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Cat tax
CISMaleScumLord
I like to think that #2 was posted by Mariska Hargitay
whyisexistance
#7 is very Canadian
TheNameOfThisUserIsRelevant
#15 In Spain we say, "Me importa un pepino" which basically means, "It's as important to me as a cucumber." So yeah.
ImTotsPolyGONEfromThis3Dclass
You can find out how many months old you are here: https://www.disabled-world.com/calculators-charts/age-calculator.php
secretagentdoubleobeaver
#23 I work in the craft beer industry and I think many craft breweries would love it if you came in and started doing arts and crafts
LittlemissEm
I'm 309 months
4254
#14 How can sausage be a bad thing?
caunphety
#4 ...but that’s not love...
GauXe
We also say „das ist doch mir bums“, which translates to „this is bumps to me“
AwkwardKeming
As someone who drives on snow regularly, #9 is spot on.
Cramsington
#9 Charlotte represent!
ASpaceChimp
This is sausage to me
cesairforgeroflightning
Warum ist Käse Unsinn aber Wurst nur egal?
viasycosis
WouldYouIfIAsked
684 and 340 of them sober, almost half my life sober. Didn't realize until I looked at it like that. Thank you
Lacklessfuckwittery
I always want to upvote Nat and her requiem for a dream fridge chase sequence.
iamcatbug95
#17 the original planking, cool.
IAmSometimesThatGuy
TheInternetIsASeriesOfTubes
I love that the dudes arm in the middle got unwillingly caught up in the action.
Bloodyvalentine549
Just a random fact... Wbtv is my local news station and they always have a great sense of humor. This made me sensibly chuckle though.
Lots43
Harry has a mother and her name is Molly Weasley thank you very much
ImADildo
#8
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DumpoldRant
It's not a story the fire marshall would tell you.
coolcalx
The derivative of the integral of a continuous function is the function itself
phantasmaphilia
this is beautiful
KenanAndKelThuzad
#9 Shout out to my people in Charlotte, NC
BingleyBingleyBeep
#11 is a dominance move. Older dog is telling new dog that he ain't shit and he better understand who's in charge. Should be discouraged -->
BingleyBingleyBeep
--> The only dominant animal in the house should be the people, otherwise pets refuse to do as they're told. Can be done very loving though!
Hermansen
34 years and 4 months
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
My roommate turns 35 soon and we are going to do a baby photo shoot. 420 months
Hermansen
Blaze it
Gashunkification
Thank you
ReactAndiSueYou
#4 can’t find very many virgins nowadays
Moonattack100
You're on imgur.
eisaateadamunime
Well, you've come to the right place!
potatoisgood
Children
dontsayretarded0itsgay
There's one born every minute
LittlemissEm
Male virgins are still virgins
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Hi there. Wait ...
yourCleverUsername10
1,kidnap female of sacrificing age 2,test for purity 3a,if pure: sacrifice 3b,if impure: impregnate and sacrifice the offspring. >
EmporioIvankov
APenguinInATuxedo
ReactAndiSueYou
yourCleverUsername10
>alternatively, if you are female you have the additional option of getting yourself pregnant and sacrificing said offspring.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
That's how the Baal worshipping, temple prostitutes did it