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darkhalfbreed
Costco and Sam's make good pizza
Firsthope
This is one of my favorite pizzas!!
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
In France the (non frozen) medium pizza is like 10$ wtf, costo come here i have money to give you !
catfancier
Did you get one of those berry smoothies too? Cause those are also amazing
Deaderestpool
Fun fact: the NFG song "my friends over you" was not about pizza.
Kougeru
Looks the same as Sam's Club's
Jemdet
Unpopular opinion here. *looks both ways and whispers I like Sam's better.
imhoots
Same - I really like their Polish Sausage. Used to be a $1.50 for a Polish and a drink. Put lots of onions and brown mustard on that - YUM!
quaggledoo
They know what the fuck they're doing over there.
Submariner97
Actually 1.87
bedframe
Dinner for two for $7.
sweatytelemarketer
Their fries are the best I've ever had, they deep-fry that shit.
nanamonster
I had pizza yesterday and now I want it again today because if this post. Thinks a lot!
EatMyBoots
Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...
TheAlphaBoggs
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
JackBurtonPorkChopExpress
I went to law school at Costco
yeoldefrog
Pheromosa
Best line in the whole movie.
Dersce
God what a great film.
asterysk
Lately it's been treated more as an instructional guide this past year.
Paramike
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asterysk
Make it Camacho 2020
Tezich
What film?
dysiode
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zerothoughtgiven
Idocracy
ub3rwarrior
Idiocracy*
Bartao66
Do I have to have a membership to upvote?
Jemdet
Yes, show me your card please.
ThrowdaFischbach
No membership needed for pizza, member?
Burritotacotime
I'll take your money.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
And the CEO is always looking for ways he can make the dogs/pizza even cheaper. They could make a billion more in profit but he refuses.
lvsv
The hot dogs though...they're huge. I didn't even know they made hot dog bread that big
fr1080f
They also made their own facility to make sure they could make a large dog for a cheap price, sacrificing profit.
rubbarz
"Welcome to costco, i love you"
ThngsnStuf
The tiam macheen is back by where I went to university.
orangedoorhinge
the price of dogs in the pizza making process can really produce a lot of overhead
CaptainInvictus
I always grab half a dozen fruit smoothies when I go there. They're the absolute best and beat the everliving fuck out of coolatas.
toomanyostriches
Coolattas are garbage, I worked at Dunkin and made that stupid mix every day. It's just water and powder frozen with pump flavor.
CaptainInvictus
Yep, and they're like 4 times the price of the smoothie, shits fucked
errazzecka
Prices of food at cost co has barely changed since their first openig
JETHROPOWA
Probably due to inflation
mallywanders
Costco used to be price club. The company is older than the name.
FrogOrCat
Price Club and Costco were separate companies until 1993. http://m.costco.com/about.html
bananahag
When I was little we would go to price club but I could only pronounce "pie tub". We still call it that :)
fr1080f
Well that's fucking adorable :) I had a speech impediment, so my family also as some running jokes like that.
rajiraj
For a brief moment, I thought that Costco started selling puppies. But you mean hot dogs.
shitypics
dogs.. ll
Andilee
The CEO is a great man! Giving a decent living wage to his workers!
shakinbones
I can get a real nyc slice for a buck fifty, sometimes a buck. 2 bucks isn't that cheap.
fr1080f
Yep. In Canada they don't make any money on the hotdogs or pumpkin pies.
FernandoRumdebum
TBH I wish he'd raise the cost by making em better. Had one recently and the base was kinda awful.
DONTsendtits
Not to sound naive, but seriously? He does that??
dejadrew
He doesn't actually do that. They definitely could charge more but they don't actually try to make it cheaper
Burritotacotime
Did you ask him?
corsika
His basic business model is "Sell EVERYTHING" at cost, make money on membership fees. That's why you can return anything there.
MetalOranges
They make most of the profits from the memberships.
Oteneo
It's called a loss leader. You taking a small loss on something people love just to lead them in the door.
W92Baj
Costco is the worlds largest pizza seller
MoTheCentaur
Don't quote me but I think Sony did something similar with the ps3 by including a blue ray player.
arguingwharf
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RetailMonster
Costco doesn't use loss leaders. They believe it's a dishonest practice.
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
Dont forget the $5 lg. Rotisserie chicken
Veradux
They use the leftover ones to make chicken salad. It's pretty darn good.
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
Kirkland is life
DougForcett
It's like a Black Friday deal that happens all year long.
IrishPub
I'll literally go there for dinner from time to time. The $1.50 hotdog and drink combo is too good to pass up.
dejadrew
That's all the rotisserie chickens are there for. I was a supervisor in the department that makes them and we only profit like 3 cents per
svirr
People also seem to forget the membership contingency.
HermanManly
like hookers
Boxingbud
And the store itself really still rocks with the deals anyway. Icing on the cake.
fr1080f
Averaging only a 14% mark up.
FarmerBecktold
IKEA is an example.
ohforf
Mmm the 5 SEK hot dogs in Sweden. That's about USD 0.55 incl taxes. Do they have that at IKEA in other countries too?
jtgs
In Poland we have them and they are even cheaper - 1 PLN = ~$0.25
SodaCracker
"Ooh a slice of pizza, ooh a hot dog, ooh another slice of pizza, ooh a frozen yoghurt, ooh....."
Frappo
"Welp, I caught the 'beetus. Ooh, a slice of pizza..."
Khai257
CHICKEN BAKE!!!!!!!
Veradux
Those turkey sandwiches are fuckin' excellent.
ThatRussian
That's how dollar stores work, too... "Ooh. Only a dollar? I don't need it, but for a buck..." $80 later...
JohnnyTwoStreams
Like free samples
MrTestCat
Oral Sex is a great motivation
vonkeswick
There was a short period where I was homeless and worked part time at a store next to a Costco, I had lunches based on their samples :x
alicefreak47
I was going to ask how you afforded the membership, then I realized that your plan was actually genius and much cheaper than groceries.
vonkeswick
I have since turned my life around and spend lots of money at Costco solely because their CEO is a good dude
fr1080f
Before I got my job at costco I fully refunded my member of 10months and got a free one for being an employee. My managers idea.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Absolutely: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world
Zella111
This is the type of company I want to do business with. Thanks for the article link. After reading I decided I'm going to get a membership.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Absolutely. And consider their executive membership. Literally 1.5% cash back on all purchases. They literally send you a check every qtr.
Zella111
Thanks, I'll definately check that out. They just opened one close to me so I'll be checking it out for my next shopping trip.
HD2composer
Such a truly good article. I spend so much money at Costco, I love going there.
rickim24
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misskittyamazing
Dot for later reading
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
bet you didn't read it.
ClassicFrank
Well I never do this but seems worth it: Dot
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Lol worth the read. Costco really is one of few American businesses that you don't have to feel like shit handing your hard earned money to.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Wow, pls reply to this, i wanna reread that
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Because if they don't do shit right, Amazon will continue to gobble up more retail market share with damn delivery to your doorstep instead.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Read it. Costco really has changed the face of retail. And Walmart has now been forced to follow suit. And it's working slowly for them too.
PhallicCactus
$1 foot-long churros - Costco has me for LIFE.
crazypassportgirl
They need them in England :(
TraumaTramp
Love those Churros
dm6776
So do you need a Costco membership to buy pizza from there and those churros?
RadManch
Nope!
mcdianne
No! You just walk in the exit door and you can buy food from the cafeteria.
dm6776
awesome. Thanks
SonOfAButcher
$1.99
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
PEOPLE! We're forgetting the $5 rotisserie chicken!
SSlack
Costco pizza is amazing pizza. Some would say the best...
Opportunist
There are posts on pizza forums on how to replicate Costco pizza. No lie.
sexyGandalf12
Nothing special about the pizza. I work there so I see how it'd made
SSlack
Nice source? Or do i gotta comb reddit.
Opportunist
--had heard this from hubby. This is why we now have pizza peels and a pizza steel :P
SSlack
Nice puns are twice as funs.
Opportunist
OH! :D Pizza steel is a real thing! http://www.bakingsteel.com/ loads a lot of heat into the crust fast, it's amazing. WARNING, VERY HEAVY!
SmokeMeatNotDrugs
Yes but have you ever taken your Costco pizza and Costco 1/4 pound hotdog and ate them in your car in the parking lot?...
hammersquirrel
Sounds like date night!
TryingNotToComment
Why do you guys in the us have all the food that i want?
Burritotacotime
And then people judge our fatness...
PissedOffOoberDriver
Are you in Ethiopia? Our food is available in many places outside of the US, but not there.
TryingNotToComment
Well, here we don't have costco either, as well as many other american restraunts and foods.
o0xtina0o
Maybe you can trade citizenships?
PissedOffOoberDriver
Sounds like you need a vacation to Freedom Town.
AhDumTheHermit
is costco pizza in canada any good? i always see it but end up getting a poutine instead lol
delciotto
It's great too.
SonOfAVondruke
Costco serves poutine in Canada?
hismotherwasamudder
It's the best poutine around. $4.50 for a massive amount, I can't eat one by myself
SonOfAVondruke
Guess I need to visit Canada in the near future.
mignolafan
They do, and it's wonderful.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
I need to get my ass back up there! Woot!
FluffyFaceMcNoodleBrains
This shit is so cheap and it tastes fantastic. Worth a membership just for the pizza alone.
TechNutz
don't need membership to buy pizza....
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Handsterbator
you can get in with an expired card. find a friend with an old costco card and you're in.
serenityred
They changed the rules. :/
IDontWannaWhyYouGottaMakeMe
I refuse to upvote any post that asks for upvotes on principle, but yea.. I want that.
DegenerateCrotchFruit
I agree 110%. Instant down vote no matter how much I like the post
fdinthea
KarenFromTheHOA
If only there were more of us.
Crc07200
I live in Japan, Japanese pizza sucks, but costco pizza remains the same. I will drive 3 hours to get it
sassybaskets
Holy shit, they have Costco in Japan?
DarkMoon159
I also went to one in Taiwan.
DarkMoon159
I can pm you a photo I took! :)
Crc07200
Hell yeah, I'm sure there is one in Tokyo, but the one I go to is in Izumi-Sano, Osaka area. only place you can get a lot of things
GLAMEOW
lol no costco in Spain ;;
BrianTheImpaler
https://www.costco.es/localizanos
GLAMEOW
Damn, there's only two, and none near me
BrianTheImpaler
I'd say they're nearer than they would be if they didn't exist in Spain at all.
mtallmen184
I had to ask for a different slice once because there was a big bald spot of no cheese. It's not called a "mostly cheese" pizza damnit!
caeymoor
Reason 6,283,580 to love costco
Jerenemy
Is Costco $2 pizza good? Or is it a get what you pay for.
hammersquirrel
Not the best I've ever had, but you get more than what you pay for
SonOfAVondruke
10 dollars for the equivalent of an extra large at most places. Not amazing, but better than anything else you'll get at that price point.
HailToUltron
Its a solid 8 on a scale of 10. Reliable, always fresh, always ready, cheap as hell, and well sourced ingredients + happy workers serving it
Rayduh562
Just had a slice of pep and a dog. $3.50 + tax, includes refillable drink too!
Megameatloaf
Wait what? Tax isn't included in the sale price in Murica? God that must get annoying sometimes...
umpbumpfizz
It can only be included if the price explicitly states "includes tax". Instead, we get "+ tax" 99% of the time. It does get frustrating.
usersubbordercontrol
Unless you're lucky and don't have to pay sales tax.
umpbumpfizz
Fuck you New Hampshire!
panzerfausiwagen
Hey we have heroin here
DrMaxPayne
Geez, America
toxcrusadr
I guess the dog counts as a vegetable for a well balanced meal.
usersubbordercontrol
Hahahaha... sales tax. You fools
sexyGandalf12
It's 3.80 after tax
gorgosaurusrex
Well sales tax varies wildly from state to state, or even county to county.
sulairris
It would be $3.71 here in MD
Sarahslover
Not all states have sales tax. NH and AK F.T.W. my 2 home states.
BootyWrangler69
And Montana
pumpernicklelel
Murica
Woodcup
Canada too mate, which is surprising as our stuff us usually much more expensive.
captainclutch
TylerLee
phoenixfromashes
All hail Costco!
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Welcome to Costco. I love you
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thatshytidontlike
The point. You missed it.
Skromulator
Their store brand green tea is fantastic.
Jarvert
We don't have Costco in the Philippines so we have S&R instead. The 2$ pizza are so good especially the hot dogs!
blackburrd
I know I'm becoming a real adult because I get really excited to Costco. It's honestly one of the best parts of my month
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
5/7 would eat
SoupIsNotAMealVera
Aw shit, Dawg. 79¢ chocolate and vanilla swirl frozen yogurt!
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DrJeremyStone
Hahaha
Rengii
I love Costco more than I love America. Like if Costco were to become it's own nation and secede I'd apply for Costconian citizen.
Vote4Bern
I always thought Costco pizza was shit until I try them, better than Papa Johns, Dominoes, and Pizza Hut combined.
BadImgurer
All those French fries.
innodence
Infinite batteries!
Martecles
Best investment, $20 pack of rechargeable batteries at Cotsco. They been great for years.
coasterghost
What about Cracker Barrel?
DrJeremyStone
Lol "Costconian"
idenoh
it appears that you've forgotten to request toppings on that pizza. Remember kids, cheese isn't a topping, its a requisite.
SpecimenSpiff
PSSSSH, I love plain ol cheese pizza.
eromitlab
That's why you go around the corner to the condiment bar for some onion and crushed red pepper.
Sprinkleton
But when the cheese is good, you don't need any toppings
FuzzyBwalls
Sorry your pizza is so bad you need to put shit on it
PatronSaintofKillers
Only left sausage pls
ifitseasytakeittwice
Does that come from left shark meat?
PatronSaintofKillers
yes
RockLopsta
The pepperoni tastes "off" from cosco.
BarfTittiesGalore
That's because it's recycled "I Love Yous" from the front door.
thisappisajoke
Why does everyone care if someone ate just a cheese pizza? This whole comment thread is ridiculous, lol.
itsPixie
MarkSoupial
Lilshadow48
You disgust me. Cheese or nothing. VIVA LA CHEESE
SankingDragon
A plain cheese pizza is always a crowd pleaser. You order a nice white broccoli rabe with garlic maybe not everyone's so excited.
idenoh
Yeah, but costco is pizza by the slice, they don't carry oddball shit.
aegis27
Cheese pizza is like vanilla ice-cream. Just because it isn't "special" doesn't mean it's bad.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
What if I lack toast and tolerate
TylerLee
Lack toes*
Accidentallythewholething
Toddler ant*
Kabe59
I understood that reference!
BarfTittiesGalore
You'll need YOUR stomach pumped
johntbonespartan
What!? You can get toppings on Costco pizza in the US?
benkey1
Pepperoni or Supreme. Both have meat. Or cheese (pictured above) which somehow has the most calories.
KiltedinSeattle
I hate to break it to you- but cheese has calories. All cheese has more. They use less of it when they add pepperoni or supreme.
benkey1
Clearly this is true at Costco, based on Calories. In my cumulative 12 hours commercial pizza experience, we used the same amount of cheese.
dysiode
It's no less confusing that the pepperoni has fewer calories than the cheese it replaces considering it's meet and full of fat and all that
MuddyMax
But it's very thin.
lazyboii120
PIZZA IS $2 AT COSTCO??!?!?!?
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
And as bland as you think
QuickFartsLongTurds
You're a requisite.
aleister94
thatonelostraspberry
He can be my requisite;)
mikeatike
Requisite for a Dream
YourFaceIsAnInsult
Your face is a requisite.
DooDooManjaro
GreatPotatoMan
Your mom is a requisite.
JAFIOI
Your mom's face is a requisite.
pumpernicklelel
Sorry, my fam doesn't eat meat so I didn't want to put them in an awk position, but I love wings
Kougeru
Cheese is worse for you than most meat
BlacksMcNutt
Cheese is a gift from the fermented milk gods.
biglovetravis
That's child abuse. Bacon is an exquisite meat treat from the gods! ;)
Nahxela
Should've gotten your own pizza, imo
Idonthavealottosay
How about ricotta?!
BlacksMcNutt
Sounds like you need to get them some meat. Try bacon, kids love bacon.
TylerLee
Meat is a pre-requisite!
Pugsleyx
That's the 3 cheese pizza yeah? So much cheese on that thing... So good
yourCleverUsernameSuck
Heartomaton
TalkRlyehianToMe
Holy shit, browsing imgur and I find my own gif
MikiDeLeon
Order a whole veggie pizza you can even do che/veg plenty for family or leftovers
pumpernicklelel
I like cheese but I hate the veggie option because of the mushrooms, burn me at the stake but I stand by my choices!