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Dec 21, 2016 12:15 PM
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77monkeys
Is that model glue?
IdontJerkOffMobily
fuck that is a repost
dirtcreature
Just don't aim it anywhere near your face when you do it.
Nuhlinga
Hahaha. Oh high school
bumbl3b33
As painful as blue balls are, the sense of relief after working it out is probably what heroin feels like.
popejubal
What are you going to do with that model airplaine glue?
yazaman2k
Best representation of internal pain
FirefighterExtraordinaire
If your dick looks like that...see a Doctor immediately
bigdog1983
Or use w40
RandAIFlagg
dude I once had blue balls so bad I couldn't fuck, it hurt too much
Dumbstatz
So is blue balls just like of you haven't masturbated for a while or no sex for a long time
RandAIFlagg
it's too much build-up at once without release.
WhoAreYouCallingACootieQueenYouLintLicker
Will upvote every time I see this because it's too true.
tacocatacocat
Go home and beat it like a Cherokee drum
killerqueen19
Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
When I watched RO, my gf was rubbing my crotch, we did nothing further
ToastMasterLex
That's cruel. I don't touch the dick unless I'm gonna hop on it. Do the same to her sometime, see how she likes it. We get "blue walls".
Awesoman66theCactusLord
I rubbed her too, I did not mind, neither did she, but I really had no clue if l was having an effect on her. She had the easier job
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Also, we have only been datin for 2 months, and we also arent out of high school yet, so we are less likely to go much further
ToastMasterLex
OH. Good job being responsible, then! Haha.
Pahqman
I actually like that stage for a bit as it builds tension and wanting. Makes it more exciting. Obvious up to a point...
GwenShepard1
Definitely
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Also one's balls hurt like hell.
Bloodslug
Hahahaha so true and having a wank doesn't even take away the pain haha
IDoNotContribute
DaveTheBirdAssistant
And each time makes us all feel more inadequate.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
This is the first time I saw it, to be honest.
AuroraNora33
Dragondick69
I'm surprised you can see anything past those big meaty CLAWS!!!!!!
IDoNotContribute
nigelandco
I found out that "blue balls" was a thing when I was at my then gf's house at 18 years old or something. Painful discovery.
JaelTentpeg
My boyfriend and I were making out (age 15), and he asked his dad after I left why his balls hurt so badly. Hah!
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MrWoland
Pain from fucking
3141592535897932384626433832795078841941693993751058209749445
Pain from not fucking.
CrazyCatLad
Though we've been dating for a year, my girlfriend was a virgin and has hardly improved at the sex. 1/2
CrazyCatLad
2/2 Had noticeable blue balls once. I didn't know it was real. The pressure hurt.
nigelandco
Hurts all the way in kidneys, or at least that's what it feels like
raptormax9585
I don't remember experiencing this. It may have happened I just didn't notice.
nigelandco
You'd have noticed. It's very painful. Happens when you're aroused for a long period of time without "relief"
manny12345
Trust me its the same for a women.
VagisilToothpaste
Oh goodness, yes it sure is!
StillNotYouTube
2 hours?! Make a move!
AdrianTheHumannn
LukewarmBeans
Honestly though kissing is pretty fun in itself.
ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
Agreed!
VagisilToothpaste
I'd take an epic 2-3hr makeout session over sex any day. I have NO idea what good sex is like, but I know what good kissing is and I LIKE IT
achievingyogurt
Are you trying to bait neckbeards? cause this is how you bait neckbeards.
VagisilToothpaste
Well, if I liked men - that'd be a different story...so they can nip the line all they want. I'm not pulling it in.
dandacz
Sooo... you didn't get a blowjob yet?
LukewarmBeans
No. considering I don't have a dick.
dandacz
well now it's finally makes sence, girls realy do like kissing, men did too until they found out what's blowjob.
somethingstupidandclever
Blue balls is real and hurts. You must take care of the situation! Hopefully she gave you something to work with!
somethingstupidandclever
Or he. Or however they identify. No judgment here.
Pollyprissypants6969
I'm a female and I'm dating a man with ZERO sex drive.... this is me every moment of every day (just in vagina form...).
Lfa3
:( Aw damn! Time to check if it's a healthy issue or just asexuality. If it's the second, it's hard to work with someone with sex drive.
Pollyprissypants6969
Health issue.. so he says... but he's still able to whack off to porn every day. I'm getting sick of walking in on it and not being touched
Pollyprissypants6969
For months on end.... and never being alone to take care of myself. I feel like I wanna do it in the bathroom at work on my lunch break lol
ProperArborist
The problem with porn is that you get all you want, one after another... Next... Next...Next... Next.. Where you're the same... Same...Same.
pyjamamama
Hey, if he gets to do it, you do aswell. Do it together, it might turn him on. Have somewhat the same problem with my SO, we do it.
mburicao
PornHub is always around the corner...
steelrose1975
THe struggle is real and makes me very happy to make this happen. Muhhaa
LukewarmBeans
There's a point where teasing is fun and when it isn't though.
im0nmyway0ut
Woman to woman... don't be that bitch.
Punderstandable
You're the hero we need.
ElBivo
Worst blueballer I ever dated ended up being crap in the sack. But she is still top 3 in the spank bank, she made me so mental.
icanreadlips
What a poem!
nopefries
+1 just for this wording.
ElBivo
It's all in the alliteration and assonance.
Olawdtalkingmuffins
Soank bank? What does that mean?
ElBivo
The things you think about when you savage yourself. "People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone." J. Treehorn
ToastMasterLex
Oh, honey...
iwantausernamethatreferencesbacon
Just beat it
LosPer
Thrilled?
JeRMP
Thrillered
iwantausernamethatreferencesbacon
Thrilling.
JeRMP
Thrillingered.
iwantausernamethatreferencesbacon
Thrillingestered
fridaybot
high school?
TheMarxVolta
public places?
Brickule
What does highschool have to do with it? I seriously dont know, was homeschooled.
fridaybot
merely a reference to OP low age
Spoonland
fuck that is accurate
lostXhighway
I'm so glad that it's not just me!
AndyBiz10
lol I was going to say.....How do they know whats in my pants? lol
HockeyGuy1985
Or trying to take a piss shortly after busing one
zombiebatman
In other news, they should make the mobile ads bigger, seeing the picture that was actually posted is so overrated.
HeadLikeAFcking0range
Nice try, Imgur
yourmomisminenow
sarcasm people, google it...
zombiebatman
Thank you @yourmomisminenow I thought I was all alone here
PresidentProTempore
Inaccurate. It'll be a big sticky spot in your underwear that will constantly be an uncomfortably cold reminder on your way home.
Arvandor
Yeah, this
Varimothras
Or it actually seeped through your jeans/shorts. But hey, at least you were alone.
PresidentProTempore
I didnt know Sylvanas Windrunner's Majordomo wore jeans/shorts.
Varimothras
Everyone went through their phases, didn't they?
PresidentProTempore
Awww.
mmaatt8
Very accurate. Source: nerd who's only kissed one girl and only 3 times. And only for like a second. No make out. It was merely a peck.
rafapaluza
Spoonland
I'm a 36yo guy and I can assure that kisses always arouse men, no matter how far have you gone with women
mmaatt8
I never said that it didn't arouse me *cpugh* I mean, my source.