CaptainKangarooPimp
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Nov 2, 2016 12:03 AM
CaptainKangarooPimp
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spasmfingers
I just ate some of that damn it was good
snerggly
Lol! Nice costume does it come with steamed brown rice?!
taylaw84
Hello my name is T50?
STGxDante
It's the only Chinese food I ever order!
SpoonerGibbs
He was a great chicken
snakeoilsalesman
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuo_Zongtang if you're bored.
TheAncientOneG1
Looks like a Navel Captain.
tellemurius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xXL3XWkNIs
Cortezdelanoche
Okay? Tso what?
CrazyNate1031
Impeach General Tso! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei6rGAeT4Lg
Promethianfire
A military hero for all nations
RWM90
Yessssss
DoorAjar
We all know that he should be holding a cat.
shivermetimber
Hi Admiral T50, isnt that a name of a tank?
thiswillonlyhurtabit
But that is not a generals uniform
supermanwang
XxTippoxX
What's the matter, colonel? ... Chicken?!
nopoliticalcorrectness
Shouldn't the chicken be a cat?
CatTaxCollecter
....Captain Tso?
KyrosXIII
Kaptaintso's Friendly Chicken
iamthisguy247
Do you think he knows Colonel Angus?
Platform221BtheShireofAsgard
Is it necessary that the name tag be that big?
pinkwendy
Yes
baconsmellsreallygood
Maybe as comical way to show overzealous boots that this isn't stolen valor.
TheSpaismunky
I am an army and can confirm.
EnragedCucco
The one man army has spoken!
FrankTheCube
Maybe he's really tiny.
markfebruary
He's destined to be a legend. That chicken is destined to be delicious and spicy.
FrancyFde
Did not understand this
CaptainKangarooPimp
General tso chicken. It's a spicy Chinese dish
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
So what's with Captain Tso, why not dress as General Tso like the food?
SexyStarfish
Except he's wearing a Naval uniform. Close enough. Then again, most of the chinese places say the same thing about the meat in their dishes.
CatTaxCollecter
He's wearing a captain's uniform
bepisboi
They dress up the meat in naval uniforms?
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
yes
LRWerewolf
I lolled so hard the pain from my kidney stone nearly made me pass out.
quietbeggar
Oh man, I feel you on that. I've had a couple this year and I have one in my kidney that I'm just waiting for to move.
mplslov3ly
Awe. I'm on week 4 of kidney stone trynna pass.
findermouse
Now I'm imaging the transition from laughing to screaming. Your neighbors must think you laugh like a supervillian
LRWerewolf
Nah, just grabbed my bite rag and muffeld it for a while. No woken neighbors.
mwppmarauders
Kidney stones are quite easily the worst pain I've ever felt. I've broken bones and not been in that much pain.
LRWerewolf
My urologist is a mother and kidney stone sufferer. She said she'd much rather give birth au natural than face another kidney stone.
mwppmarauders
I've heard that. I'm a female and tolerated a kidney stone for 3 months before I broke down and had surgery. Childbirth should be a snap...