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May 1, 2020 11:15 AM
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Mrgetdown
Great use of this meme +1
BrianBoyko
In the last panel, he looks like a right tit.
popejubal
M-M-M-M-MASK! Is the mighty power that can save the day
RElGNMAN
Brah!
JOKERZwild86
I thought I was the only one that like the smell of a sweaty breast
TooStronkkk
Tough times
strugglingLoll
I think there’s an alternative too! Follow instruction from link: https://youtu.be/P94w8EODXns
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
But did he take it before or after sealing the deal?
hudsonmd873
LOL
100PercentCertifiedHuman
Doesn't work if she's got huge tiddies though.
ApexIzzy
1/2 We actually had a customer come in to our store using half a bra as a face mask. She didn’t think we’d notice because she hid the lace
ApexIzzy
2/2 but it was sticking out the bottom so we did. She quickly took it off and pocketed the bra.
freckledkink
Poor girl. She had a great idea!
tReasonoustRump
latinomartino
Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting.
JethroSkrull
But they both got there without masks.....
TwoBitGreaser
He looks like a right tit.
AawesomeAardvaark
*left
SailorPupitar
Yeah, he did leave her, that's why he's a right tit.
AawesomeAardvaark
*left tit
cpcgamer
That's an expensive mask :/
Xenarion
That's why he stole it.
Hellstorm99
Who uses two hands to unhook a bra?
freckledkink
People with arthritis or dexterity issues. I have ms and my coordination sucks now.
Hellstorm99
I hear ya. Generalized Articular Hypermobility (possibly Ehlers-Danlos, can’t afford to get the genetic testing done)
Wileydj
tbh, I'm a girl and sometimes I'm like "oh shit, I'm STUCK HELP ME" and use a second hand.
Hellstorm99
I am sure there are plenty of imgurians willing to assist. What is weird, I have an easier time with 3 & 4 clasp bras than 1 or 2.
Wileydj
Now that you mention it, I do struggle more with my 2 clasps, as opposed to my 3....weird!
Hellstorm99
Better grip I suppose, that and I am out of practice.
kaloonzu
Same amount of tension spread across only two points, rather than three or four. Typically less material to grab as well.
pilomotor
He's clearly pretty drunk.
Hellstorm99
That’s when I am at my best with it. Muscle memory
CloakedFigure
DiscountOneLiners
SergeiBoobtitsky
datacide
EmperorZerbo
EricksonOle
AttentionDeficitHeyLookASquirrel
jesusisherelookbusy
Huntermen32
I will always upvote The Death Korp Of Krieg!
jesusisherelookbusy
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
CloakedFigure
PardusXY
Extreme ambivalence... +0x10
dduncan55330
This is related yet has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I love it
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Never forget Ben Swolo :3
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I'm so sick of guys just using me to steal my bras.
halkeye
What do you want then to use you for? Pancakes? Good plan
Dondarian
Now you know how men feel when women steal our hoodies.
slurrybarffast
gogoGandhiMagicVibratingFingers
Just stop wearing them! That’ll teach em
MeetMeInSanJunipero
It's good advice.
BatmanOSX
Soviet BF : it is OUR Bra, comrade
EricksonOle
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Hahaha! So true. Their sizes don't go up very high either sadly.
MovedToast
Of all the industries Pornhub is in, I'm baffled that they haven't overthrown Victoria's Secret. They understand the plight of the titties.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Guys only want one thing and it's DIGUSTING.
slurrybarffast
Yes, guys want to pick their fingernails on the couch. It is disgusting...but its a grooming ritual...passed down from generations of dudes.
metalnekomata
Hoodie payback
MegaIlluminati
On plus side, for some bras, you can file robbery charges.
AGiantSlor
Yeah. Besides, panties wrap around the ears better.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
That explains where my panties have gone too...
xLynnuh
No joke I feel like there’s a black hole specifically for underwear. They just up and vanish one day.. I’ve lost 3 panties and 4 bras.
linkapedia
then you can be a super hero
GenitalWars
I regret watching this before sleep
BobbyVegana
The fuck!
mediocrejoker
That's what happens when you smuggle melons for a living :/
MeetMeInSanJunipero
It's a hard job but somebody has to.
mediocrejoker
I smuggle baby carrots, tell me about it!
InsensitiveComments
what if I go for the panties instead? is that still frowned upon?
slurrybarffast
Its a multi-billion dollar industry in japan
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Depends, the ones I've been wearing or a fresh pair?
slurrybarffast
AuralOcean
Well stop having such nice bras.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I will strictly wear my gross bras from now on.
slurrybarffast
dwideshruud
Your username tho! Love it.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Thanks! My favourite episode :)
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Thought you would be more of a National Anthem fan.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Probably my least favourite episode.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Haha not surprising. I came away a little scarred from that one. 1st episode too? Fifteen Million Merits was the early (depressing) favorite
Italipino
I like the cut of your jib
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
Men just want one thing
madrush
2 things actually
slurrybarffast
To poop in the woods, then cut that poop with their pee?
MeetMeInSanJunipero
And it's disgusting, I agree.
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
I’d argue it’s fairly unhygienic and ineffective
slurrybarffast
Its revenge for all those stolen boxer shorts and hoodies
3Davideo
I've heard about the hoodies, but boxers?
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Well...that seems somewhat fair.
keyonne
Oh hell no. Your hoodie was $15. My bra costs $55
iabsolutelyfckingabhorguns
But after the hat off my head, two button down shirts, and a hoodie it adds up.
slurrybarffast
Understandable, but Consider the Following: Supreme
keyonne
Oh you mean the hoodie that started its sales at Walmart in the 90s at $15/hoodie? Yeah I have 3. My bras cost $55 each for the cheap ones.
Goosexi
Went bra shopping with the GF. Bras are expensive yo.
infrazab
Please take a moment to admire before you take them off, a lot went into getting it.
lancell
Yes. “Girlfriend”. *wink*
keyonne
Mine are $54 each. Usually need 2-4 to get though a laundry cycle.
GifsAreMyFetish
I love your username. Best episode ever of the whole show! <3
JuliaLoveStar
Guess I'm lucky enough that I'm so flat that i basicly don't need any
extrasad
Same ?
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
KamSolastor
Well, you might not like them but as a guy - we probably do
kerBamf
Can confirm. Still fun.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
But all the best clothing styles look amazing on you both. Clothes drape on me like I'm trying to smuggle snacks into a theater.
EricksonOle
*Checks price* Fuck, is this an undergarment or an iPad? Does it at least have some kinda pointless Bluetooth functionality for that price?
Redisia
yes the Bluetooth function is that it magnetizes them and attracts men. Strange how that works
MovedToast
...My Bluetooth doesn't pull that. Damn it, my plan sucks.
PotKnight
I still don’t understand why we’re not putting speakers in them, b cup And lower could be tweeters c & ds miss dd & up subs
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
Love me some bass.
PotKnight
I am all about that bass.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Man I fuckin wish they did.
PianoMan2112
*presses nipples for 6 seconds to attempt pairing*
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Well it definitely worked for me.
Goosexi
Swipe to unlock ?
MeetMeInSanJunipero
They are! Annoyingly so.
TemetNosce000
Love the username
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Thank you! Best ep!