When you finally create the machine that makes underwear extremely heavy.

Dec 17, 2016 2:00 AM

lol

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When they see your light-up velcro Sketchers

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TRW I walk into the room.

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thats called alcohol.

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A guitar

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v

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So uh... Who is she?

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M'lady

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I fucking loved this show. The one guy that always rhymed was hilarious and always talking shit

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For scientific reasons what is this so-called "show"

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Pfft just use magic

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Panti-gravity

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He wins, everyone else go home.

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my sincerest congratulations

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normally the reaction I get after talking about my massive stamp collection

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Know what a boat does for panties bro? It sops em and drops em.

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I thought that machine was called... "me"?

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I'm a sex machine, ready to reload.

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I'm Lady Godiva.

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Well too bad cause we're all outta testicles.

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That's a funny joke.

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Hahahaha--ouch. Ow. Felt that burn.

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Want some ice for that?

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Please. I'll use it later for my whiskey. It'll burn good, then...

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lmao take my upvote for all your comments.

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