Sep 7, 2019 6:05 AM
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llAzraelll
That's definitely England.
theoldsazzledazzle
That guy on the right is very good at throwing that plank
Zomkty
Is this cricket?
Arcian
Leave vs Remain.
tacoperrito
I’m curious about the context of this fight. And where is this guy getting all of those planks from? Is he ripping up his own floor?
gowild
This alone is reason enough to give terraced housing a miss
greyspears
I haven't seen a good ole plank fight in years.
angle113
I read the title as “prank war” and was so confused for like 10 seconds oh my..
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
New Olympic Sport - Urban Fencing
bripi
I love it! Will there be tests for doping?
trogmaniac
jesusisherelookbusy
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
Love thy neighbor.
FlyingSquid262
With wood boards.
apbadogs
Man, some those throws were absolute missiles.
AllKillerNoFill
Certainly not the first time Grey Jumper has lobbed a plank at someone.
He was a private first class in the Plank Corps, mate...couldn't get promoted 'cuz of his shit aim at the firing range.
garygibs
Just proves that the US doesn’t have a monopoly on redneck hillbillies.
SirJiffy
Anyone else catch the little pupper in the upstairs window? Poor little dude doesn't know what's going on.
ThePerks2010
He doesn't at all seem bothered by gollum lurking next to him tho
ChloeRed
"why are you throwing large sticks that I can't chase"?
awesomespeler
Bloke on the right definitely has his technique down and dirty
unstoppablecamel
Phriendzone
You think the’d get board after awhile.
thebadbadryan
He caught the plank. By dodgeball rules the other guy is out. Fight over no police needed.
LivingWaters
*throws Mjolnoir* other guy *catches Mjolnoir* 'OK now we fight'
If you can dodge a plank, you can dodge a ball!
fish454
NachoPete
Mr. Rogers would be quite disappointed in these folk's behavior.
Sauroctonus
As far as I'm aware, we never saw Mr. Rogers here until the internet.
hollywood429
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !!
PewPewBulletBulletGun
I like how he gave him a fighting chance "Here you go sir, a plank, now fight me!"
snekonaplen
Is this the Brexit with or without a deal?
escalinci
This is us throwing back and forth whose responsibility it is when we crash out.
The only answer: yes.
Mandarinduckmama
I love how the wife comes in as a peacemaker, and then, "fuck you, ye bast'rd."
baronvk
This is what you get when you take away the guns and knives. War never changes.
storebrandproductmascot
This is way funnier than a shooting, so I'll take this
plus, a **lot** easier to dodge planks than bullets, and easier to survive impact. I am now 100% converted to plank warfare for history.
Well, *anger* never changes. This isn't war, just a spat. And an entertaining one; war can hardly ever be called entertaining. Still, funny.
pancreas
ban lumber!
insanitypurge
I got board watching this.
amyyycs
Underrated comment, +1
fbutt09
They were plenty of planks in that vid
panamjck
who woodn't?
HamishHamilton0
Dad found!
boobibop
she threw a broom
ItWasUncalledFor
Man why she do that she ain’t getting it back
lol she does at the end he catapults it back over haha
w00tberrypie
For as long as this gif has been alive, I still haven't gotten any confirmed explanation about the chick in the window.
tigersRcool
Might be their daughter... which makes some of these comments kinda ick
ellyllon
What explanation do you need? She's just watching events unfold
MustardDuck
What part of "person looks out window" confuses you?
fleawuss
Referee
dwolvin
Or the small animal...
Well shes bent at the hips with the curtains drawn so probably getting a seeing to.
I think you watch too much porn if that's the first thing you think
Or grew up in a council estate where some slapper wouldn't even break stride to peep at the neighbours drama....
Oh, a girl is bent over. Must be having sex, what other explanation is there? I grew up in a council estate too, it's not where my mind went
it was a joke you absolute weapon. Don't take everything so literally. I guess you're just spoiling for an argument.
lazysombrero
Ya, window chick in doggy style
UnattendedDeviant
That's Karen. Solo plank guy's ex wife. Hilariously her sister and brother-in-law lives next door. She moved in with them after the divorce.
plaguedoctor238
I believe they stole her, and he wants her back.
Fed up with her ex, Frank, she convinced the inlaws to take him out when she spotted him letting the snails out for daily exercise.
The brother-in-law agreed. When he asked Karen if she had a gun. Karen said no, I have 2 planks. I mean, it's obvious dude.
WesVTX
When the Legend becomes Fact, Print the Legend!
Soooo good, that tale! I wish I could have given more ups, but ya got one for each. Well played!
callmerabbitfighter
She went from peacekeeper to combatant in literally 5 seconds.
Bandana7Jack
U.S. before and after when they officially entered WW2
StressTestOICU812
That was my favorite part. De-escalation first, then when that failed, she was all-in!
JHawke
"Stop this nonsense" "Oh the wind is blowing from the east. FOR VALHALLA"
Player 3 has entered the game: Special a Weapon: Broom of death.
VampireBearz
Typical chav tbf
evanolsen
Chav?
Council house and violent
I’m laughing at the tyrants
MoonMoan
Innit
That fat fuck threw a plank in the doorway where she was...no wonder she got lit up!
Jektar
Well at 14 seconds what looks like a plank came out the doorway.
BrendaSnooze
Another Great British tradition. They move on to bricks in the next round. After tea and crumpets that is.
Abrausedteleprot
I believe the tie breaker round after tea is stella bottles at 20'
I0VE525P00GE
Oh England why must you embarrass me so?
aghori
it's the food and the rain. must be.
leethario695
Leavers Vs remainders
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
have you seen your Prime minister ? at least those guy do this in their house.
urdnotjimmy
These are called "chavs", I presume?
TheHydeParkWrangler
JoeT85
looks like outtakes form Shaun of the Dead.
live action jeremy kyle lol
Tumescentpie
Imagine being an American. I hope that cured you of your embarrassment.
Ha...yeah, that helped thanks
annoyingrockstar
It's only embarrassing as neither did anything to the other! Like two dogs separated by a sliding door
DanceFightingDog
This is the traditional start to the wife carrying race, after which couples chase a cheese wheel down a hill. Perfectly normal really.
canonlyturnright
Better to be embarrassed than shot in the face.
Billy2sweet
Yall are like the Alabama of europe huh?
No...Europe doesn’t really have an Alabama...there’s only one Alabama
Gammelfar
Ever wondered who voted yes to Brexit? These guys
RiseAndShineMrFreeman
What do you mean? This fills me with pride to be of these isles
nanabroccolifart
Hey at least their neighbors acknowledge their presence
bumblebeerumble
There is a tv show about these neighbor disputes. I think its nightmare neighbors or something
how do we just know thats in the uk amazing
i3igpete
Because it's a cold, uninhabitable country with small houses
Uninhabitable?
blumpk1npie
My money's on liverpool or manchester
SpoilsburyToastMan
Looks like Longsight/Levenshulme in Manchester to me. Fucking chav scum.
makeSX
To continental Europe, all brits look like this
bubbasparxx
Yea, definitely somewhere up north
Weird how perspective works. I always see those cities as north of the middle.
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dmitriid
This just keeps on giving /a/kTd8v0l
Judsom
Wow. What a mess
FrGrump
That was the Game of Thrones cast Xmas party 2014
telecomteardown
eclectico
abacab87
It's because your houses are too close together. People need space.
Wmcmwa
So you are saying we should move I to the sea
Burnicle
These guys? Yes.
Silas007
Wasnt that historically the strategy of Empire?
Australia says g'day...
Galbot85
I thought it might be ireland. It’s definitely us or the welsh or scots. Haha
goobernoodles
That was my guess
ICantThinkOfAU
I was 100% certain this was my people (Scotland) but now you’ve got me questioning
yesyoucancancan
Could easily be us Aussies
Wellshiet
"Same thing" - everyone outside
TheLazyDragoon
Excuse me but up here in Bonny Scotland we toss cabers, not piddly wee planks of wood
Toss me caber, lassie!
BOBNOBODY
I thought Dublin too, turns out it's England https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/neighbours-throw-wood-brooms-uk-17148637
JudgeVegas
The article literally says it's not known where the fight took place.
They don't know where in England it took place
The article does not say it took place in England.
DemonFluffer1000
Bad reference nothing verifiable in this article.
MacEifer
I was thinking North Cork. Had some sweet BBQs in backyards looking just like this, just.. intact...
Used to live in Cork......great city!
Ialwaysupvotewinston
My money was on Florida or Alabama
kebbitevoke
Britons, all embarrassing alcoholics.
PlusHooks
We going by architecture or plank throwing? Or...
hockeyham
Yes
MrWobblyHead
That style of terraced housing is very common in the UK and Ireland. High population density in industrial towns.
ialwaysupvoteShibe
I live in Maryland in the US. We called that kind of housing "Row Homes" where I grew up.
Ribb
“Projects” here in PA.
You’ve satiated my curiosity on that which I’ve had for awhile. Thanks!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraced_houses_in_the_United_Kingdom
A bit of both. I’ve seen loads of shit like this in Dublin when I was growing up.
Impundulu
I grew up in Hounslow and seen tons of shite like this. Maybe Britain and Ireland are similar after all......
Felching
I grew up in Dublin and now live in Hounslow and I've never seen this
BoltAurelius
Despite our divisions, the denizens of these fair isles share so much. The sense of humour, ugly women and neighbourly violence.
TickleMeFlymo
Nah it's England I reckon. Gonna take a stab at Yorkshire/Lancashire maybe
TheWheelMan1549
Looks like Doncaster maybe. The original video was posted by a lad from there
JPBStory
Honestly ould be anywhere in the UK or Ireland. To me it looks exactly like Ipswich (Southeast) but that's only because I lived there.
ElBurroLoco
I would hazard a guess at Yorkshire too. The small gardens, and general bleakness in the air.
That's what I see. Lived in Leeds for 3.5 years and I know exactly what you mean. Can't say I miss it that much.
To be fair, this could be anywhere from Sheffield to Dundee.
Yeah, though interesting you should say that - I wouldn't have thought much further south than Sheffield at the most, either.
The tracksuits and haircut on your man (along with the asbestos cladding for the shed roof) scream Scotland at me, could be any shitehole
Pretty sure that's a tarmac roof, and we have those all over the island.
The corrugated one on the left I’m meaning, not the one on the right, it looks exactly like the old asbestos roof I had on my old shed
llAzraelll
That's definitely England.
theoldsazzledazzle
That guy on the right is very good at throwing that plank
Zomkty
Is this cricket?
Arcian
Leave vs Remain.
tacoperrito
I’m curious about the context of this fight. And where is this guy getting all of those planks from? Is he ripping up his own floor?
gowild
This alone is reason enough to give terraced housing a miss
greyspears
I haven't seen a good ole plank fight in years.
angle113
I read the title as “prank war” and was so confused for like 10 seconds oh my..
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
New Olympic Sport - Urban Fencing
bripi
I love it! Will there be tests for doping?
trogmaniac
jesusisherelookbusy
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
Love thy neighbor.
FlyingSquid262
With wood boards.
apbadogs
Man, some those throws were absolute missiles.
AllKillerNoFill
Certainly not the first time Grey Jumper has lobbed a plank at someone.
bripi
He was a private first class in the Plank Corps, mate...couldn't get promoted 'cuz of his shit aim at the firing range.
garygibs
Just proves that the US doesn’t have a monopoly on redneck hillbillies.
SirJiffy
Anyone else catch the little pupper in the upstairs window? Poor little dude doesn't know what's going on.
ThePerks2010
He doesn't at all seem bothered by gollum lurking next to him tho
ChloeRed
"why are you throwing large sticks that I can't chase"?
awesomespeler
Bloke on the right definitely has his technique down and dirty
unstoppablecamel
Phriendzone
You think the’d get board after awhile.
thebadbadryan
He caught the plank. By dodgeball rules the other guy is out. Fight over no police needed.
LivingWaters
*throws Mjolnoir* other guy *catches Mjolnoir* 'OK now we fight'
bripi
If you can dodge a plank, you can dodge a ball!
fish454
NachoPete
Mr. Rogers would be quite disappointed in these folk's behavior.
Sauroctonus
As far as I'm aware, we never saw Mr. Rogers here until the internet.
hollywood429
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !!
PewPewBulletBulletGun
I like how he gave him a fighting chance "Here you go sir, a plank, now fight me!"
snekonaplen
Is this the Brexit with or without a deal?
escalinci
This is us throwing back and forth whose responsibility it is when we crash out.
bripi
The only answer: yes.
Mandarinduckmama
I love how the wife comes in as a peacemaker, and then, "fuck you, ye bast'rd."
baronvk
This is what you get when you take away the guns and knives. War never changes.
storebrandproductmascot
This is way funnier than a shooting, so I'll take this
bripi
plus, a **lot** easier to dodge planks than bullets, and easier to survive impact. I am now 100% converted to plank warfare for history.
bripi
Well, *anger* never changes. This isn't war, just a spat. And an entertaining one; war can hardly ever be called entertaining. Still, funny.
pancreas
ban lumber!
insanitypurge
I got board watching this.
amyyycs
Underrated comment, +1
fbutt09
They were plenty of planks in that vid
panamjck
who woodn't?
amyyycs
HamishHamilton0
Dad found!
boobibop
she threw a broom
ItWasUncalledFor
Man why she do that she ain’t getting it back
boobibop
lol she does at the end he catapults it back over haha
w00tberrypie
For as long as this gif has been alive, I still haven't gotten any confirmed explanation about the chick in the window.
tigersRcool
Might be their daughter... which makes some of these comments kinda ick
ellyllon
What explanation do you need? She's just watching events unfold
MustardDuck
What part of "person looks out window" confuses you?
fleawuss
Referee
dwolvin
Or the small animal...
AllKillerNoFill
Well shes bent at the hips with the curtains drawn so probably getting a seeing to.
ellyllon
I think you watch too much porn if that's the first thing you think
AllKillerNoFill
Or grew up in a council estate where some slapper wouldn't even break stride to peep at the neighbours drama....
ellyllon
Oh, a girl is bent over. Must be having sex, what other explanation is there? I grew up in a council estate too, it's not where my mind went
AllKillerNoFill
it was a joke you absolute weapon. Don't take everything so literally. I guess you're just spoiling for an argument.
lazysombrero
Ya, window chick in doggy style
UnattendedDeviant
That's Karen. Solo plank guy's ex wife. Hilariously her sister and brother-in-law lives next door. She moved in with them after the divorce.
plaguedoctor238
I believe they stole her, and he wants her back.
UnattendedDeviant
Fed up with her ex, Frank, she convinced the inlaws to take him out when she spotted him letting the snails out for daily exercise.
UnattendedDeviant
The brother-in-law agreed. When he asked Karen if she had a gun. Karen said no, I have 2 planks. I mean, it's obvious dude.
WesVTX
When the Legend becomes Fact, Print the Legend!
bripi
Soooo good, that tale! I wish I could have given more ups, but ya got one for each. Well played!
callmerabbitfighter
She went from peacekeeper to combatant in literally 5 seconds.
Bandana7Jack
U.S. before and after when they officially entered WW2
StressTestOICU812
That was my favorite part. De-escalation first, then when that failed, she was all-in!
JHawke
"Stop this nonsense" "Oh the wind is blowing from the east. FOR VALHALLA"
fbutt09
Player 3 has entered the game: Special a Weapon: Broom of death.
VampireBearz
Typical chav tbf
evanolsen
Chav?
fbutt09
Council house and violent
callmerabbitfighter
I’m laughing at the tyrants
MoonMoan
Innit
bripi
That fat fuck threw a plank in the doorway where she was...no wonder she got lit up!
Jektar
Well at 14 seconds what looks like a plank came out the doorway.
BrendaSnooze
Another Great British tradition. They move on to bricks in the next round. After tea and crumpets that is.
Abrausedteleprot
I believe the tie breaker round after tea is stella bottles at 20'
I0VE525P00GE
Oh England why must you embarrass me so?
aghori
it's the food and the rain. must be.
leethario695
Leavers Vs remainders
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
have you seen your Prime minister ? at least those guy do this in their house.
urdnotjimmy
These are called "chavs", I presume?
TheHydeParkWrangler
JoeT85
looks like outtakes form Shaun of the Dead.
boobibop
live action jeremy kyle lol
Tumescentpie
Imagine being an American. I hope that cured you of your embarrassment.
I0VE525P00GE
Ha...yeah, that helped thanks
annoyingrockstar
It's only embarrassing as neither did anything to the other! Like two dogs separated by a sliding door
DanceFightingDog
This is the traditional start to the wife carrying race, after which couples chase a cheese wheel down a hill. Perfectly normal really.
canonlyturnright
Better to be embarrassed than shot in the face.
Billy2sweet
Yall are like the Alabama of europe huh?
TheHydeParkWrangler
I0VE525P00GE
No...Europe doesn’t really have an Alabama...there’s only one Alabama
Gammelfar
Ever wondered who voted yes to Brexit? These guys
TheHydeParkWrangler
RiseAndShineMrFreeman
What do you mean? This fills me with pride to be of these isles
nanabroccolifart
Hey at least their neighbors acknowledge their presence
bumblebeerumble
There is a tv show about these neighbor disputes. I think its nightmare neighbors or something
boobibop
how do we just know thats in the uk amazing
i3igpete
Because it's a cold, uninhabitable country with small houses
TheHydeParkWrangler
Uninhabitable?
blumpk1npie
My money's on liverpool or manchester
SpoilsburyToastMan
Looks like Longsight/Levenshulme in Manchester to me. Fucking chav scum.
makeSX
To continental Europe, all brits look like this
bubbasparxx
Yea, definitely somewhere up north
Sauroctonus
Weird how perspective works. I always see those cities as north of the middle.
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
dmitriid
This just keeps on giving /a/kTd8v0l
Judsom
Wow. What a mess
FrGrump
That was the Game of Thrones cast Xmas party 2014
telecomteardown
eclectico
abacab87
It's because your houses are too close together. People need space.
Wmcmwa
So you are saying we should move I to the sea
Burnicle
These guys? Yes.
Silas007
Wasnt that historically the strategy of Empire?
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
Australia says g'day...
Galbot85
I thought it might be ireland. It’s definitely us or the welsh or scots. Haha
goobernoodles
That was my guess
ICantThinkOfAU
I was 100% certain this was my people (Scotland) but now you’ve got me questioning
yesyoucancancan
Could easily be us Aussies
Wellshiet
"Same thing" - everyone outside
TheLazyDragoon
Excuse me but up here in Bonny Scotland we toss cabers, not piddly wee planks of wood
Sauroctonus
Toss me caber, lassie!
BOBNOBODY
I thought Dublin too, turns out it's England https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/neighbours-throw-wood-brooms-uk-17148637
JudgeVegas
The article literally says it's not known where the fight took place.
BOBNOBODY
They don't know where in England it took place
JudgeVegas
The article does not say it took place in England.
DemonFluffer1000
Bad reference nothing verifiable in this article.
MacEifer
I was thinking North Cork. Had some sweet BBQs in backyards looking just like this, just.. intact...
BOBNOBODY
Used to live in Cork......great city!
Ialwaysupvotewinston
My money was on Florida or Alabama
kebbitevoke
Britons, all embarrassing alcoholics.
PlusHooks
We going by architecture or plank throwing? Or...
hockeyham
Yes
MrWobblyHead
That style of terraced housing is very common in the UK and Ireland. High population density in industrial towns.
ialwaysupvoteShibe
I live in Maryland in the US. We called that kind of housing "Row Homes" where I grew up.
Ribb
“Projects” here in PA.
PlusHooks
You’ve satiated my curiosity on that which I’ve had for awhile. Thanks!
MrWobblyHead
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraced_houses_in_the_United_Kingdom
Galbot85
A bit of both. I’ve seen loads of shit like this in Dublin when I was growing up.
Impundulu
I grew up in Hounslow and seen tons of shite like this. Maybe Britain and Ireland are similar after all......
Felching
I grew up in Dublin and now live in Hounslow and I've never seen this
BoltAurelius
Despite our divisions, the denizens of these fair isles share so much. The sense of humour, ugly women and neighbourly violence.
TickleMeFlymo
Nah it's England I reckon. Gonna take a stab at Yorkshire/Lancashire maybe
TheWheelMan1549
Looks like Doncaster maybe. The original video was posted by a lad from there
JPBStory
Honestly ould be anywhere in the UK or Ireland. To me it looks exactly like Ipswich (Southeast) but that's only because I lived there.
ElBurroLoco
I would hazard a guess at Yorkshire too. The small gardens, and general bleakness in the air.
TickleMeFlymo
That's what I see. Lived in Leeds for 3.5 years and I know exactly what you mean. Can't say I miss it that much.
Sauroctonus
To be fair, this could be anywhere from Sheffield to Dundee.
TickleMeFlymo
Yeah, though interesting you should say that - I wouldn't have thought much further south than Sheffield at the most, either.
ICantThinkOfAU
The tracksuits and haircut on your man (along with the asbestos cladding for the shed roof) scream Scotland at me, could be any shitehole
Sauroctonus
Pretty sure that's a tarmac roof, and we have those all over the island.
ICantThinkOfAU
The corrugated one on the left I’m meaning, not the one on the right, it looks exactly like the old asbestos roof I had on my old shed