LordResinexTheQute
Damn right I'm not thanking you for that what the fuck why is that even a thing?
Proof that no matter where you go on Earth you are never more than ten feet from a spider. No matter where.
TheRicemanCometh
I work in a factory cleanroom with a ten minute walk to any exit, somehow a wolf spider got in here past closed doors and filtered airvents
SoftBonez
are you a tiny tiny fish?
DoctorGoldfish
Maybe =(
One day I was chilling with my girlfriend and best friend by a river. I saw a huge spider walking along the shoreline, and I kicked it into>
the water because I'm terrified of them and didn't want it coming near our spot. Lo and behold, that spider just WALKED BACK TO SHORE FROM>
THE WATER. Like, it just FLOATS. And then we noticed there were even more of them on the shore, and another couple lazily floating on the >
stream. We all decided to nope out of there. We had no idea there were spiders that could trek on water like it was nothing. That's >
terrifying.
Have a head crab https://youtu.be/vNknC6Gp7MY
McGreed
The Antarctica is still an option.
airen
Fuck me, it was hard even watching this gif
richardson1701
DAMN, NATURE! YOU SCARY! *shivers right up into the Antarctic.*
Sea spiders live in Antarctic oceans. And arctic wolf spiders in the Arctic. NO ESCAPE!
EmotionallyTransparent
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
I upvoted that with much nope
Golden orb weaver. Beautiful webs. Also they are fucking huge.
slidewhistlesymphony
All spiders are cool as fuck, especially jumping spiders and fishing spiders.
Crestedtit
Yes to salticidae (jumping)! This is a raft spider. Pretty cool.
HumansArePrettyNeat
The black widow under my BBQ is just trying to keep the flies away from my family gatherings. Good job buddy!
Perkeleenretku
Cool but nope
MrMantastic
They're learning. Preparing. And once humanity inevitably wipes itself out, it will be their turn.
ButternutCrinklefries
They had their turn...
LtShed
They'll have to duke it out with the Octopuses, and my money is on those eight tentacled bastards
witsd
I recommend reading Children of Time, if you like science fiction at all.
Defylightwithdarkness
Actually, they've on Earth way longer than human beings...
GadenKerensky
Not if we turn Earth into Venus 2.0.
ToxicMolluscinity
Bro, do you even science? Unpossible. Venus's atmosphere does have a lot more CO2 but it also 92x denser at the surface. It's day is (1)
AParticularlyAverageWank
truly unpossible.
( 2)also longer than it's year which removes the the regular irradiation into space of heat that the Earth does every twelve hours. It (3)
(3) is also 72% the distance from the sun than the Earth is. Science, bitch. Get some.
If enough methane is released from the lower crust, or any number of sources, a similar lifeless planet can be achieved.
Cabbudge
Great, now try to talk to people without being a cunt.
MaybeSomeOtherDay
That under water view though. Also it's happening so fast, the other fish look like they're just staring while the whole thing's going down.
What would they do? Watch buffalo being hunted by wolves: the buffs could turn and END the wolves, ONCE and FOREVER, but it is not their way
MattDerKomponist
It just boggles my mind how they film that.
LankyBootyGriswald
I mean... fish can't blink so...
StevenQUrkel
Bystander effect?
jayliu1984
I am thinking it maybe a set up. Maybe they ward off that pool with lots of fish
eggmuffin
Why would that be necessary? It's far cheaper to just film the real thing. If you find the spider, sooner or later, you will film it hunting
I think it is highly unlikely someone would be so lucky to capture that with 2 cameras.
Not at all. If you know where the spider perches, you know where it will catch a fish. That's where you setup the cameras.
Ruhig
To be fair, fish aren't known for being terribly clever...
abeyoye
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
v
Miathan
Thx, saw this before but not with so many pixels
MrVente
My fav GIF ever!
It's the 'FUCK IT. AAAAAAAAAAA' bit at the end that makes me love it most.
lazerzpewpew
but...honey badger dont give a fuck
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
This is just a normal badger. Unlike the honey badger it does occasionally give a fuck.
IDownvoteSpiders
Same reaction
TORGUEFROMPANDORA
Mildly horrifying, also interesting af. +1
sorrowharvest
Mildly? MILDLY????
I don't spook easily
ReferenceCheck
CabNumber1729
Imagine one in your bath. You'll think youre safe but then. Wham! Spider has caught your penis for dinner.
dhexodus
Grenade out.
jameslogan1947
Where exactly is this underwater camera?
shades432
He's just giving Free hugs
ArtMadeofYourComment
And kisses.
Harry18689
Arachnophobia intensifies
cattingtons
ArtMadeofYourComment
Underappreciated comment right there.
cattingtons
Story of my imgur career...
SaltDotExe
"oh no" - fish probably
HackergirlMio
Spider catching fish, slow NO
askmeaboutanything
shinobikat
He touch the fishy
jezyuen
jesusisherelookbusy
Later
SunBrolem
I always found it interesting that the bug was totally unrestrained while those guys went in. What if it had reacted faster?
jesusisherelookbusy
They ded
ShibeDogeBork
SunBrolem
Six-spotted fishing spider, for those curious.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
that is just the right amount of slow, you slut
kSpacePoster
Holy crap. I didn't know spiders could do that
SunBrolem
Only specific species can. Fishing spiders, like this one, are designed for this.
bigblindguy
I didn't either, but read title, watched gif, thought yeah thats exactly how I'd expect a spider to catch a fish. Hunters thru and thru.
Logan44
Slow no.
avaliakitcat
That's pretty cool though ...
definitelyprobably
looks like it's from australia
amiworthyofbeingagramarnazi
Tagged eat what you want. +1
drenix
Legit question, what kind of spider is this one, cos I kicked one out of my house last night (looked like it at least, design and color)
RigoryMorty
European Raft Spider
drenix
Probably not then or a tourist since I'm in Argentina. Thanks
RigoryMorty
They could have some relatives all over the world, but I believe this is a Raft Spider. Here's one I caught
RigoryMorty
*They do have relatives all over the world, Dolomedes are wide spread. But not all of them catch fish.
drenix
Except this one was... in a scale from 1 to 10 of nope about 1. I wasnt takingchances tho and tossed it outside.
drenix
This one was like a larger version of "those tiny ones you may find around your house" (ones barely as large as your pinky nail)
MaddDogMattis
Fuck spiders! But here's your +1 for the very informative GIF
FirstDagger
Taur622
Not nearly as impressive than if it made a weighted web net, then cast it out with great skill.
bigblindguy
Some spiders do that, Ive seen a spider make a web then hold it in front legs and throw it over a fly to catch that bad boy on the wing.
Taur622
Oh shit, I'm lazy, can you post a video of that?
FountainPenn
One place I thought I'd be safe from spider was water. Just in time for summer to have this newly formed phobia.
clark6050
Unless you're a minnow you don't have anything to worry about
StormheartKing
Tried to drown a HUGE spider once. Turned out to have millions of babies on its back, and they spread along the water like nightmare fuel.
NightingalesBlackAce
Few spiders live in water and they require certain climate so just find out where they live and put your nerves at ease
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
Story Time: my dad has a little John Boat for the river behind his house. He was fishing with my brother on the boat, towing me in a ...
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
... small raft. I was asleep. Dad got his lure caught in a tree. He motored over to dislodge it, but my raft swung around to float...
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
...Downstream. Directly into a branch hanging just about the water. The scratch of the limbs awoke me. The 1000s of spiders in the nest ...
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
...caused me to leap out of the raft into the water. I had woken up COVERED in spiders that lived in a huge web in the low hanging branch...
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
I was fine. The spiders weren't huge or furry, but it the worst way I've ever woken up. The water I was in washed them all off... hopefully
PlanderingPlumus
Spiders are everywhere except where there is constant ice I think.
dangerkitty
There are spiders in the arctic and antarctic.
PlanderingPlumus
Interesting. Now I need to read about them.
dangerkitty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_spider
dangerkitty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_wolf_spider
SeaweedSandwich
Well, judging from the gif they can only get you if you're small enough to fit in their legs. So you should be fine, if you're a human
MrSusansBalls
If that gets you, a species of aquatic giant centipede has recently been discovered. They're highly poisonous and unafraid of humans :)
Lebiram
Oh goodie! *hides from the outside world*
MrSusansBalls
Scientists have recently discovered a species of centipede which lives in the area hidden from the outside world.
pancreas
proof that God doesn't exist. Or at least no benevolent god
MrSusansBalls
"Wait, no, don't put that there..." "SHUT IT IMMA PUT IT WHERE EVER I DAMN WELL WANT"
UsernameRelevance
Have you never seen a water spider? Little fuckers are everywhere
TheBurritoConfederacy
"little"
MutantGoat1
You cant escape
[deleted]
[deleted]
lapisknight
This thing isn't even a water spider. They build webs underwater and drag air bubbles down to them and shit.
gmdave
They shit in their air bubbles? Not a very good strategy.
1337CaptainHadock
Some spider species live underwater - by making nets under the water that can hold on to air bubbles :)
Prunebane
Ruoska
My phobia stemmed from a big black water spider going into my gumboot while wading. I was 7 and it still scars me.
Flyndaran
Phobias that stem from traumatic events make sense. But so many come from freaking nowhere.
lilskank
My phobia started around the same age. My mom was driving, and I was in the back seat. I felt something tickling my thigh, near my groin. >
lilskank
I freaked and pulled my shorts down and saw a spider on my leg about the size of a ping pong ball. Upon discovery, it scattered across my >
lilskank
Leg into the crack between the two back seats and we never saw it again.
igreatlydislikechickens
A scorpion crawling up the inside of my pants leg upper thigh. Felt a thing, grabbed through my pants, rip them down, BAM big ass scorpion!
HsuDoNihm
Safety is an illusion, so the answer is obvious: practice magic tricks.
turbulentlizard
Sydney Funnel Web spiders, the most venomous spider in the world, can survive 24-30 hrs under water.
TooTallToucan
fire. only the mother of dragons can be safe.
UndulatingTerrain
HYDROARACHNOPHOBIA
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
That's what my son suffers from.
marabugg06
Did you know they recently discovered a semi-aquatic centipede? Neat!
Rivalyn
Diving Bell Spiders. You won't thank me when you google that.
LordResinexTheQute
Damn right I'm not thanking you for that what the fuck why is that even a thing?
Rivalyn
Proof that no matter where you go on Earth you are never more than ten feet from a spider. No matter where.
TheRicemanCometh
I work in a factory cleanroom with a ten minute walk to any exit, somehow a wolf spider got in here past closed doors and filtered airvents
SoftBonez
are you a tiny tiny fish?
DoctorGoldfish
Maybe =(
lilskank
One day I was chilling with my girlfriend and best friend by a river. I saw a huge spider walking along the shoreline, and I kicked it into>
lilskank
the water because I'm terrified of them and didn't want it coming near our spot. Lo and behold, that spider just WALKED BACK TO SHORE FROM>
lilskank
THE WATER. Like, it just FLOATS. And then we noticed there were even more of them on the shore, and another couple lazily floating on the >
lilskank
stream. We all decided to nope out of there. We had no idea there were spiders that could trek on water like it was nothing. That's >
lilskank
terrifying.
TheRicemanCometh
DoctorGoldfish
Have a head crab https://youtu.be/vNknC6Gp7MY
McGreed
The Antarctica is still an option.
airen
Fuck me, it was hard even watching this gif
richardson1701
DAMN, NATURE! YOU SCARY! *shivers right up into the Antarctic.*
dangerkitty
Sea spiders live in Antarctic oceans. And arctic wolf spiders in the Arctic. NO ESCAPE!
EmotionallyTransparent
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
I upvoted that with much nope
SunBrolem
Golden orb weaver. Beautiful webs. Also they are fucking huge.
slidewhistlesymphony
All spiders are cool as fuck, especially jumping spiders and fishing spiders.
Crestedtit
Yes to salticidae (jumping)! This is a raft spider. Pretty cool.
HumansArePrettyNeat
The black widow under my BBQ is just trying to keep the flies away from my family gatherings. Good job buddy!
Perkeleenretku
Cool but nope
MrMantastic
They're learning. Preparing. And once humanity inevitably wipes itself out, it will be their turn.
ButternutCrinklefries
They had their turn...
LtShed
They'll have to duke it out with the Octopuses, and my money is on those eight tentacled bastards
witsd
I recommend reading Children of Time, if you like science fiction at all.
Defylightwithdarkness
Actually, they've on Earth way longer than human beings...
GadenKerensky
Not if we turn Earth into Venus 2.0.
ToxicMolluscinity
Bro, do you even science? Unpossible. Venus's atmosphere does have a lot more CO2 but it also 92x denser at the surface. It's day is (1)
AParticularlyAverageWank
truly unpossible.
ToxicMolluscinity
( 2)also longer than it's year which removes the the regular irradiation into space of heat that the Earth does every twelve hours. It (3)
ToxicMolluscinity
(3) is also 72% the distance from the sun than the Earth is. Science, bitch. Get some.
GadenKerensky
If enough methane is released from the lower crust, or any number of sources, a similar lifeless planet can be achieved.
Cabbudge
Great, now try to talk to people without being a cunt.
MaybeSomeOtherDay
That under water view though. Also it's happening so fast, the other fish look like they're just staring while the whole thing's going down.
bigblindguy
What would they do? Watch buffalo being hunted by wolves: the buffs could turn and END the wolves, ONCE and FOREVER, but it is not their way
MattDerKomponist
It just boggles my mind how they film that.
LankyBootyGriswald
I mean... fish can't blink so...
StevenQUrkel
Bystander effect?
jayliu1984
I am thinking it maybe a set up. Maybe they ward off that pool with lots of fish
eggmuffin
Why would that be necessary? It's far cheaper to just film the real thing. If you find the spider, sooner or later, you will film it hunting
jayliu1984
I think it is highly unlikely someone would be so lucky to capture that with 2 cameras.
eggmuffin
Not at all. If you know where the spider perches, you know where it will catch a fish. That's where you setup the cameras.
Ruhig
To be fair, fish aren't known for being terribly clever...
abeyoye
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Miathan
Thx, saw this before but not with so many pixels
MrVente
My fav GIF ever!
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
It's the 'FUCK IT. AAAAAAAAAAA' bit at the end that makes me love it most.
lazerzpewpew
but...honey badger dont give a fuck
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
This is just a normal badger. Unlike the honey badger it does occasionally give a fuck.
IDownvoteSpiders
Same reaction
TORGUEFROMPANDORA
Mildly horrifying, also interesting af. +1
sorrowharvest
Mildly? MILDLY????
TORGUEFROMPANDORA
I don't spook easily
ReferenceCheck
CabNumber1729
Imagine one in your bath. You'll think youre safe but then. Wham! Spider has caught your penis for dinner.
[deleted]
[deleted]
dhexodus
Grenade out.