Pro tip

Jul 22, 2017 10:30 AM

Jakrr

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So if I repost nudes with my own watermark people will think I'm a legend. A creepy legend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or just live a life that doesn't involve using electronics to send pics of your genitalia. Nah way too complicated.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a repost

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Send them to me ,I will keep them safe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Send nudes pls! I don't care if watermarked or not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The plz makes you sound desperate bro... Just looking out for you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Be in the company of people that send or receive nudes to begin with.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh great! Porn with black censorship bars only covering up water marks.... that's my fetish!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It takes seconds and no experience to remove watermark

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watermark your body so you know it's your body.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then what....the I ternet still has your boobies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that. Im old. I gotta reuse my dick pics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you show an example?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one time I sent a dick pic was by request, and then I found out she showed her friends. She said "It's normal, we always do."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

or don't send nudes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heres a rule: If you think you cant trust them, dont send them. Even if you do there are too many cases of "My phone was stolen, Im sorry"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have my own mail server and I give separate mails to each person. When I receive spam I know exactly who leaked my mail.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Something level something Asian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote-and-forget.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And that would change what once they are released?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit.....wish I read this like 5 minutes sooner

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't send nudes. I've never been impressed with a nude I've sent, and I don't really remember the ones I've received, but it only

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 7

Takes one.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That seems far easier than tyrion's method of just different info for each person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or.. hear me out, don't send them in the first place.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 26

Shhh don't tell them the secret.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or....hear me out, do what you want!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Or at least don't back them up on the cloud.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nude your watermarks with the person's leak you're naming to so if you ever get sent you know who dit it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i put someone else name on my nudes, you're right, they'd never see the light of day lest someone think the person in the pic was them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

suddenly my self-esteem has dropped by 15 points. Ah! Just another perfect day on imgur .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use two watermarks - one obvious, the other not (like specific pixel colours) so if the obvious one is edited out you can still ID it.

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

White text in excel. I catch my guides being copied easily.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fail to see the point of the fake watermark. Do you think they see an image with no watermark and go "there must be a hidden watermark" ?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I'd just put the watermarks in different places for each person I send to. Then the part of the photo that's photoshopped tells who leaked.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say put it in a specific place, like top left corner, bottom left corner, but hidden is good, too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's...actually quite clever.

9 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 12

unless they crop the watermark....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was the first time it was posted on here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

the problem is that watermarks kill boners

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 23, 2017 6:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... You don't?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean tho how many nudes people be sending??? I send dick picks to one person and if they got out I'd know. maybe just tone it down ho?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 11

Idk, me and my gf spent a summer apart and sent each other over a thousand nudes each in ~3 months

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

People should be able to send as many fucking nudes to as many people as they want.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Or just don't send anything over the internet that you don't want public

9 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 26

What about text?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's an ugly speaking

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what thats crazy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

people are retarded

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly. Show them a Polaroid!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about don't be a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Don't takes pics or vids of anything you don't want public... unless they will never reside on any device with internet access.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Even then there can be risk, like when I was digitizing my wife's old dance videos and found her sisters sex tape

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go on...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's the safest way to ski? Don't ski.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Pizza.. French fry.. Pizza.. French fry..

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What do I do with my skis now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've never been in a long distance relationship before, have you?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Nah I prefer my Asians in the kitchen or on TV

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

True. But even so, it's always nice to be able to trace back whoever broke your trust.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Wouldn't you know who you sent it to anyway?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same idea: fill out forms with unique fake names and keep track of who's selling your data to advertisers when those names are in spam email

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just add a '+' after your gmail username (instead of op@gmail you can have op+WHATEVER@gmail, it will work).

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, I use it a lot. If your address is '[email protected]' you can also add . anywhere in the first part, like 'ex.ample@' or 'ex.am.ple@'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0