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Zooss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA#t=75
Jul 28, 2016 11:42 AM
alaingx
213577
7366
144
Zooss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA#t=75
VarS311
Great, now I need a "Training to fight the mountain tshirt"
yg8h87h88h87h88
Hard to believe he is only 27.
DaddyDendy
If he's Hafthor--I'd hate to see fullthor
ZyGyZyGy
I see the Mountain, I upvote.
Warjammy
LifeLessZombies
The vodka is pretty dam good... Not that I have ever tried it, but I LOVE THAT VODKA...
gprogri
ObiWanShalomi
Haha that 2nd pic. He looks like a fratboy with too much gel standing next to construction workers xD
gprogri
I don't think these construction workers are human
gatlinggoat
This man justifies an AR-15 for home defense
Andolomar
You
Andolomar
Fuckin' hit enter by mistake; you'd need an M2 Browning .50 'cause an AR-15 would just piss him off.
yourrepostismyrepost
I really wish they'd start making hard liquor with one oz caps. Anyone else?
Jawsmine
I've always wondered why they don't.
CormacLynch
It'd be so useful
regicidalveggie
What does he have to do to be fullthor?
RoderickCoH
I'm not a big fan of vodka, but I love the vodka! I LOVE THE VODKA!!
IGotTheMusicInMe425
I wanna like....live on his shoulder like a parrot. Just ride around on his shoulder all day while he goes about his business
FluentPenguin
More like a day with Fullthor! Right guys? Guys?
Sasqualogist
Can you imagine the burly shits this guy must produce eating like 7000 calories a day? I feel bad for his plumbing.
dfduarte
Not long he posted his daily food intake, it was around 10000 calories.
Sh4dowWalker96
Imagine how well paid the plumbers are for dealing with it though.
ipointoutrepeats
He's Half Hulk, Hafthor.
spiderqueendemon
So, years ago, William Goldman wrote the first part of the sequel to 'The Princess Bride.' Just puttin' it out there.
BOHICAbeast
You mean Buttercup's Baby?
gbolly
I love the FUCKING VODKAAAA!!!!
PopatoMc
That must be painful...
pizzaparty
It's to die for!
Boondangle40
Can you buy it in the US?
chevious
his smile in the 4th frame is hillarious/adorable/concerning all at once
RainbowGandalf
"LOOK! it's me" + super cute smile. That was the best it made me laugh
thePawnMower
He was a good basketball player, too, before he yoked up, at least. Now, he probably couldn't touch the ball with both hands w/o popping it.
SerialChillinSpree
Apparently after he quit basketball and started lifting he got to damn near the size he is now in 2 short years! CAn't believe it really.
gmdave
Insane genetics, insane dedication, and a bit of vitamin S. The winning combo if you will.
SerialChillinSpree
Vitamin S? Steroid you say? I mean, he is only late twenties still. Probably cycling somethin but w/that frame he built a house.
thePawnMower
I could take every steroid known to man/horse, still never look like that.
azazyel
I love that he has a little dog,
Wyrdthane
I didn't know he's korean
AnaltearingMasochisticZoophiliac
That's an expensive shirt.
fulminatrix
I want to see him next to a Great Dane or other giant breed dog. Would it look like a chihuahua? I feel like it might.
anonymouse08
No, that's just a midmorning snack.
fiollan
now I do too
ChaosandChaos
Nah, that's actuality a mastiff. Forced prospective.
CardboardPizzas
No it's a lion
RocketPropelledHighFive
For real? Looks like a Malamute to me.
MattDerKomponist
No forced perspective. He's just huge.
LyfLesOrdnry
Yeah, his name is Asterix and he just won a puppy show!
mirria
The dog's name is Idéfix(original french) or Dogmatix in english
ohdeepthought
Are you serious :D he's an asterix fan that's the best thing ever. Then again who isn't.
mirria
Sorry, I might have misread - that's the name of the actual dog that belong to Asterix in the comic.
TeddyBar
That dog is so adorable I'm pretty sure it won without Hafthor... encouraging... the judges... like he did with that vodka.
szepasszony
Spending all that time eating must mean spending a lot of time in the bathroom, right?
HighSlayerRalton
Geez? You get strength and power from eating? Maybe I should try this "food" thing out.
firepower412
More like Fullthor amirite?
seduso
I imagine the sex with him must be incredible
Superslothsays
Death by snu snu?
artintel
A Night with Hafthor?
thelovelyllama
I would ask someone but none have lived to tell the tale
DARfuckinROCKS
I volunteer as tribute!
Thesmellofgoblins
I think we all do.
Thesmellofgoblins
I'm 4'11. I think I could give him a blow job standing up.
666scav
He never gets to be on top
ohdeepthought
Why not? As long as he holds most of his weight and doesn't finish on top and lie on top it should be fine.
dragonraven13
It would be like making love to a mountain. :D
squishcat
In my limited experience the fine muscle movements which are gentle are lacking in very muscular guys.
ZiggyStardust80085
I imagine he's big all over...i'm only 5,9 ...not sure I could handle it, or his strenght
Thesmellofgoblins
Do you mean 4,9? 'Cus 5,9 is kinda tall.
ZiggyStardust80085
5,9 for a girl is tall where i come from, but where i live now i'm on the small side.
Thesmellofgoblins
Where do you live?
ZiggyStardust80085
Germany..most of the ladies here are taller than me.
llamallamallamamoo
I wonder how much of his vodka he has to drink to get white girl wasted
Sh4dowWalker96
All of it ever made. Forever.
flowseeker
It's hilarious how tiny everything looks compared to him
mars5394
Like his head? ????
ImGladWeHadThisChat
It's crazy how that's just a half thor
Placeboy
I still can't believe he was born the same year as me.
PeteSirHut
And he looks tiny compared to one of the other actors for the mountain.
rubbarz
ObiWanShalomi
Damn. He is the manliest of mans! I bet everyone in the room had to hand in their balls after that.
Doge12312
Who?
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Kristian Nairn
Deathsagaxx
He's an inch taller, however the fact that he isn't a bodybuilder means that he is smaller regardless of that 1 inch height difference.
roxyheartless
I think Kristian is 3 inches taller, standing at 7'.
CloneWarrior85
So, he's trying to compensate something?
supergreenpasta
ssshhhh, what if he hears you?
mettlemasher
He's a giant but he's got the the face of an eight year old
ManufacturedMannequin
He's 6'9", the Icelandic people must be giants
Daywalker777
shit im just 6'2"
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha. "Just"
trob749
And Odin promised to kill all the Frost Giants, guess he's like every other politician, all talk and no results, booo
ManufacturedMannequin
/a/5EGm9
GrowlingCat
We are
76Tromboners
Woof!
ManufacturedMannequin
sabre747
As an Asian, my mom is 5' my dad is 4'10, I am 5'6. Short, but I know I did my best..
sabre747
I would feel like a hobbit if I ever travel to Iceland.
owlest
wow 4'10? is he a dwarf
sabre747
And also a shitty father.
WorkerLurker
It's exactly the tallest to be considered one
sabre747
Well, uncles from mom's side most are 5'6, some are over 5'11, tallest is 6'5. Turn out, mum's dad was 5'8. (16 aunts and uncles).
SuwinTzi
"Laughs loftily as a 5'9" Chinese guy"
sabre747
FUCK YOU CHINESE GUY!
SuwinTzi
I CAN'T HEAR YOU CAUSE I'M TALLER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOUT LOUDER
ManufacturedMannequin
You've definitely exceeded in the height department. Are you male or female? (For statistitcal purposes)
sabre747
Average Dick Bee, bro.
ManufacturedMannequin
I don't know what that means, but I like it
sabre747
This bee has an average dick haha
pelusita35
As long as you're a dr all is forgiven.
sabre747
Working on my doctoral, just in the wrong field. So, still no recognition.
pelusita35
I recognize you. Congrats!!!!
sabre747
Can you be my dad?
Deathsagaxx
Funny thing is he could probably pick them both up and carry em around like luggage, lol, still tho, huge! The Yao ming comparison is cool
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha, probably! It's amazing the height of some people. I know some are related to glands, but diet as a child must also play a big role
FuryDivine
Has a lot to do with genes as well.
ManufacturedMannequin
Yeah. I said glands for the freakishly tall people with short parents. How do a certain type of people carry height initially? Google
sampanbou
Really genetics is gonna play the biggest role, and glands might if there's a tumor- diet plays only a tiny role (malnutrition vs. not)
ManufacturedMannequin
ManufacturedMannequin
Thanks for the info, though. Their genetics would be interesting to research
MalcolmGliddonmaamlikethepaintbutnotspelledthesame
Check out vice's documentary the giants of iceland. It's awesome
TheLeftNippleOfMichaelCera
I saw that last weekend, so worth the watch. Some of their recent stuff has been trash though
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
:)
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
I'm beginning to suspect the claims that Odin slayed all the ice giants might be an exaggeration.
CuntyNuggets
Dot
kaptnredbeard
Thanks malcolm
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Buttorfleoge
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InitHello
Maybe that's where the jötnar come from.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A7woRoVwyM
Terad0r
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pepperrocks
.
quort88
.
BoomerKeith
Holy shit! At the time of filming, he had only been doing strength training for 2 years. Used to play basketball. Incredible!
pizzaparty
You the real MVP.
username123456910
thankyou
TheGreatPatate
thank you very much and what a.. original name.
AugustinLouisCauchy
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DanFromBuffalo
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StinkyTaleggio
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ManufacturedMannequin
Totally will. Should be on HBO ondemand or YouTube, yeah?
deinfavorit
It's on YouTube!
LANIMUS04
As a power lifter in a low weight class this shit is lit
deinfavorit
This shit is lit for everyone, power lifter or not.
ManufacturedMannequin
Huzzah!
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ManufacturedMannequin
Is the comma a decimal? Technically, it'd be 6.75 ft. 12 inches per foot. Explaining because I don't know if you're fucking with me
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ManufacturedMannequin
You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOOOW??? I've seen European's use commas as decimals, but we use the good old period here in America.
Aylasita
The further north you are the taller you grow, trying to reach the sunlight, like a plant ;)
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha, I like that. Is it only applicable if the seed was planted in their ground or can the plant be transferred?
ToxicMolluscinity
Untrue. Eskimo's are shorties.
TenSecondsIsLikeAThirdOfTheWayToMars
I guess I missed that memo then. I'm like ~5'7
ManufacturedMannequin
That's about where I'm at, being an American. I suppose there has to be high and low ends of averages
Doopliss77
As a 5'5 guy....damn wtf
JustACommentFarmer
Holy f**king shit, I thought I was tall
aveyinc
Hey are! My husband is 6'6" and 300lbs. He is a small one.
aveyinc
"They" are, I mean.
lekimdraw
Ice giants are returning!
DeathAndTaxesss
I believe I remember seeing this picture before and it said those were his brothers. He's the little one in the family.
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
Fucking frost giants still lurking around
scruffymarcher
Frost Giants
dogelad
And how much is thag in none retards?
ManufacturedMannequin
Eh, I'm not going to tell you. The answer is near. You're smart, right?
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Icelandic babies regularly come out 9-10 pounds.
ManufacturedMannequin
Holy smokes. No wonder. The diets must be a big factor, as well
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
that is rather cheap for a baby here in UK
ManufacturedMannequin
Before or after taxes?
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
I thought they were free on the NHS. :P
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
There are stories of giants living North of the wall...
ManufacturedMannequin
I think they've been spotted in an airport.
ManufacturedMannequin
Or mall, or whatever they are in
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
Dutch, Scandinavians, most Northern Europeans are way above average global height, guess the stories of Gogmagot has some basis in history
sha13
Dutch are indeed the tallest according to this: http://uk.businessinsider.com/the-countries-with-the-tallest-people-in-the-world-2016-7
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
The guy that hates smurfs?
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
Is that his name?
zippycat
What are the stories of "Gogmagot"? Never heard of it before. Too lazy to google it lol
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
The Giants that lived in Britain before the Romans came
SwagathaChristie
There's been jokes about Scotland joining the Scandinavian group of countries for a laugh since we're all like 5'6" and stout.
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
Also the gravity in that area of the planet is slightly weaker something like .97 normal gravity. Also very clean air so more oxygen
mormacil
Actually the Dutch height only occurred in the last century or so. It's a combination of genes and great nutrition, the dairy helps.
artintel
Dairy with growth hormone?
mormacil
Is there any other dairy?
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
So I should drink more milk is what you're saying?
Dumbladorable
No whey
Insomnia297
That way, you will take 0 FKG DMG
mormacil
It helps as a child, as an adult you shouldn't be getting taller anymore, maybe wider.
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
I'm still grow, I have one very large foot, won't stop growing, doctors are mystified
sha13
They are 9th. NL is 1st. Source: this recent study: http://uk.businessinsider.com/the-countries-with-the-tallest-people-in-the-world-2016-7
swenglishperson
That list doesn't include Sweden or the US (Sweden's average is about 181,5 and US average 179).
ManufacturedMannequin
I saw that while researching. Makes you wonder
Papakeecha
I'm 6'8", no Icelandic blood tho, just German.
sha13
In this context, you're the perfect proof of this: http://uk.businessinsider.com/the-countries-with-the-tallest-people-in-the-world-2016-7
ManufacturedMannequin
Just a tall fella. So there are others outside of these Nordic countries. Huh... ;)
azazyel
I've heard that their urinals are a lot higher than in the US
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha. So we'd be peeing on the underside?
azazyel
Maybe they have step stools for the Americans
ManufacturedMannequin
Hopefully the step stool has steps within it. Think of others in the world who aren't fortunate enough to have an average height of >175cm
gimmehatwobble
Fucking pituitary glands
ManufacturedMannequin
Who is?
SolomonHerculesAtlasZeusAchillesMercury
No They Might be Giants https://youtu.be/xo0X77OBJUg
ManufacturedMannequin
Judging by the image of the link, and the fact I'm at work now, I will watch this later while, possibly, being in an altered state of mind
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
My Dad's 6'8.5" - I'm 5'8 but my mum is 5 foot. South African.
fulminatrix
My dad's 6'8" as well, but my mom's 5'6". None of us ended up over 6'. My sister's still pissed she didn't get taller than 5'9", haha.
IThinkImBadAtThis
Dad's 6'8, mum's 5'5...Im a beastly 6'2 female. Worship me small men!
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
I'm 6ft3 but okay
HamsterHuey
Death by snu snu!
ManufacturedMannequin
You literally averaged your parents height. That's cool as fuck
Elminst
Average between 6'8.5" and 5 ft would be 5'10.25". They are 20.5 inches apart. /pedant
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
Meh, I'm tall enough. My half sister is 5'11 mind :-) but her mum is 5'7".
killerdecoy7
Actually 5'10 would have been the avg. 6'8" is 20 inches taller than 5'. Half then being 10 inches.
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
Haha its pretty awesome!
ManufacturedMannequin
I think so. What nationality is your pops, being 6'8"?
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
South African :-)
Skippeh
I'm 5'3" and was there in December. I've never felt so hobbit like.
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha. Then it was an adventure for you! Hairy feet included?
Skippeh
Oh yes.
ManufacturedMannequin
Do your socks sometimes bend the hair on the top of your feet?
Skippeh
Like helmet hair but with feet
meganownsu
I think I have a festish for really tall guys...
ManufacturedMannequin
Oh do you? Does 5'8" sound really tall to you?
meganownsu
I'm 5'3" so yes ????
ManufacturedMannequin
We could be 10'11"
ThomasTheWankEnglne
They Might Be Giants
ManufacturedMannequin
I wonder what the threshold is in comparison to a world average of height to be considered a giant
ManufacturedMannequin
And they probably want to be referred to as "Big People." Just like midgets want to be called little fellas
ToxicMolluscinity
7'
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha. Prime ;)
Arashni
And I'm sitting here at my desk at work being all 5'1. I am such a dwarf.
ManufacturedMannequin
Technically, you'd have to be a few inches shorter, so not quite a dwarf :)
Arashni
:P I know. I always make that joke that I'm 3 inches taller than the height limit for a dwarf
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha, you could be a giant dwarf! :) Ruler of Dwarves
Arashni
I just need a beard. Or grow my hair out long enough to braid a beard!
theslybanananana
It was my all time favourite holiday but I felt like such a midget.
ManufacturedMannequin
Do the ladies not like shorter lads there?
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
Not sure! My SO is 6'4" - height shouldn't matter if you are with the right person :-)
ManufacturedMannequin
Now that's a pleasant answer :)
theslybanananana
Now there's a question. Cracking birds over there.
ManufacturedMannequin
Now, I know birds refers to women, but what's the cracking portion? - An American
theslybanananana
Oh my bad thought you were irish or British. Cracking means good looking.