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It's the code. Written long before our time. It must be upheld, because if it's not respected there would be chaos.
Jan 14, 2017 4:38 PM
honestinjinwinkwink
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It's the code. Written long before our time. It must be upheld, because if it's not respected there would be chaos.
yaboibaal
Well, I'm gonna fail no.5 a LOT. Don't drink alcohol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
moxymox
Ah, to be 20-stupid again.
BoozeHound001
#2 EMT arrive "Another person died after trying to lift 2,000 lbs. What the hell is going on in this town"
BaronessVonMlem
#15- Did not realize I do this! One exception being a stranger wearing same hat/shirt/etc, gets nod-up, like, "Yeah, I know you!"
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
funerals. you can share an umbrella at a funeral
luposlipaphobia
And I'm any other situation because why the fuck not?
SinkHerShip
Thanks, Facebook.
YouHaveJustBegunReadingTheUsernameYouHaveJustFinishedReading
This is just terrible
Pahqman
#15... weirdly doesn't even need to be said, just happens
CarrowM
Yeah, nodding down just seems more formal. Just applies better to someone you don't know
Istorestuffinmyboobs
I can think of a couple scenarios where two guys watch porn...
PushyLips
I'm glad you added the "with a girl" part in number 11.
Swampskank
Yeah, it's super gay to make eye contact when you're bangin a dude with your bro
iwillcallyououtonbs
Everyone's always talking about their Internet history, but mine is just various video game tips.
GustavoShrapnel
I swear by #13 !
WithGreatReferencesComeGreatPuns
A list for insecure man childs
Furryboots
I have a feeling there must be more. It feels unfinished. Wing man laws, hunting, dumping a girl, BBQ rules, clothes and style...
cnagamer
Save for #9, I think this is simply the friend code. I'm a female, and I follow this. Though...all my friends are males...
MoReRoo
Lotta bros fail miserably at #4.
MustBeThatDutchDude
#1 Whomever: http://www.grammarbook.com/grammar/whoever.asp
bluefacepaint
#16 If you require a lengthy list of rules (like this one) in order to call yourself a man, you are a little boy and will be treated as such
PepperPups
#11.... what do you do if your wieners touch while trying to DP? Still high five? Or just hold hands?
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Who knew men were actually more complicated than feeding them and letting them play video games
TeddyBearHeaven
We're not. Don't believe this garbage. Just let us play video games.
IamRevyn
Iamnotacreativeman
Some kids needs a list but these rules comes in naturally like puberty
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
I was thinking of my husband when I wrote that.
choloeseguay
You're a great wife
aBadDrawingOfAFishEveryDay
23. It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
jakethetao
Now OP, what if it's raining more than ever? Can they stand under my umbrella, eh? Eh? EH?
StrangelySexee
So its cool if I get spitroasted like a pig at a luao by my two friends while we watch German, Scat, Snuff Porn? Cool, weekend is safe!
LeTitsNow800
That's right. It's not gay in threeway, even if all guys. The golden rule.
Kenona
Have a good time!
thydteb
Head nod accurate af.
SgtMarshmallow
99% percent these can apply to both genders
whatupmyknitters
yeah i always leave a urinal between me and another woman
mephitman
I disagree with #15. I give everyone the nod down. Had this one guy at work that always nodded up; he was not my bro.
weaslor
Nod up exposes your neck, hence why it's only for friends. It's a a sign of trust. Some people are more trusting that others.
weedbratton
That just sounds like too much
bestdangusername
Words to live by
RobbieReid
Half these rules go right out the window if you're gay...
Superfuntime
This bro code crap is for teenagers who wanna feel like they're 20 and cool.
TheLethargarians
What about two guys watching porn, side by side at urinals, while under the same umbrella?
borgmaster
There dating.
liftedblackjeep
flaming
triggerh4ppy817
"Oak's words echoed... There's a time and place for everything, but not now."
whotookthegoodnames
I'm pretty sure that means you're married now.
pitofern
Nodding
GreyPocket
Calm down Satan!
HyperdeemicNerdal
They have to high five
ProffesorGoogle
No that's a fist bump!
GrandArchdukeBishopofUzbekistan
Only if they make eye contact
BlueLanternBraxx
KillEmWithKindnesss
You forgot the !
HyperdeemicNerdal
+1
Iamnotacreativeman
* make jokes while watching * look up or look down and spit * you don't use an umbrella; protect the bag/item you're carrying (if carrying).
RetConMan
That is right out.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Umbrella = +1
Dsharppe
Then you win the gold for the 2 man luge.
Anthony101stAirAssault
When I was a kid my friend and I jerked off to a porno together. We laid on opposite sides of my bed, on the floor, for privacy of course.
choloeseguay
Dude... That's so weird
BaronessVonMlem
That's a paddlin'.
masterblaster666
umbrellas in the bathroom - already up to something no good
triggerh4ppy817
"Oak's words echoed... There's a time and place for everything, but not now."
Sticklebrickk
Nod up