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And now your chickens will taste like breakfast!
Aug 5, 2016 10:10 PM
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NorthCrown
Poffertjes :D
ElbowDeepInGod
I do this for my rats
wakaaba
Just like your mom.
JailNurse13
The ad under this is for a grill...now I want to eat the chickens
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
In my experience, chickens love pancakes.
justsamantics
This is what we call the reverse omelet
nrdcosta
I'd eat the fuck out of the chickens before they got near any damn pancakes
zazouzazou
https://youtu.be/QhMo4WlBmGM
HogInTheBox
So you have your breakfast breakfast?
tijtij
Dutch people make these, they call them poffertjes
suddentwitch
Dutchies for the win!
5Garp5
Some nipples are poffertjes...
bigbowliofravioli
And now your chickens will taste like breakfast!
Kromerag
Mmm no nonsense gingerpanion
SgtEziosRequiem
Ah, Donna. One of the underrated companions.
kanybal
She was the fucking best
thegraphiteknight
Right? No boyfriend /girlfriend stuff goin on. Just space time shenanigans.
youcanttriplestampadoublestamp
I thought that was Nellie, from The Office
bigbowliofravioli
Yes.
wellnoshit
Whao. Two pancake posts in Usersub. What a time
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Eat the fuckin' pancakes!
ozomatli280
I saw this on Facebook this morning.
kittiesonice
I'd cross a road for those pancakes
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tomyironmane
Won't lie, that's the best chicken costume I've seen....
DeadManWalkingTall
Good Gal Sarah
tomyironmane
http://foodio54.com/images/biz/31/0/aunt-sarahs-pancake-house-ruther-glen-273100.jpg That's the only way chickens need ta be near pancakes.
tomyironmane
Wonder if she made pancakes for that man-shaped fashion accessory in her pic there too...?
radish555
This makes me so god dam happy!!!!!!
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schwegc
Oh my, how sadistic! Feed pancakes to Pancake for breakfast, then eat Pancake for dinner!
LyraSilvertongue
jugueterabioso
I misread this as turned chickens into pancakes and was horrified and confused.
chirizotacolove
There are eggs in pancakes. They are eating traces of what could have been their children *_*
DEFCONwhite
You can use banana instead of egg so maybe not?
F0rger
Chickens will eat their own eggs if you don't take them away.
samwellsamson
Or consider it as period juice and make it more metal
beergolem
Errr... they had plenty of egg before they were born dude.
Budborne
Chickens will eat each other if one of them dies and you leave the corpse around. I think they're ok with it
JustTheMostLiberal
Saw a young sparrow land in the hen yard and they tore it to shreds and fought over the corpse. Saw hens eat a 2 foot snake. Vicious.
MamaKin
Chickens are tiny dinosaurs that will eat anything. Most eggs aren't fertilized. Chickens love pancakes.
TheCrazy88Horse
Lets face it. Overpopulation along with crops dying out will lead the human race to eating free range toddler steaks eventually.
DeplorableOracle
Who the fuck puts egg in pancakes?
strawbericoklat
You don't put egg in your pancake?
DEFCONwhite
Have you ever made them?
Talligan
People who aren't monsters
DEFCONwhite
You can use banana instead of egg so maube not?
Aeroblade14
Chickens kill and eat the weak
JediSayRelax
I've personally fed chickens white chicken chili
gonzaletude
So what OPs mom eats traces of what could have been my children
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
Eggs are basically chicken period anyway. That makes us the gross ones... Again.
AndreasBlaabjerg
I once fed my chickens chicken nuggets
JethroQWalrustitty
Ur mum ate me cum so fair game bloke
JediSayRelax
U wot m8?
itmocksme
I remember the story, she didn't use eggs don't worry.
Siegerose
There are not eggs in pancakes.
laetoile
Uh, yes, there are eggs in nearly every standard pancake recipe.
Siegerose
Not mine.
ToenailCheeseMan
Solid answer!
DEFCONwhite
So its the shit from a box mixed with water only? Yuuuuum.
ASimpleCashierGirl
What's your recipie?
twoguns1994
I used to raise chickens. They eat their own eggs all the time. Usually because of a nutrient deficiency, but they still do it.
zeroisnothing
Same... We used to supliment oyster shells.... Seemed to help
tomyironmane
Our neighbors had chickens 'till one of the roosters attacked their kid. They're nasty, hateful things that will shit on all you love.
MamaKin
Nah, it's usually because the broody hen isn't getting enough calcium to make hard shells, then her egg breaks so the others eat it.
twoguns1994
Lacking calcium is a nutrient deficiency.
MamaKin
Isn't that what I said?
MamaKin
They lack calcium when they're broody because they don't go out and eat as much as the other gals.